Pajiba

"I bet you $300 I can fuck Margaret and not die!" Adrian in Liquid Sky

"I aim to misbehave" - Serenity

"You're killin' me Smalls!"

"When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to Abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen." Muriel's Wedding

jiggity nailed it. The Sandlot FTW.

For-REH-verr.

I was hoping for "This town needs an enema!" from Batman, but they picked a different one. Still works.

SQUIRREL!

"UP"

I touched the earth, and he loved me back.- Secretary

"I was born a poor black child." - The Jerk

I could do this all night...

"son, you got a panty on your head." raising arizona

"hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." the shawshank redemption

"well, there it is." amadeus

"demented and sad, but social." the breakfast club

"There he goes, off to his room to write that hit song 'Alone in My Priniciples.'" -That Thing You Do!

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn." -Better Off Dead

And come on:

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Romero's Day of the Dead has a ton of great quotes, mostly from Captain Rhodes:

"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know what the fuck you’re doing with my time!"

"You've just given us a mouthful of greek salad."

And of course:
"CHOKE ON EM!!!"

"What made you want to be a policeman?"
"Officer."
"What made you want to be a policeman, officer?"

-Hot Fuzz

"Inconceivable!"

"Yippi ki yay, Motherfucker."

- Die Hard

'nuff said.

The opening quote from Michael Clayton. I won't put it on here because it's a bit long, but that quote was worth the price of admittance. Just riveting.

"I take your fucking bullets!" -Scarface

"That'll do, Donkey, that'll do." -Shrek

"Goooood Morning, Vietnam!" - Good Morning, Vietnam (was it really not on there? Or did I miss it?)

Pedro: "Ah, Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curve ball."

Eddie: "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"

-- Major League

"Maybe you're the plucky comic relief."

-- Galaxy Quest

"That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!"

Blade: Trinity

It's long, but it's AWESOME.

Also, Love Story and Gone with the Wind make my heart happy, because I'm a sucker.

I love singing in the rain

Lina Lamont: What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

Lina Lamont: If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.

Also how could they overlook Star Trek and Monty Python (not that I'm a nerd or anything (-;)

I would have gone with
"Because I don't WANT to." -Secretary

/to each her own

Eyvi, it was actually the very first quote. The foreplay, even in a clip compilation, counts - my girlfriend taught me that.

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."

There are so many quotes from The Boondock Saints that I could put on here. My favorites:

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"

and

"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch."
"Why?"
"Because I thought it would bring closure to our relationship."

Love the Real Genius quotes.

From Mr. Mom:

You wanna beer?
But it's 7 o'clock in the morning!
Scotch?

"Where was ya, Wang? We was worried."
Peter Falk - Murder By Death

"Mother-puss-bucket..."
"Ray...? What did you do?"
Bill Murray - Ghostbusters

I say those all the time.
Then I get glared at...

Yet another Real Genius quote:

Professor Hathaway: You still run?
Chris Knight: Only when chased.

Airplane! :
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

OR

June Cleaver- Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

I could go for days!

From Dusk Till Dawn:

Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?

I am Jack's... fill in the blank

I am Jack's total lack of interest is a favorite around here.

One more:

"They found my psych results fit a certain profile. A certain 'Moral flexibility' would be the best way to describe it."

Last ones,
"For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." -Young Frankenstein

"Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"- Blazing Saddles

"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you KEEP it a SECRET."
and
"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"- Dr. Strangelove

Spaceballs:

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!

What the hell was that?
Spaceball 1.
They've gone to plaid!

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

What's that coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs?!
Oh, shit, there goes the planet.

"I want to be on you"

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!"

From Phonebooth:

"You gone made me hurt my dick hand"

lol

Cindy, you are my soulmate.

"Are you Muriel Heslop?"

"No..."

"Yes you are!"

"Why?"

"I dunno why, you just are!"

Favorite movie.

Ferris Buellers Day Off
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

The Mighty Duck
"Cake Eater"
"Yes sir, Mr. Ducksworth. Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"

Clueless
"As If" (because its short, like the clip examples)
But my favorite line from that movie would be
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess

"Were going to need a bigger boat." Jaws
Another from Real Genius, the exchange between Kilmer and the Valley Girl:

"If there is anything I can do for you or to you?"
"Can you nail a nine inch stake through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl has to have her standards."

He laughs and says to Hathaway, "She is a very smart girl."

"Back and to the left." JFK
"You will find these are the same dimension as our floor back in Hickory."
Hoosiers
"That's the facts Jack." Stripes
"Keep the talent happy." Groundhog Day
"Look what they did to my boy." The Godfather
"Shut up, listen, learn." Swimming with Sharks
"I have a trig mid-term tomorrow and I am being chased by Guido, the
Killer-Pimp." Risky Business
"Wax on, wax off." Karate Kid
"We forgot about the roses." Ice Castles

"Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."

"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

"2 dollars"- Better off Dead

"Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. Uh, that's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal, I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I really appreciate that. -Royal Tennenbaums

YES to Princess Bride and Bull Durham!

How about: "I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

I didn't watch the whole thing, so if I overlap with the video, shoot me.

"She's been fucked more times that she's had a hot meal." --Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz’s class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there’s a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It’s like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?" --Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (anything from that movie, really)

"It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world." --American Beauty

And of course...

"Vampire!" --Twilight

" I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish."- Tom Hanks/Splash

Or any of the John Candy moments from that movie.

"Don't waste my motherfuckin' TIME!" - Al Pacino, Heat

" Wolfman has nards!"

Get the big knife! Moonstruck

"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again." Thora Birch in Ghost World. May or may not have been the motto of my teenage years.

And one that gets more use than it really should around our house: "These are Mr. Lebowski's children."
"So racially, he's pretty cool."

"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died."

"Your first husband also disappeared."
"That was his job. He was an illusionist."
"But he never reappeared!"
"He wasn't a very good illusionist."

-Clue

"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."

"How did you get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight." It's all in Madeline's delivery on this one. Genius.

-High Anxiety

One of my all-time favorites, from The Last of the Mohicans:

Duncan: "There is a war on - how is it you are heading west?"
Hawkeye: "Well, we kinda face to the north, then real sudden-like turn left."

And another, used frequently in conversations between me and Mrs. Bistro, from Catch Me If You Can:

Frank: "Dr. Harris, do you concur?"
Dr. Harris: "Concur with what, sir?"
Frank: "With what Dr. Ashland just said. Do you concur?"
Dr. Harris: "Um... Well, it was a bicycle accident. The boy told us..."
Frank: "So you concur?"
Dr. Harris: "Concur?"
Dr. Ashland: "I think we should take an X-ray, then stitch him up and put him in a walking cast."
Frank: "Very good Dr. Ashland, very good. Well, you don't seem to have much need for me. Carry on."
Frank leaves
Dr. Harris: "I blew it, didn't I? Why didn't I concur?!"

Of course, when we use it, it's shortened to just "Do you concur?" "Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!"

One last one:
"$6000????? It's not even leathuh!" Joan Cusack in Working Girl

One of the most shocking lines I ever heard was from Fight Club:

Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

And nearly all of Steve Carell's lines from Anchorman, but especially:

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

And, for people who work with stats a lot:

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

And lastly, from Office Space:

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

But mostly what everyone else said.

YES, buc!

I have a few more:

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

And

"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."

"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy."

"You may remain, so long as you remain silent. Pay attention. And you will see how genius creates a legend."

Spinal Tap have had a run already, but there are so many:
Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got 'em
"What's wrong with being 'sexy'?" "No, thats sex-ist"
"we had a scale model of Stonehenge in threat of being crushed by a dwarf"

"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?". Heathers

Chicken fucker!

Yes, yes, yes to The Princess Bride, Bull Durham, and Say Anything (I'd go with the "don't want to sell anything bought or processed" speech).

And no All About Eve>?
'bumpy night' is the obvious quote, but my favorite is 'you're too short for that gesture'.

And what about Reds
"You don't rewrite what I write!"
or
12 Angry Men
"I think that testimony that can put a boy into the electric chair SHOULD be that accurate."
or
Casablanca?
"the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
??

Whoever mentioned It's a Wonderful Life was correct, too.

So many missing quotes, so little time.

"I too dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course." Walter The Big Lebowski

god bless goodman

Oh man I will love Joan Cusack forever for this one:

"I can see my communications degree is finally paying off"--War Inc

Another Michael Clayton shout out:

"See now that's just not the way to go here, Karen. For such a smart person, you really are lost, aren't you? I'm not the guy that you kill, I'm the guy that you buy, are you so fucking blind you don't even see what I am? I'm the easiest part of your whole goddamn problem, and you're gonna kill me? Don't you know who I am? I'm the fixer, I'm a bag man, I do everything from shoplifting housewives and bent congressman, and you're gonna kill me?"

Brilliant.

Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

Ken: Ray, come on. Let's go.
Ray: My arse let's go. They're filming midgets.

Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.

Ken: How'd your date go?
Ray: My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.

I fucking love In Bruges...

Grosse Point Blank:

"Where are all the good men dead?
In the heart or in the head?
Where did you go to Martin Blank?"

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
Because your a faggot.

get him a body bag. yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Just remembered this one from Dances with Wolves:

"I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it."

“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.” Biloxi Blues

A movie that gets no respect -- NO respect -- for great lines. I really need to see "Naked" again, it's fuckin' brilliant.
---
Johnny: And what is it what goes on in this postmodern gas chamber?
Brian: Nothing. It's empty.
Johnny: So what is it you guard, then?
Brian: Space.
Johnny: You're guarding space? That's stupid, isn't it? Because someone could break in there and steal all the fuckin' space and you wouldn't know it's gone, would you?
Brian: Good point.
---
Louise: How did you get here?
Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
---
Louise: So what happened, were you bored in Manchester?
Johnny: Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored.
---
Maggie: Have you ever seen a dead body?
Johnny: Only me own.
---
Jeremy: Was your tattoo painful?
Sophie: Yeah.
Jeremy: Good.

Wow, two Bull Durham quotes already, and neither is my favorite:

"Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two!"

and also,

"Lollygaggers!"

Oh, Robert Wuhl, would that you had left the room right then, metaphorically speaking....

And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American. - Drop Dead Gorgeous

I've just noticed a pattern; before he was brain injured and then--much later--died, my brother and I used to quote movies to each other all the time and all of the quotes I've posted above, from Biloxi Blues, Princess Bride, Repo Man, etc. are from back then. Here's another:

Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town. ----- Airplane II

Damn, I miss my brother.

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges."

An I caan't stand 'im - Lina Lamont, Singin' in the Rain

All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! - Young Frankenstein

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. - Annie Hall

What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler. - Annie Hall

a hard days night--
reporter: "how did you find america?"
john lennon: "turned left at greenland."

reporter: "what do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?"
george harrison: "arthur."

ringo: "there you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches."

Beetlejuice--
Adam: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

okay. that should do it.

You can thank the Chivas for my horrible english/grammer as well my friends, and no I'm not going to correct it.

Jay wins.

"TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAAAVE!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!" - Obadiah Stane

Oh man, how could I forget

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

From The Outlaw Josey Wales

Greatest quote ever!

SNATCH "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

AFTER HOURS "What do you want from me? I'm just a word processor! "

GHOSTBUSTERS "what about the twinkie?"

BUCKAROO BANZAI "Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. "

BLADERUNNER " All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. "

WARGAMES: " Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good! "

I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that one-hundred-percent!'

-Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Ami: couldn't agree more about Elf and The Castle!

I could go ahead and quote Annie Hall from start to finish...

'Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.'

LOVE it. It makes me want to laugh and cry and squeak and clap my hands all at the same time.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"Mandrake, in the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress, come here and feed me this belt boy!"

I'm just going to watch Strangelove again.

KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE
The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

STAR WARS
Sorry about the mess.

this is great for my insomnia.

"That's just the way it crumbles... cookie wise"- The Apartment

I can't believe you got this far without this quote. pure class.

"That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"- Lord of War

"My father was always pissed off. Pissed that he made such lousy money, that my brother was in a wheelchair. He was pissed that seven of us
lived in such a tiny house... After a while, he was mostly pissed because I hung around the cabstand. He knew what went on there. Every once in a while I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it... everybody takes a beating sometime."

Goodfellas

"People like my father could never
understand, but I was part of something... I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up"

Goodfellas

"Here I am, this little kid, I can't
even see over the steering wheel and I'm parking Cadillacs." Goodfellas

Goodfellas is ridiculously qotable, especially those first ten minutes.

"Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in."

"Rob, give it a rest."
"Carrie, I am making a birdhouse."

-Both quotes from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I love pretty much every quote from it. I'll find other quotes later, cause there are too many.

"Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb." - Weird Science

"Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off! Show you what we really do to perverts around here!" - Say It Isn't So (the most underrated comedy of all time)

"Up your butt, Jobu." followed by "Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill!" - Major League

Dozens of lines from The Big Lebowski with a special nod to "Fuckin' eight year olds, Dude." The delivery of that line is a study in comedic timing and rhythm. Just brilliant.

"Six?" - The Dark Knight

"Never go full retard." - Tropic Thunder

Every line from George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove.

"And her adam's apple was as big as her balls." - 40 Year Old Virgin

From The Lion in Winter:

"The day those stout hearts band together is the day pigs get wings!"
"There'll be pork in the treetops come morning!"

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf:

"I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you."

There Will Be Blood:

"One night, I'm going to come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat."

"I thought you'd be taller." Roadhouse.

I'll always love from Dead Alive (or Braindead) the Spanish girl screaming, "YOUR MOTHER ATE MY DOG!"

"I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability."

"You make me want to be a better man"

How about "HEY YOU GUYS!!!" from sloth on Goonies. That shit still cracks me up when he screams it swinging through the scene on a rope.

Royal: What? You're broke? You gotta be kidding me! How are we gonna pay for this room?

My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived: Henry Fitzempress, first Plantagenett, King at twenty-one, the ablest soldier in an able time. He led men well, cared for justice when he could and ruled for thirty years a state as great as Charlemagne's. He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexandria or Rome or Camelot has their been such a Queen. She bore him many children.... But no sons. King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things, but he disowned them. YOU ARE NOT MINE! Were not connected!I DENY YOU! None of you will get my Kingdom I leave you nothing and I wish you plague, may all your children breach and die!

"I enjoy simple things like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. Call me crazy, but that's just me." -Boogie Nights

"You are one twisted fuck."
"Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose." -American Beauty

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -The Usual Suspects

"Let's get pissed and watch porn!" - Bill Nighy in Love Actually

Apologies if this is a repeat:

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!" - Ghostbusters

"Son of a bitch must pay!" - Big Trouble in Little China

"It's only an island if you look at it from the water." - Jaws

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly." - Aliens

"You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt. At best."- Seven

"He chose...poorly." - Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do!" - Raiders of the Lost Ark

"I am reminded of the words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what?'" - Real Genius

"Let me buy you some gum, show you how to chew it." - Glengarry Glen Ross

"It ain't white boy day is it?" - True Romance

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you." - Dracula

How did they miss Full Metal Jacket? (paraphrasing here):

1.
-"How tall are you soldier?"
-"5'9'' Sir!"
-"I didn't know they stacked s**t that high."

2.
-"Me so hoooooorny, me love you long time."

3.
-"Oh, a comedian, eh? You're funny, I like you. You can come to my house and f**k my sister!" (punch to the gut)

Sweetie Dahling, the "I mean to rule the earth as he the sky" is a song from Gilbert and Sullivan's the Mikado. I loved that they put that in Brick (Such a great movie).

Here are some of mine:

"Well, nobody's perfect"-Some like it Hot

"It's like Jello on springs"-Some like it Hot

"You are a sad, strange little man"-Toy Story

"Bueller? Bueller?"-Ferris Bueller's day off

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you"-Clueless

"I'm going to give you the choice I never had." - Interview With The Vampire

"Why so SERIOUS?" - Heath Ledger as The Joker.

FUCKING DISGRACE THIS WASN'T INCLUDED.

You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
--Full Metal Jacket

peanut butter

One of my personal favorites is:

"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."

-Wet Hot American Summer

*Bruges

That's just like your opinion, man.

"Smitten? He's decapitated!" - Chariots of Fire
"Where did you come from, planet loser?"
"As opposed to planet 'look at me, look at me!'"-10 Things I Hate About You (plus almost every other line in the movie)
The Color Purple is also infinitely quotable.
"You ain't my mammy!"
"I's married now" etc