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Rebeccah: genius.

In a heartbeat: Werner Herzog, my house, supper table laden with food and wine and surrounded by a few select film-fiend friends (see what I did there?) to talk about his theories about production design, chaos and destruction, Kinski, and new ways to use animals onscreen to depict Herzog's special brand of German existentialism.

He's honestly truly the only living famous person I imagine I could really dig talking to.

(...wracking brains for a moment...)

Yep. The only one.

1. Johnny Depp cuz I've already hung out with him for a couple hours once before and he was damn cool. I'd like him to be "In my 5."

2. Shia LaBeouf just to hear him say 'No, no, no...' all the time when something screwy was happening.

3. Corky from life goes on. I truly think I may have found my finger-painting soul mate.

4. Takbir or Ryu from the group 'Styles of Beyond' because we have such similar beliefs about music.

5. Brittney Spears because all I would have to do is buy her a cookie and that pretty much guarantees anal on the first date. (C'mon...what would be better than a grainy cell-phone pic of me given Brittney Spears the donkey punch? Nothing that's what...)

drinking at a dive bar with anthony bourdain.

What fun!

browsing the MAC cosmetics counter with David Bowie and Iman

throwing darts for pint money with Ewan Macgregor

shooting pool with Daniel Craig

gambling in Tunica Mississippi with the Robinson brothers and the rest of the Black Crowes

and skeeball with the Coen Brothers.

I would love to have a deep convo with Johnny Depp. We could sit up all night smoking cigarettes and talking about Hunter Thompson, Buddhism, life after death, whatever. And I wouldn't even ogle him or anything. He just comes off in interviews and such as a really cool and interesting person.

I'd like to tour an art museum with Patton Oswalt and at some point get into a friendly argument about H.P. Lovecraft, and then have lunch.

I'd spend an afternoon with Laura Linney doing whatever she wanted to do, just to get a chance to talk with her.

I'd like to show Tommy Lee Jones how to cook something. A Chinese dish, maybe. He seems really interesting but also a bit scary, and I think a kitchen setting would keep me from getting nervous.

After reading several recent articles about Hal Holbrook, I'd like to just sit on the floor in the same room as him, and listen to him talk. Same for Andy Griffith, now that I think about it.

And some kind of light manual labor with Natalie Portman. Peeling potatoes, maybe. Don't ask me why; it just seems like it'd be fun.

How fun this is!
1.) I think I'd have a blast polishing off a box of wine with Ellen DeGeneres and performing living room karaoke in our pajamas.

2.) Me and Colin Farrell in a dark bar drinking pints and comparing sexual conquests.

3.) Playing the "Glitter" drinking game with Dominic Monaghan. Everyone thinks they can last the whole movie.. no one ever does.

4.) Shoe shopping followed by mani/pedis with Jenna Fischer and Mandy Moore.

Yes, most of my fun revolves alcohol. I'm Irish, what can I say?

1. Make cupcakes with Jenna Fischer
2. Have a movie marathon with Tina Fey
3. Clothes shopping with Kate Winslet
4. Spend a day going to the Philly art museum and to book readings with Steve Martin (he's cultured AND funny!)
5. Go on a road trip with Paul Rudd, Seth Green, and Nathan Fillion. Whether or not I remember to bring roofies remains to be seen.

Oh, and I would want to hang out with Bryan Cranston. I don't care what we do. I just want to shake his hand and tell him that Breaking Bad is the shit.

Ok...I've wanted to do this for some time...I know I'll get heckled here for it but what the hell...

I want to sit down for drinks and dinner with Brad and Angie, muse over the plight of the world and then IMPLORE them to ease up on the child collecting. Those cute little sprites they've got grow up and the novelty does somewhat wear off (I speak from loving experience)! There is only so much B&A to go around, folks.

Plus, after my sermon I could stare at them and dream of a threesome.

-Reading with Stephen King at a used bookstore (he would show me the subtle horrors in Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes).

-Playing darts and drinking twenty year old Scotch at a pub with Al Pacino. I don't drink Scotch nor play darts, but his rough voice seems to go with the mood. Also while smoking cigars and waxing nostalgic over our lost youth.

-Grocery shopping with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. They seem like such down to earth women, I'd love to see them on one of their off days just running errands.

-Making out like teenagers in the back of a dark movie theater with Ralph Macchio, the Karate Kid himself. First crush when I was eight years old and I've never gotten over it :-)

Record answering machine messages with Carl Kasell.

Make mix-tapes with Nick Hornby.

Watch a Fletch marathon with Bill Lawrence.

Vegas with Vince Vaughn.

Pillow fight with Melissa Sagemiller.

PissBoy, can we please make sure our scheduled days with Brit Brit line up? It sounds so lovely.

I forgot to add having a sleepover and smoking pot with the entire cast of Best In Show and A Mighty Wind. Rules are they have to stay in character. I'd think I'd die of an asthma attack from laughing so hard.

1. I'd love to drink coffee and eat cookies in a graveyard at night with Tim Burton. I think we'd have a spooky wonderful time. Plus the idea is hilarious to me.

2. Read comic books, play video games, and watch movies all night with Simon Pegg. Come on, you know you'd love it too.

3. Sit in a cafe somewhere in Europe and talk art, literature, and the infinite possibilies of humanity with Samantha Morton.

I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can can of on this Wednesday morning...

This is a brilliant idea!

Coffee and pastries in a lodge, warm fire blazing on a cold morning, with Anthony Hopkins. (I can never get his bear coat from Legends outta my head.)

A mid-morning jam session with Jeff Tweedy (including smoking cigarettes, and nippin whiskey).

A delicious, healthy lunch with Maggie G. Girl talkie kind of lunch.

Mid-afternoon doobie break with Charlize Theron. Oh yeah.

Pull an all-nighter with Miranda July, using junk around the house to make cool stuff, recording voice work, and being tech geeks with no limitations.

Ok, guys, give me a call. My schedule looks good...everyday.

Damn! Sorry for the double post.

Definite party foul.

Hensforth, I promise not to do that again.

1) I would love to have dinner at a nice restaurant with Naomi Watts. Something Italian and elegant.
2) A jam session with the fabulous girls from Sleater-Kinney. But first I'd need to play an instrument.
3) Have a movie night with the usual gang of actors in Judd Apatow movies.
4) Go to Jack Rabbit Slims with the cast of Pulp Fiction. Then I could die happy.

Having Nathan Fillion take me away in Serenity.
OK, in real life, sharing a bottle of Jameson in a nice quiet pub and chatting and flirting.

The skate park with Jack Black.

Motorcycles to Alice's Restaurant with Ewan McGregor.

Cosmo quizzes and home pedicures with Zooey Deschanel.

Going shopping with Tim Gunn. Duh. Pretty obvious choice, but I'd love it.

Going out for a NYC post-dance party hangover-cure brunch with Cecily Brown, the painter, and discussing all things sex & fun.

A flea market Saturday with Wes Anderson!

...and I agree with everyone that beer/videogame allnighter with Mr Depp would be excellent!

Going shopping with Tim Gunn. Duh. Pretty obvious choice, but I'd love it.

Going out for a NYC post-dance party hangover-cure brunch with Cecily Brown, the painter, and discussing all things sex & fun.

A flea market Saturday with Wes Anderson!

Playing darts and pub-hopping with lil Miss Amy Winehouse herself.

...and I agree with everyone that beer/videogame allnighter with Mr Depp would be excellent!

1. Boogieboarding with Anderson Cooper.

2. "Closet shopping" & old movies with Cate Blanchett.

3. Breakfast in bed with Christian Bale.

4. Twirling in fabulous old dresses with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

5. Sitting at Martin Scorsese's feet, eating biscotti, while he talks endlessly about the great old movies.

Mailbox baseball with Conan O'Brien

Survivalist lessons from Ted Nugent

Bareknuckle boxing with Burt Reynolds

Prank calling with Tina Fey

Hockey game with Kate Winslet

OOOH--One more--

Kid Rock--Nashville Honkytonks. YeefuckingHah!

Hang out with Angie (sans Brad and kids) just two slightly mentally unbalanced chicks eating Mexican food with margaritas grande.

Even though she's dead, I would love to hang out with author Flannery O'Connor. I think we would have a lot in common and she could teach me so much. I want to be like her when I grow up.

Back to the living, I would hang out with Kathy Griffin (Griffith ?) over drinks just to hear her talk shit about celebrities - what fun.

Smoke some weed with Snoop Dogg. Just seems like it would be fun. But no izzles. That shit is played out.

Be in the presence of Kyle Chandler. I don't watch FNL but I have always had a crush on him.
We could just hand out and drink beer and eat nachos. If he wants to sex me that would be fine, too.

Ziva had it right when she said:
Craig Ferguson - have dinner with him and listen lovingly to him say anything he wants in that delicous accent. So I second that.

Of course, this how I feel right now and the people will change as my mood does. But this is a good start.

I am not going to read anyone elses so that I can see what I come up with...
1. Ellen Page seems like the type to go see an indie band with (Moldy Peaches??)
2. Jennifer Garner- I see her as the type to go bowling with. She would also kick anyone's ass who tried to bug us. She is BFF material.
3. Drinking with Mike Myers at a hockey game.
4. Because I am on a Stargate Atlantis kick I would have to say Joe Flanagan (Col Sheppard) is the perfect football then bed partner...hee.
5. I would go running with Franka Potenta and possibly dye my hair red with her...

Oooh this one's easy:

Drinks and some live indie music at KoKo with Ellen Page, preferably whiskey. Followed by Japanese food from one of the all night stands while waiting for a cab.

Chinese food and a chatter about books and movies with Tina Fey in the basement of the awesome cafe I used to visit on a weekly basis before I moved.

A long and boozy Italian meal followed by cocktails and dancing (at the bar I have never been able to remember leaving) with Lauren Graham.

A night at my local pub with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Jessica Stevenson.

A day drinking beer and playing videogames with Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen and Jason Segel.

Finally: a night sitting around a table drinking red wine and ranting about everything under the sun with Dylan Moran.

Fun comment diversion! Drinks in Boston with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Sitting in Central Park and commenting on everybody with Kathy Griffin. Watching a classic movie and discussing it after with Christian Bale (my husband has to be invited, too, because he worships the dude). Spinning class with Cameron Diaz (I know she's not popular here, but she's my age and she always struck me as relatively down-to-earth). Tour of St. Patrick's Cathedral with Ralph Fiennes. Broadway show with Rufus Wainwright.

Alex!! How could I forget Lauren Graham?! I'd take her to my favorite Thai place and then have a night of poker and beer with my friends.

going out to Super Heavy Reggae (second Saturday of the month) at Thymeless Bar & Grill on College St. in Toronto with Woody Harelson and Matthew McConaughey. we'd smoke spliffs in the back, grab some Red Stripes and then stand by the First Trumpet Soundsystem and listen to selectors Friendlyness and Jeremiah and the horns of I-sax.

and i totally know that Woody'd be down with coming because he's been there before (they have his picture up on the wall).

Picking fights and kicking ass with Roger Daltrey, with Pete Townshend and the ghosts of Keith Moon and John Entwhistle making wry remarks from the sidelines.

Picking fights and kicking ass with Roger Daltrey, with Pete Townshend and the ghosts of Keith Moon and John Entwhistle making wry remarks from the sidelines.

Picking fights and kicking ass with Roger Daltrey, with Pete Townshend and the ghosts of Keith Moon and John Entwhistle making wry remarks from the sidelines.

Fuck it, I have to add one more--doing Eddie Izzard's makeup. I'd have to sit in his lap to do so, but eh, no complaints.

1) Any Midnight movie with the Wilson Bros.
2) Making music with Zooey Deschanel (interpret how you will)
3) Letting Katee "Starbuck" Sackhoff convince me to workout with her (interpret how you will)
4) Book Club discussion with Jodie Foster, Naomi Watts, and Jake Gyllenhaal (interpret how you will)

Before I even read on...

EEE!!! Dustin, I had such a crush on Henry Thomas thanks to Fire In The Sky. (Git back in the truck, Travis!) Your friend is one lucky cat!

OK, just had to get that out--now to read the rest.

Oh, I see that I was not paying attention--Rebeccah, YOUR friend is the lucky cat!

Oh, also, going to a shooting range with Michael K. "Omar" Williams. No idea if he can shoot in real life, and even when I was in the army I wasn't exactly Mel Gibson, but that would be cool.

I wouldn't mind going to a selection of shitty restaurants with Bourdain, just to see what he says. He's eaten a variety of disgusting things on his shows, I'd like to find out if I can come up with something he will refuse to try.

As for anyone else, I don't want to do anything special with them, but there are a few celebrities that seem pretty cool and laid-back. I would help them clean out their garage or do some home renovation. Jon Stewart, David Duchovny, Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslet, Regina King, the Mythbusters crew. I could probably think of a few other people, but you get the idea.

1.) Playing ice hockey with Steve Carell
2.) Dirt day with Matthew McConaughey

mmmmmmm damned good question/answers...

erm.......

1)Because he's been my crush since i was eight years old, is my favourite actor and just seems like a very, very cool guy, i'd want to hang out for a day with Rory Cochrane. We'd drink whisky, talk, he'd smoke, walk around(we'd be in new York) just hang out. that'd be amazing

2)Russell Brand because he'd amuse me for the entire day until i exploded from laughter plus i think he'd be able to give me some advice on certain things

3)Tim Minchin cos um...he's hilarious and i'd want him to sing to me all damn day because he's amazing and so outstandingly funny that its just silly-also one of my best friends is his female counterpart which leads to my next choice

4)Noel Fielding because we have scarily identical senses of humour, fashion and im HIS female counterpart so i think we'd get along...plus we'd tell each other long and ramblig stories

5).....last choice.........Bill Nighy(not the science guy, the british one who's one of the best british things EVER) because the man has lived a life and he's amazing and i just think of the stories he could tell me ...

five is ridiculous, i'd want to meet Eddie Izzard, i really do think we'd get along like a house fire ...plus the man wears heels better than me so i'd need some lessons...
man there are so very many.
John Barrowman would be a constant entertainment...

but no if some one said you can have these five celeb friends it'd be Rory, Noel, Russell Tim and Bill because all of them in their own way have changed my life for the better.

1. Dinner at a swanky restaurant with Jeremy Irons - I get the feeling I'd try so hard to impress him, and normally I don't ever want to impress anyone. I think it would be fun, or at least a lesson in humiliation.

2. A tea party and cigarettes with Cillian Murphy. I somehow get the feeling he'd actually participate, and what's better than tea?

3. Watching anime with Christian Bale. Don't even ask me how I think this would work, because I honestly don't know. I just think it would be awesome.

4. Swimming with Gary Oldman! Trend: It doesn't matter what the hell we're doing, as long as we're together and not distracted by whatever it is that's playing background to conversation. Maybe a sauna party for two...but not the way you're thinking.

5. Night at the pub with Craig Ferguson and my mum. They'd get on swimmingly, and I would laugh. Ohhhh, how I would laugh.

1. Making Tim Gunn go shopping for tampons with me at Wal-Mart, just to watch him struggle with the indignity of it all.

2. Hittin bongs and bongos with McConaughey. Im a southern girl and I can't help but love him. If he chose to be naked at the time, so be it.

3. Drinking coffee and doing the NYT Sunday crossword with Jon Stewart.

4. Fishing with Viggo Mortensen.

5. and I totally agree with Halo 3 and 4th meal with Jonah Hill and Michael Cera.

ALmost entirely snark free! A huge list full of love, admirations, and easy affordable outings with celebrated personalities! This made my morning, guys, mankind is truly capable of kindness and goodness!!!
/flutters away on fairy wings.
//Clive Owen and Jason Statham simultaneously, 80's horror movie drive thru in a roomy station wagn with seats that go all the way back, huge bucket of popcorn with a extra cup of butter for those non-popcorn butter-requiring experiences.

Another one that popped into my noggin (although deceased):

I would absolutely love to have an afternoon just loafing about the Midwest area aimlessly with Walter Matheau, and as the early evening came around, to have a piece of kick-ass pie and coffee with him.

I doubt we'd share the same sense of humor or conversation topics, but I'd just like to hang out with him in a grandfatherly-way and listen to all the stories an' such he'd have... I just always thought he was cool as shit... No joke.

Dustin>> That's funny. I knew someone who dated Henry Thomas as well. A friend of a friend really. This was back in the early/mid 90s.

correction: mostly unknown.

1). Rock band party with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, until we're too drunk to keep playing, so we put "Creepshow" in the dvd player.

2). Having a few pints at the bar with the Flight of the Conchords, probably monopolizing the dart board as well.

3). Letting Christian Bale kick the shit out of me. I think that would be a hell of an experience in a very twisted and painful way. Afterwards, maybe we could share a beer and have a laugh about "Newsies".

Sledding and spiked hot chocolate with Jason Bateman.

Attending the annual Sound of Music sing-along with Zooey Deschanel. In costume.

Kentucky Derby with Joan Rivers.

Wine and old movies with Kate Winslet.

being inspired by the Ed Bradley, Jimmy Buffett, Harrison Ford dinner, I opted for combinations of bud celebs.

1. the quiet assimilation and eventual vandalizing of a country club with Eva Green and Gina Gershon. Best if it was a country club in east Asia.

2. Oscar after-parties with Seth McFarlane and Paul Rudd.

3. Two weeks at the summer home of Michel Gondry.

4. Seeing a the Knife concert with Stephin Merritt, John Woo, and Claudia Gonson in Belgium or San Francisco.

5. Going to the Final 4 Tournament with John McEnroe, Bill Russell and Dave Chappelle. Sitting up in the green room smoking cigars and drinking stout, whiskey, and champagne. In Detroit.

1.) Dinner with James Mcavoy..sigh ultimate crush.. swear to god, I will not grope, pinch or flirt! Swear to mother-effing god!

2.) Charlie Kaufman - if i could just pick his brains - we could go to a bookstore, have espresso, go to a poetry or novel reading...

3.) Laurell K. Hamilton - fave supernatural smut writer - I'd just tag along. If she wants to go to a S&M club, I'd just tag along.

4.) Nora Ephron - enuff said

5.) Natalie Portman - shopping buddy

1. Helping Bill Murray search for the shark that killed his friend

2. Having a long talk with Noah Baumbach and his beautiful wife Jennifer Jason-Leigh about Éric Rohmer

3. Dining at a 5 star restaurant with Patton discussing the plethora of pop and geek culture

4. Buying stuff at a flea market with Regina Spektor

5. Starting a book club with Philip Seymour Hoffman, discussing the book for 20 minutes, then start to pay more attention to the fine wines and cheeses.

This is way late, but great call on Eddie Izzard's makeup, em!!

i would like to do the puppet master (nothing dirty!) with elijah wood...and then go thrift store shopping.

coffee talk and game night with quentin tarantino...hopefully he won't try to smack anyone.

i'd like eric clapton to teach me how to play the guitar.

video games with the beastie boys.

crosswords and book shopping with michael stipe.

BSlim, Keifer is my one brush with fame--I crossed paths with him in a bar in Newfoundland. Nice guy, he smiled and returned my hello.

On a completely unrelated note, I swear to fucking god, if I hear that stupid laughing-shark clip from the Strange Wilderness promo one more time...ARGH! Is that Steve Zahn? Dude, what are you doing??

-darts or pool with Gerard Butler, followed by midnight ice cream and movies
-afternoon pickup game of football with Will Smith
-bookstore wandering with Natalie Portman
-building a house with Brad Pitt
-dinner conversation with Marion Cotillard
-riding on the ranch with Harrison Ford

I know Ricky Gervais is the famous one, but I actually think Stephen Merchant would be hilarious to hang out with. He has that quietly insane air about him. Yeah, Stephen and Barry from the EastEnders at a cheesy bar.

And on a totally separate occasion, a long dinner with Robert Duvall, Albert Finney, Tommy Lee Jones, and lots of wine.

For a non-reality-based evening out, I'd like to go to bowling with the Dude, Donny, and Walter. And then maybe to an In-and-Out Burger.

1) go to a pub with the lovely Kate Winslet

2) have a deep conversation about life with Natalie Portman

3) have Nigela Lawson come over to my house and cook dinner

4) play 'Jedi Knights' with Simon Pegg and try to kill each other with out lightsaber swords

5) invite Stewie from Family Guy to my house and listen to him insult every picture I own.

Talking Scientology with Tom Cuise..

Oh. Shit. Wrong thread.

1. Channel surfing with Michael Cera and Jason Bateman, because I so want to be a Bluth

2. Family dinner at the Burton-Bonham Carter residence

3. Dining al fresco with Emma Thompson and Hugh Laurie

Oh, and

6. People watching with John Cusack.

Vegetarian potluck with Kristen Bell and Ed Begley Jr. in which we watch The Big Lebowski and I ask them ceaselessly about Veronica Mars.

Tolkien geek-off with Christopher Lee.

A sarcasm-filled afternoon with Topher Grace (I don't buy all the "he's a jerk" rumors). We can bash celebrities and I can ask him how often Danny Masterson brought up Scientology, and how he possibly resisted its powers.

I would like Steven Wright to tell me a bedtime story, and maybe analyze my dreams when I wake up.

And I'm sorry, jotunes, but I have to steal this one:

"Later in the night go to a low key club/lounge place with Cedric and Omar from The Mars Volta where we can invest in some acid and listen to 'Animals' by Pink Floyd."

YES.

1 & 2: Really anything with Jason Bateman and Michael Cera. It would be total third wheelage, but I'd be down. I can see them picking something infinitely more awesome to do than I could.
3 & 4: Shopping and girl talk with T.R. Knight and Katharine Heigl. I may lose cool points around these parts for suggesting it, but brute honesty is what we have to work with, people.
5. Not to repeat everyone else, but anything with Tina Fey would be awesome, I think. I like her "perfect day" in her AmEx ad, so I'll just suggest sharing in that with her.

1. LAN party with the boys from Penny Arcade (if you are a geek, they count as celebrities!!)

2. Watch hockey and drink a bottle of whiskey with Don Cherry.

3. Go to a curling bonspiel with Paul Gross.... and then have his babies :)

4. Play charades with Jon Stewart and Stephan Colbert.

Having a hard time thinking of five, but this is what I got...

Jam with Conan O'brian - that man can play the blues like he's NOT 6'4" and pale as shit.

Drink some beers with Kevin Smith (but not his wife).

Do anything with Tina Fey. I would love to hang with that woman for a day.

1. Soccer match (FC Barcelona) with Gael Garcia Bernal. Tequila shots afterwards.
2. Drinks with Clive Owen, he can talk about whatever he wants. Or he can talk dirty.
3. Shoe shopping with Liv Tyler. We're both tall! bffs!
4. Carnaval with Rodrigo Santoro. He'd teach me how to samba.
5. Drunken drum lessons with Dave Grohl.

1. Go eat Brazilian food in the City (San Francisco, of course) with Jenny Lewis.
2. Do anything with Natalie Portman.
3. And I know they aren't really "celebrities" but I always hope I'll spot the girls from Go Fug Yourself when I'm in LA so that I can coerce them to hang out with me.

Also, I once ate lunch right next to Elijah Wood in a deserted restaurant in the Bay. He seemed pretty cool.

1. Sit in a smoky bar with Stephin Merritt and talk about Camus and broken hearts.

2. Go to some obscure musical performance with
Henry Rollins and talk books/bands inbetween sets.

3. Take a long ramble in NYC with Anthony Bourdain (w/drinks along the way, of course).

4. Thrift store shopping with Jenny Lewis

5. Drinks with Nathan Fillion! Or anything else I can convince him to do with/to me.

1. Drink margaritas and talk about boys with Jennifer Garner
2. Drink beer and talk about girls with Tegan and Sara
3. Thumb-wrestle with Connie Britton
4. Go sky-diving with Nathan Fillion
5. Have a deep, geeky conversation with Joss Whedon and then drink margaritas and beer

And in the unrepressed rage division:

1. Pushing Sandra Bullock down a set of stairs.(previously and recently mentioned, but bears repeating)

2. Spending the day with Ann Coulter while she wears a shock collar, and every time she says something egregiously hateful, she gets a zap. That might end up less than a day, though, she'd probably be twitching and drooling before lunch.

3. Shredding the Olsen Twins' wardrobes as they watch helplessly nearby.

4. Cooking something from a recipe on the back of a Velveeta box for dinner with Martha Stewart.

5. Matching tequila shooters with George W., with my tape recorder on.

1)Help build Optimus Prime with Chris Walken
2)Macrame with Segal
3)Yell at fourteen year old punks with Zach Braff
4)More quality time with Big Papa Walken
5)Donuts with Jon Lovitz

Somebody already said, "read comics with Kevin Smith".

Everything else I'd write here will get me in trouble.

Because it was not funny.

Pointless fantasies like these can be either cured or fulfilled by Scientology.

1. Beach with Jewel Staite and Zooey Deschanel

2. Trip to the record store, then an indie show, then 2 am dinner at a hole in the wall all night Mexican place with Ellen Page

3. Sporting event with Jennifer Garner. I'm lukewarm on her as an actress but I think she'd be totally chill to hang with, unlike Portman who I love as an actress but get the vibe we wouldn't click

4. Video games with the guys in Say Anything, minus Max Bemis. I've actually hung out with them before and they are awesomely fun

5. Flea Market shopping with Kate Winslet and Charlize Theron

>Dude, that is always funny.

ALSO BLUE IS THE BEST COLOR

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Such a good one!

1) Get coffee, go shopping with Kate Winslet. She seems like such a funny, smart woman.
2) Watch old movies, 16 mm, Westerns, with Woody Allen MST3K style
3) Play pool with Shia LeBeouf (I can't help it! I know it's wrong and dirty, but oh my god, he's kinda hot.)
4) Pick cranberries and have a picnic with Paul Newman. And Joanne Woodward.
5) Read the Iliad aloud, to one another, with Nathan Fillion..........

.......oh wow. got lost in the joy there....

Bowling with Jeff Bridges...respect.

Yay, I can't resist! I was just thinking about this, though I probably think about it more than I realize...



1. shopping with Gwen Stefani and Kate Beckinsale.



2. looking like twins (or shall I say, twinnin') with Kate Winslet.



3. giggling bashfully at Edinburgh Pub (SF!) with Michael Caine, Craig Ferguson or Craig Ferguson playing Michaow Caine.



4. Doing whatever the kids do these days with Shia LeBoeuf, or perhaps what the adults do if you know what I mean, wink WINK. God, I'm so creepy. Speaking of creepy....



5. Strolling around at midnight, casting sardonic sideways glances, and commenting dryly on the nightlife with Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman.

I always come so late to the party, but it's too fun not to do this:

1. Scrabble with Natalie Portman. She'd probably kick my A$$. (She's also got a lot of hangout love on this page.)

2. Attend a soccer match while drinking beer and trash talking with Clive Owen. Or watching him tie his shoes, pour milk. Whatever.

3. Some sort of humanitarian project with Gael Garcia Bernal, like building a Habitat house. I have no idea if he does any charity work, but he seems like he'd be chill with a hammer and some paint.

4. Being Anthony Bourdain's cameragirl in Thailand or Mongolia.

5. Walking the golden retriever I don't have through Central Pk with Paul Newman, and making cooking dinner after. Joan is totally invited as well.

1. Catchphrase with the Office cast
2. A big lunch and used bookstore browsing with Ryan Gosling on a weekday afternoon in the summer in Minneapolis
3. Yoga and tea with Natalie Portman, Keri Russell and Maggie Gyllenhal
4. Flea marketing with David and Amy Sedaris
5. Hitting the pubs in Edinburgh with Anthony Bourdain

1. Wild drug-fueled weekend with Johnny Depp.
2. Getting my hair/make-up done by Dolly Parton.
3. Smoking ciggs and slot-machines with Dave Attell.
4. Looking for crocs in the bush with Steve Irwin(when he was alive, not his corpse).
5. Game of kickball with will ferell,stephen colbert, and the cast of the kids in the hall.

Whoah! Look what happens when you go offline to deal with lifey-type things (such as your toddler's second birthday bash). Sorry so late - but this really turned out fun, I think - you guys are real coo, y'know? It really DID start to bug me who I'd want to hang out with in the wee hours of the night!

Darth Corleone - Legends of the Fall was partially shot in Northern Canada - I think a lot was in Calgary, Alberta what with all the horsey/ranch action they have out there. I live in 'Hollywood North' (Vancouver) and my buddy was an actress (whom I introduced to MY agent, and then I was mercilessly dumped by said agent in the face of her raw talent). She is still working today, but it's not really my place to out her - she kind of hates me for being the skinny blond archetype, although fat lot of good it did me fame-wise. She really got the last laugh!

Anyhoo - 'Hank' Thomas lived in Texas and had a ranch there. Although I was star struck, of course, and a complete moron (full disclosure) he was just tons of fun, down to earth and could drink better than any person I have seen before or since. He was into Lyle Lovett at the time and did "Stand by Your Man" for his karaoke review. He told us how prepping for his Legends character involved lengthy dicussions about how his character 'felt about his penis' and hilarious stuff like that. His views about his ET fame were pretty good too, but he wasn't really into being a 'famous guy'...just sort of a low key guy 'who happened to be somewhat famous but not exactly massively relevant at the time'.

I was a child actor too and did way better at that, and so met lots of famous types before they broke big - Jerry O'Connell was mentioned - remember My Secret Identity? I was on that. Dr. McDreamy? Did some movie stuff with him. Eric Idle, lots of SCTV'ers, that type of Canadian thing. John Travolta and Kelly Preston? I was her 'double' on a straight-to-DVD crapfest and met them and their baby just before Pulp Fiction broke. They are all just peeps who get a little too magnified by celebrity...reality is like seeing those pictures of famous people eating. Normal as hell, so I KNOW me and Mr. Depp could hang. It's possible, right?

Note: I'm not trying to say I was involved in 'knowing' those folks well or anything. Henry Thomas still counts as the (2) Weeks that Was though. Name dropping is lame anyways. I know it. Ah the glorious past, though!

1. Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk - all-night Halo. I've never played, but I know they do, and I bet this would be a fun introduction to it.
2. John Barrowman - cocktails and outrageous gossip til the wee hours on a comfy sofa. I just read his autobiography and I'd love to hear the parts he left out!
3. Bill Clinton - almost anything as long it included conversation. I know, I know - but he's an interesting guy.
4. Bill Bryson - drinking real ale in an old pub and talking about anything and everything.
5. Mariah Carey - shopping. I just want to see a total diva in full spend mode!

Hmm, it seems my idea of fun is mostly drinking and talking...

-one way mirror: crispin glover, michael cera, val kilmer, and sacha baron cohen (preferably in character) on one side having dinner; me and ricky gervais laughing at them on the other side
-ping pong with natalie portman
-make a canoe with daniel day-lewis and viggo mortenson
-drinks followed by working out with ryan reynolds, ryan gosling, and christian bale
-hunting with seth rogen, bill hader, paul rudd, pt anderson, and david milch

Allright, I'm going to express something unpopular. I'm sure Natalie P. is a lovely girl and intelligent and all, but she never struck me as all that much fun.

- Pub crawl with Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry and Emma Thompson

Holy cow am I old. I don't even know half the celebrities in this post. The only celeb I could see me standing for more than ten minutes is Tommy Lee Jones 'cause I think he could hang with a Mississippi bbq afternoon, drinking buds around the tailgate of my pickup, and visitin all the old folks in town just cause it's the right thing to do.

Oh and sex with Colin Farell of course. But, like I said, I'd only need about ten minutes.

1. Dinner/ Scrabble might with the cast of Arrested Development and significant others (Amy, Ellen...) just so I can spell "circumvent"

2. Camping with Daniel Day-Lewis

3. Pub crawl with Clive Owen and Gerard Butler, they can fight for who gets to come home with me -- what the hell, both of them can.

4. Horse-back riding with Dennis Quaid and Viggo Mortensen.

5. Farmers market/brunch with Diane Lane and Robin Wright-Penn.

going with any of the above mentioned to my bank to deposit $10 million of their money into my account

Rebeccah>> Thanks.

Yeah, I knew someone else who dated Henry Thomas. She was a brunette non-actress, and this did happen in Texas - San Antonio to be exact. :- )

Sweeeeeet-
Trick or treating with Christian Bale & Kate Winslet (with or without their families, I'm flexible), all the while picking their brains & convincing them to star together in their next film project. Oh, the possibilities...

James Spader and I would cook dinner at his place. I'd intentionally do everything poorly, so he'd repeatedly stop and show me exactly how things should be sliced, and seasoned, and sauteed just so. After dinner, we'd sit out on his balcony and reminisce about old girlfriends.

Blythe Danner and/or Helen Mirren and/or Dianne Wiest and I would meet at the opera, but at intermission we'd ditch it for a retro dance club or a boy/girl pop-punk band at some converted warehouse. Later we'd find a coffee/dessert place with couches, and read poems or People magazine to each other. At no point would we change out of our opera clothes.

Richard Schiff (okay, Toby Ziegler) and I would go to the stadium for a Yankees game, or whatever team his Dad used to take him to when he was a kid.

Holly Hunter and I would go ballroom dancing or skeet shooting or something else she knew better than I, which would inevitably require close contact to coach me with my stance or my grip or the placement of my hips. Or maybe we'd just go to the county fair. At dusk, she'd talk me into running down to the lake and going skinny-dipping.

Bill Murray and I would try something neither of us have done before, like sheep-shearing or barn-raising or air-traffic-controlling. We would probably not go skinny-dipping, though if he really wanted to, hey I'm game.

Laura Linney and I (sorry Jerce, you've got to share) would lunch at an outdoor cafe some sunny afternoon, and I'd ask her about her favorite books. We'd stroll to the waterfront and people-watch. I'd make up stories about them, and she would laugh. At no point would I propose marriage.

And one rainy afternoon, of course, Woody and I would play hooky from some boring press conferences or studio-exec meetings to hit a couple of record stores and catch a Marx Brothers double-feature. If he's free, we'd drag Giamatti along with us.

Late, dammit, late again. Okay...All of these people have been mentioned before and I don't give a damn.

Smoking cigarettes with Maura Tierney. I love her bitter little ass.

Allowing Daniel Day Lewis to carefully measure my feet and cobble one-of-a kind amazing shoes for me. And then fall in love with me, naturally.

Wal-Mart with Ricky Gervais.

Ditto on the brunch with Tina Fey.

Horseback riding lessons with Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall.

Late, dammit, late again. Okay...All of these people have been mentioned before and I don't give a damn.

Smoking cigarettes with Maura Tierney. I love her bitter little ass.

Allowing Daniel Day Lewis to carefully measure my feet and cobble one-of-a kind amazing shoes for me. And then fall in love with me, naturally.

Wal-Mart with Ricky Gervais.

Ditto on the brunch with Tina Fey.

Horseback riding lessons with Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall.

1. Lie on the grass in the backyard looking up at the stars and talking with Sufjan Stevens

2. Pull practical jokes on others with Jason Bateman

3. Do the Texas Two-Step with Rutger Hauer

4. Slumber party with Helena Bonham Carter (don't mean anything sexual--just want to stay up all night getting goofy with her)

Only in Pajiba-land would I be unoriginal:

1. NatPort (obvs) - I'd like to write a book with her.

2. Ellen Page - perhaps a little feminist vigilante-ism.

3. Jame McAvoy - sex and juice boxes. Rowr.

4. Jessica Biel - dog-walking (love her big dogs).

5. Ani Difranco - we'd go get haircuts together.

1. Drunken Scrabble with Johnny Depp.

2. Shooting range with Gina Torres.

3. Bird feeding with Dustin Hoffman.

4. Drunken pool with Christian Bale.

5. British high tea with Judy Dench.

Having a mani, pedi, shopping day w/ Rachel McAdams

Sitting at an outdoor cafe in Paris people watching and (of course making fun of most of them) with Lilly Allen

Taking a kick boxing class with Jennifer Garner

Playing Dance, Dance Revolution with Will Arnett

I am gonna have to copy a few here

1. "Pull an all-nighter with Miranda July, using junk around the house to make cool stuff, recording voice work, and being tech geeks with no limitations"

2. "Mix tapes with Nick Hornby"

3. Thrifting with Jenny Lewis!

4. Be serenaded by Ben Gibbard

5. Drinks with Joseph Gorden-Levit

I'm way late on this but I don't care. Maybe she'll read it and call me. I want Erika Lopez to take me for a ride on her motorcycle and then we can sit, drink, people watch, and generally make each other laugh for a day. And she can do some of her very funny dildo sketches on a napkin for me.

Hang out at a bar where there's live music with Zooey Deschanel with possibility of karaoke later in the evening

Go back to my college and host a radio show with Chuck Klosterman

People watching in the park with David Sedaris

Shoplifting with Seth Green

Hours of going nowhere using public transportation with Eddie Izzard.