An Afternoon Comment Diversion / Dustin Rowles
Comment Diversions | October 24, 2007 | Comments ()
We’ve already covered our Five Freebies and our Same-Sex Top Five, so it only makes sense that — on the suggestion of a reader, Jenny — we cover our Celebrity Fight List. Yes, name the celebrities you’d most like to throw-down with, kick in the teeth, and spit on. And, for shits and giggles, you may also include fictional characters in your Celebrity Fight List.
Have at it, folks. Here’s mine:
1. Perez Hilton (though, I’m not sure I could take the bitch slaps and the hair pulling).
2. Ben Stiller (sadly, after all his self-abuse comedy, he wouldn’t even feel it)
3. Zach Braff (you have no idea how much I used to like you, Braff — now the sight of you makes my teeth ache. Worse: I can’t explain why.)
4. Tom Brady (talk about bitch slaps and hair pulling)
5. Dane Cook (please, it’s bad enough I have to pay to see and write about you, but now you gotta harass me on my television?)
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