Liquid Generation put together this clip of 100 great quotes in 200 seconds, and while the clip is pretty amusing, it’s mostly the same bunch of “iconic” movie quotes everyone puts together. Take a look:
Great, ha ha. Wonderful.
Sigh.
So, your assignment tonight is to do what you folks do best: Point out the oversights. What is your favorite movie quote, not included in the above 100? Maybe I’ll put together a nice Seriously Random List tallying up the your best movie quotes from this diversion.
Have at it. As for me: “There’s a cello in your house.” — Rocket Science
Chigurh: Step out of the car please sir.
Soon to be dead guy: What is that?
Chigurh: I need you to step out of the car sir.
Posted by: Nunzio910 at June 10, 2009 8:43 PM
"You're killin' me Smalls!"
Posted by: jiggity at June 10, 2009 8:46 PM
I can't access that, so I'm just throwing this one out there and hoping it's not on because it's probably my favorite opening line:
"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."
Henry Hill
"Goodfellas"
BTW, imdb says it's "As far back as ..." but I don't remember it that way.
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 10, 2009 8:47 PM
"When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to Abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen." Muriel's Wedding
Posted by: Cindy at June 10, 2009 8:49 PM
What good is that list if they cut off important words or the best part of some the lines? Yes it just has to fit in 200 seconds. Doofusses
"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!" Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Posted by: Cindy at June 10, 2009 8:53 PM
I was hoping for "This town needs an enema!" from Batman, but they picked a different one. Still works.
"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen." - Say Anything
"She was a ho.... fo' sho." - The 40 Year Old Virgin (it's mostly in the delivery of the line)
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker." - Anchorman
Seth beat me to the Real Genius quote I tend to say, so I'll add this one:
"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
Posted by: Melissa at June 10, 2009 9:00 PM
I touched the earth, and he loved me back.- Secretary
Posted by: swimgrrl13 at June 10, 2009 9:01 PM
"Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day." White Mischief
Posted by: heather mooney at June 10, 2009 9:02 PM
"I was born a poor black child." - The Jerk
I could do this all night...
Posted by: Melissa at June 10, 2009 9:03 PM
"Let's shag ass." -Royal T.
Posted by: Nunzio Badalamenti at June 10, 2009 9:04 PM
"son, you got a panty on your head." raising arizona
"hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." the shawshank redemption
"well, there it is." amadeus
"demented and sad, but social." the breakfast club
Posted by: kelley at June 10, 2009 9:04 PM
For Batman, I would have gone with "Where does he get those wonderful toys?", but I fully concur with seth on "What's a nubian?" Also, they needed something from Bull Durham, preferably "Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist."
Posted by: PallasJay at June 10, 2009 9:06 PM
"There he goes, off to his room to write that hit song 'Alone in My Priniciples.'" -That Thing You Do!
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn." -Better Off Dead
"220, 221, whatever it takes." - Mr. Mom - a quote that is said WAY too often in this house
"GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!"
Posted by: The Mama at June 10, 2009 9:24 PM
"Yippi ki yay, Motherfucker."
- Die Hard
'nuff said.
Posted by: Jenilane at June 10, 2009 9:26 PM
"Hokey religeons and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid"
and, for bonus points, the worst line:
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
Posted by: slower lower at June 10, 2009 9:27 PM
The opening quote from Michael Clayton. I won't put it on here because it's a bit long, but that quote was worth the price of admittance. Just riveting.
Posted by: annoyingmouse at June 10, 2009 9:28 PM
"We deal in lead, friend"
What can I say. I fuckin' love The Magnificent Seven.
Pedro: "Ah, Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curve ball."
Eddie: "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"
-- Major League
"Maybe you're the plucky comic relief."
-- Galaxy Quest
Posted by: appwitch at June 10, 2009 9:30 PM
They missed a few.
"Yipee-kay-ay, motherfucker."
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night"
"Yeeeee-haaaaaaaw" (The B-52 bomber from Dr. Strangelove)
(and my favorite from that same movie)
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
"He's an angel. He's an angel straight from heaven!" (Raising Arizona is one of my favorite movies of all time, and my sister and I ALWAYS use this line, complete with voices, whenever someone whips out new baby pictures.)
"That your friend over there in the woodchipper?"
Posted by: Wednesday at June 10, 2009 9:32 PM
"That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!"
Blade: Trinity
It's long, but it's AWESOME.
Also, Love Story and Gone with the Wind make my heart happy, because I'm a sucker.
"Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous." -Bull Durham
Posted by: slower lower at June 10, 2009 9:33 PM
I love singing in the rain
Lina Lamont: What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!
Lina Lamont: If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
Also how could they overlook Star Trek and Monty Python (not that I'm a nerd or anything (-;)
Posted by: Gigi at June 10, 2009 9:34 PM
Honorable mentions:
"It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?"
Gary Oldman, Leon
"I don't know, I mostly just hurt people."
Ron Perlman, Alien Resurrection (Shit movie, but he's great in it)
I kept waiting for the best Bull Durham quote of them all.
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains."
Words to live by my friends.
Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at June 10, 2009 9:57 PM
There are so many quotes from The Boondock Saints that I could put on here. My favorites:
"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"
and
"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch."
"Why?"
"Because I thought it would bring closure to our relationship."
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 10, 2009 9:57 PM
There are a million quotes from The Princess Bride, any Monty Python film, and any Kevin Smith movie that could be added to that. I would also include the following:
"You stay classy, San Diego." - Anchorman
"Meet me in Montauk." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove
"What is your major malfunction, soldier?!" - Full Metal Jacket
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass." - Pulp Fiction
"It's not your fault." - Good Will Hunting
"How am I not myself?" - I Heart Huckabees
And Dustin Hoffman's "King Lear" speech in Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. I'm not kidding. Watch that, and tell me that's not excellent.
You wanna beer?
But it's 7 o'clock in the morning!
Scotch?
Posted by: logar at June 10, 2009 10:00 PM
"I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." - John Candy in Uncle Buck
Fuck Yes.
Also, "As you wish." Princess Bride. Well, pretty much anything from that movie is amazing.
Tommy Boy has some amazing ones, but I think the "I called earlier..." exchange between Farley & Spade is fantastic.
Did I catch a niner in there?
Posted by: Kayanne at June 10, 2009 10:03 PM
"Where was ya, Wang? We was worried."
Peter Falk - Murder By Death
"Mother-puss-bucket..."
"Ray...? What did you do?"
Bill Murray - Ghostbusters
I say those all the time.
Then I get glared at...
Posted by: dirt monkey at June 10, 2009 10:04 PM
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 10, 2009 10:05 PM
Yet another Real Genius quote:
Professor Hathaway: You still run?
Chris Knight: Only when chased.
Posted by: logar at June 10, 2009 10:07 PM
"At my signal, unleash Hell." -Russel Crowe, Gladiator
(I know there are some Gladiator haters on this site, but I won't deny my love for it.)
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 10, 2009 10:09 PM
Airplane! :
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
OR
June Cleaver- Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.
I could go for days!
Posted by: legib at June 10, 2009 10:10 PM
Okay, I don't know if this movie has ever been discussed on this site... but I have a deep love for "Clue". Really.
Wadsworth: You were jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette, that's why you killed him too.
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath...
Posted by: legib at June 10, 2009 10:14 PM
From Dusk Till Dawn:
Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
I am Jack's total lack of interest is a favorite around here.
Posted by: jack at June 10, 2009 10:18 PM
"No, son. You've got a problem because you don't know Army terminology. The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French. " Biloxi Blues
Posted by: Cindy at June 10, 2009 10:20 PM
One more:
"They found my psych results fit a certain profile. A certain 'Moral flexibility' would be the best way to describe it."
Posted by: jack at June 10, 2009 10:22 PM
"As you wish."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday."
and
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
- Princess Bride
"No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough."
-Labyrinth
Posted by: DoubleH at June 10, 2009 10:24 PM
Last ones,
"For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." -Young Frankenstein
"Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"- Blazing Saddles
"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you KEEP it a SECRET."
and
"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"- Dr. Strangelove
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 10, 2009 10:26 PM
From Blazing Saddles: "Pardon me while I... whip this out." "Candygram for Mongo." and "Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes."
Not from a movie, but from the British "House of Cards" series: "You might think that, but I couldn't possibly say."
Posted by: CptCrckpot at June 10, 2009 10:26 PM
Spaceballs:
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!
What the hell was that?
Spaceball 1.
They've gone to plaid!
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
What's that coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs?!
Oh, shit, there goes the planet.
Posted by: AKM at June 10, 2009 10:29 PM
Oh yeah,
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."- American Psycho
"There is no spoon."- The Matrix
And NOW I'm done.
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 10, 2009 10:36 PM
"I want to be on you"
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
"No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!"
Posted by: admin at June 10, 2009 10:38 PM
Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead! -Rose (Olympia Dukakis)
Or, Bella luna!
or, that long one from Ronny (Nic Cage) about how love fucks everything up. Moonstruck is probably the best thing Cage has ever done.
Also, I love this choice: Posted by: swimgrrl13 at June 10, 2009 9:01 PM
Beautiful.
Ferris Buellers Day Off
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
The Mighty Duck
"Cake Eater"
"Yes sir, Mr. Ducksworth. Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"
Clueless
"As If" (because its short, like the clip examples)
But my favorite line from that movie would be
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess
Posted by: Taylor at June 10, 2009 11:03 PM
High Fidelity, my friends.
"We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26...we were of that disposition."
Posted by: TheBoy at June 10, 2009 11:03 PM
"Were going to need a bigger boat." Jaws
Another from Real Genius, the exchange between Kilmer and the Valley Girl:
"If there is anything I can do for you or to you?"
"Can you nail a nine inch stake through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl has to have her standards."
He laughs and says to Hathaway, "She is a very smart girl."
"Back and to the left." JFK
"You will find these are the same dimension as our floor back in Hickory."
Hoosiers
"That's the facts Jack." Stripes
"Keep the talent happy." Groundhog Day
"Look what they did to my boy." The Godfather
"Shut up, listen, learn." Swimming with Sharks
"I have a trig mid-term tomorrow and I am being chased by Guido, the
Killer-Pimp." Risky Business
"Wax on, wax off." Karate Kid
"We forgot about the roses." Ice Castles
Posted by: richmac at June 10, 2009 11:07 PM
"what are feces?"
"baby mice"
"awww"
-donnie darko
(doubt not my commitment to sparklemotion)
Posted by: gp at June 10, 2009 11:09 PM
"Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."
"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 10, 2009 11:13 PM
I want my two dollars!
Posted by: Monica at June 10, 2009 11:14 PM
"2 dollars"- Better off Dead
"Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. Uh, that's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal, I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I really appreciate that. -Royal Tennenbaums
Posted by: carlcarlson at June 10, 2009 11:15 PM
"What knockers!"
---
"Werewolf."
"WEREWOLF?!?"
"There ... there wolf. There castle."
"Why are you talking like that?"
"I thought you wanted me to."
"No. No, I don't."
"Suit yourself, I'm easy."
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 10, 2009 11:16 PM
YES to Princess Bride and Bull Durham!
How about: "I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
Posted by: soxgirl at June 10, 2009 11:21 PM
"We are the knights that say 'Ni!'"--Holy Grail
Posted by: Rachel at June 10, 2009 11:24 PM
I didn't watch the whole thing, so if I overlap with the video, shoot me.
"She's been fucked more times that she's had a hot meal." --Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz’s class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there’s a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It’s like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?" --Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (anything from that movie, really)
"It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world." --American Beauty
" I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish."- Tom Hanks/Splash
Or any of the John Candy moments from that movie.
Posted by: carlcarlson at June 10, 2009 11:25 PM
"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?" Grosse Pointe Blank
"I'm kind of a big deal." Anchorman
"Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys." Bring it On
"Never give up. Never surrender." Galaxy Quest
"You're a virgin who can't drive." Clueless
"It's all fucked." 28 Days Later
"Guns are for show. Knives are for pros." Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
"Bitch, you don't have a future." Kill Bill Vol. 2
Posted by: jM at June 10, 2009 11:34 PM
"Don't waste my motherfuckin' TIME!" - Al Pacino, Heat
Posted by: Meghan at June 10, 2009 11:35 PM
I'll sleep with you for a meatball.-Victor/Victoria
Lil:This is for ladies only!
Allan Swann:So is *this* ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.-My Favorite Year
Posted by: rlr260 at June 10, 2009 11:41 PM
" Wolfman has nards!"
Posted by: admin at June 10, 2009 11:41 PM
"Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? " - Ed, Shaun of the Dead
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 10, 2009 11:44 PM
Get the big knife! Moonstruck
Posted by: Loribrubin at June 10, 2009 11:46 PM
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. (Reservoir Dogs)
Posted by: osmate77 at June 10, 2009 11:48 PM
"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again." Thora Birch in Ghost World. May or may not have been the motto of my teenage years.
And one that gets more use than it really should around our house: "These are Mr. Lebowski's children."
"So racially, he's pretty cool."
Posted by: Sarah at June 10, 2009 11:48 PM
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner." (come on, the picture's right up there!)
"I can't believe I just gave my panties to a geek" -- Sixteen Candles
"You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?"
"I think...both." -- Groundhog Day
"Your mother was a lizard!" -- Willow
"That's bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?" -- Coming To America
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!" -- Night of the Living Dead
"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" -- Reservoir Dogs
God, I need to quit. I have work to do.
Posted by: isabelle at June 10, 2009 11:49 PM
"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died."
"Your first husband also disappeared."
"That was his job. He was an illusionist."
"But he never reappeared!"
"He wasn't a very good illusionist."
-Clue
"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."
"How did you get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight." It's all in Madeline's delivery on this one. Genius.
-High Anxiety
Posted by: Gabs at June 10, 2009 11:51 PM
"It JUST doesn't matter, it JUST doesn't matter!" classic Meatballs
Posted by: Lizlemonade at June 10, 2009 11:55 PM
One of my all-time favorites, from The Last of the Mohicans:
Duncan: "There is a war on - how is it you are heading west?"
Hawkeye: "Well, we kinda face to the north, then real sudden-like turn left."
And another, used frequently in conversations between me and Mrs. Bistro, from Catch Me If You Can:
Frank: "Dr. Harris, do you concur?"
Dr. Harris: "Concur with what, sir?"
Frank: "With what Dr. Ashland just said. Do you concur?"
Dr. Harris: "Um... Well, it was a bicycle accident. The boy told us..."
Frank: "So you concur?"
Dr. Harris: "Concur?"
Dr. Ashland: "I think we should take an X-ray, then stitch him up and put him in a walking cast."
Frank: "Very good Dr. Ashland, very good. Well, you don't seem to have much need for me. Carry on."
Frank leaves
Dr. Harris: "I blew it, didn't I? Why didn't I concur?!"
Of course, when we use it, it's shortened to just "Do you concur?" "Damnit! Why didn't I concur?!"
Posted by: Bistro at June 10, 2009 11:57 PM
"Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. "
"you know what the difference is between me and you, i make this look good" MIB
Get off my plane! Air Force One
The best Zoolander quote would be: "what is this? A school for ants!"OR merman....mer...MAN
Jay: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know. Dogma
Let me face the peril OR Brave, Brave, Sir Robin Monty Python
Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at June 11, 2009 12:00 AM
One last one:
"$6000????? It's not even leathuh!" Joan Cusack in Working Girl
Posted by: Lizlemonade at June 11, 2009 12:01 AM
"the schnozzberries taste like schnozberries!!" -- SuperTroopers/Willy Wonka
Posted by: isabelle at June 11, 2009 12:01 AM
One of the most shocking lines I ever heard was from Fight Club:
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
And nearly all of Steve Carell's lines from Anchorman, but especially:
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
And, for people who work with stats a lot:
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
And lastly, from Office Space:
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
But mostly what everyone else said.
Posted by: llp at June 11, 2009 12:02 AM
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb," - Batman: The Movie!
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!" - Night of the Living Dead
"Hollywood, Hollywood Montrose. Whoo, doesn't it just sing?" - Mannequin
"The Hammer is my penis." - Dr. Horrible (really, am I the first one here to pick that one?)
Posted by: s. pisaster at June 11, 2009 12:06 AM
YES, buc!
I have a few more:
"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
And
"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."
"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy."
"You may remain, so long as you remain silent. Pay attention. And you will see how genius creates a legend."
"I'm your huckleberry" - tombstone (though i really, really don't like this movie...)
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus." - Big Lebowski
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Shawshank
and anything from the princess bride!
Posted by: aprileee at June 11, 2009 12:14 AM
Spinal Tap have had a run already, but there are so many:
Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got 'em
"What's wrong with being 'sexy'?" "No, thats sex-ist"
"we had a scale model of Stonehenge in threat of being crushed by a dwarf"
Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 11, 2009 12:16 AM
Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? Real Genius
So, gentlemen. We meet again. Firewalker
Posted by: Captain Steve at June 11, 2009 12:16 AM
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?". Heathers
Yes, yes, yes to The Princess Bride, Bull Durham, and Say Anything (I'd go with the "don't want to sell anything bought or processed" speech).
And no All About Eve>?
'bumpy night' is the obvious quote, but my favorite is 'you're too short for that gesture'.
And what about Reds
"You don't rewrite what I write!"
or 12 Angry Men
"I think that testimony that can put a boy into the electric chair SHOULD be that accurate."
or Casablanca?
"the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
??
Whoever mentioned It's a Wonderful Life was correct, too.
So many missing quotes, so little time.
Posted by: Louise at June 11, 2009 12:28 AM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang --
Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.
Posted by: Emily at June 11, 2009 12:30 AM
"I too dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course." Walter The Big Lebowski
god bless goodman
Posted by: Irene of the north at June 11, 2009 12:31 AM
""That's it, that's my house, I live there." --Say Anything
"Welcome to Debbie Country"--Singles
"People are so stupid I can't bear to be around them anymore"--Imaginary Heroes
"See now that's just not the way to go here, Karen. For such a smart person, you really are lost, aren't you? I'm not the guy that you kill, I'm the guy that you buy, are you so fucking blind you don't even see what I am? I'm the easiest part of your whole goddamn problem, and you're gonna kill me? Don't you know who I am? I'm the fixer, I'm a bag man, I do everything from shoplifting housewives and bent congressman, and you're gonna kill me?"
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
Ken: Ray, come on. Let's go.
Ray: My arse let's go. They're filming midgets.
Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.
Ken: How'd your date go?
Ray: My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.
I fucking love In Bruges...
Posted by: Sean at June 11, 2009 12:43 AM
Hiya, figs!
"Who dumped a truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every fall the trees are full of underwear. Every spring the toilets ... explode."
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 11, 2009 12:44 AM
Grosse Point Blank:
"Where are all the good men dead?
In the heart or in the head?
Where did you go to Martin Blank?"
Posted by: frank_247 at June 11, 2009 12:45 AM
"But you were a mouse!" - Stardust
"I aim to misbehave" and
"to hell with this, I'm gonna live!" - Serenity
Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
Because your a faggot.
Posted by: greenman at June 11, 2009 12:48 AM
"Fuck my cock!" ~Wet hot American Summer
"If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!" ~Breakfast at Tiffany's
"I'm black and I'm proud." ~(said with an urban Dublin accent)from the Commitments
"Tell em what you did today, Dale. Go Ahead, tell em. Dale dug a hole!" ~The Castle
"Buddy Elf, what's your favorite color?" ~Elf
Posted by: ami at June 11, 2009 12:48 AM
get him a body bag. yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: mim at June 11, 2009 12:49 AM
"I'm hyperkinetic and guys don't find me attractive. I guess if I ever stopped to think about it, I'd be upset." Real genius
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” Princess Bride
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 12:54 AM
Just remembered this one from Dances with Wolves:
"I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it."
Posted by: Kurdt at June 11, 2009 12:55 AM
Oh my gosh, Ami, how did I forget The Castle? God, there's too many there to know where to start...
Dad reckons fishing is 10% brains and 95% muscle, the rest is just good luck
If there's anything Dad loved more than serenity, it was a big two stroke engine on full throttle!
“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.” Biloxi Blues
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 12:56 AM
"You're a pasty old hag on a deathbed"
from Romy and Michelle
"Alaskan Polar Bear Heater" and "What'll it beeee, hmmm/" from Earth Girls are easy
"Do they speak English in What?" I can't believe nobody got that one... I don't think.
"I've watched the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps gettin funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...!" Come on now, that's awesome.
Posted by: Cletus at June 11, 2009 12:57 AM
A movie that gets no respect -- NO respect -- for great lines. I really need to see "Naked" again, it's fuckin' brilliant.
---
Johnny: And what is it what goes on in this postmodern gas chamber?
Brian: Nothing. It's empty.
Johnny: So what is it you guard, then?
Brian: Space.
Johnny: You're guarding space? That's stupid, isn't it? Because someone could break in there and steal all the fuckin' space and you wouldn't know it's gone, would you?
Brian: Good point.
---
Louise: How did you get here?
Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
---
Louise: So what happened, were you bored in Manchester?
Johnny: Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored.
---
Maggie: Have you ever seen a dead body?
Johnny: Only me own.
---
Jeremy: Was your tattoo painful?
Sophie: Yeah.
Jeremy: Good.
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 11, 2009 12:57 AM
From Repo Man:
Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.
Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto: What?
Leila: Our relationship!
Otto: Fuck that!
Leila: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you!
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 1:00 AM
Wow, two Bull Durham quotes already, and neither is my favorite:
"Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two!"
and also,
"Lollygaggers!"
Oh, Robert Wuhl, would that you had left the room right then, metaphorically speaking....
Posted by: sansho1 at June 11, 2009 1:03 AM
Oh, totally forgot one of my very favorites.
"The swan ate my baby!" ~Drop Dead Gorgeous
Posted by: ami at June 11, 2009 1:04 AM
And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American. - Drop Dead Gorgeous
Posted by: AbbyNormal at June 11, 2009 1:13 AM
AUGH!! Kinda jinx, ami!
Posted by: AbbyNormal at June 11, 2009 1:14 AM
I've just noticed a pattern; before he was brain injured and then--much later--died, my brother and I used to quote movies to each other all the time and all of the quotes I've posted above, from Biloxi Blues, Princess Bride, Repo Man, etc. are from back then. Here's another:
Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town. ----- Airplane II
Damn, I miss my brother.
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 1:14 AM
ace ventura (#2)--
stewardess: "peanuts?" (said with accent and sounding like "penis")
ace: "yes, i have one right here. it's bulky, but i consider it carry-on."
"excuse me. your balls are showing."
"spank you helpy helperton."
"this is a lovely room of death."
we like this movie a lot at our house...
Posted by: maxpurr9 at June 11, 2009 1:15 AM
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges."
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 1:16 AM
"We're wrecking like trains."
-Jesus' Son
"If Jimmy's a genius, then I'm Utant."
-That Thing You Do!
"I don't feel like I'll every dry out."
-Big Fish
"Harry--it's an inanimate fucking object!"
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
-In Bruges
"So, Russell, what do you love about music?"
"To begin with? Everything."
-Almost Famous
"The only true currency is this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
-Almost Famous
So sue me--I love Almost Famous.
Posted by: Annie at June 11, 2009 1:35 AM
An I caan't stand 'im - Lina Lamont, Singin' in the Rain
All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! - Young Frankenstein
My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. - Annie Hall
What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler. - Annie Hall
Posted by: AbbyNormal at June 11, 2009 1:53 AM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - The Blues Brothers
Seriously, how was that not posted already?
Posted by: AbbyNormal at June 11, 2009 1:56 AM
a hard days night--
reporter: "how did you find america?"
john lennon: "turned left at greenland."
reporter: "what do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?"
george harrison: "arthur."
ringo: "there you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches."
Beetlejuice--
Adam: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
okay. that should do it.
Posted by: maxpurr9 at June 11, 2009 1:57 AM
"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'."
-Chasing Amy
Can't believe no body has mentioned that one yet! (Least I hope so anyway. I've only been able to half ass-edly read through the comments...thanks Chivas for that ability!)
Posted by: ashes at June 11, 2009 2:14 AM
You can thank the Chivas for my horrible english/grammer as well my friends, and no I'm not going to correct it.
Posted by: ashes at June 11, 2009 2:17 AM
"Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her head." -The Way of the Gun
"TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAAAVE!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!" - Obadiah Stane
Posted by: A. Biro at June 11, 2009 2:36 AM
-"Yeah i stabbed a man in the heart."
-"I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?""
-"Yeah (...) I killed a guy with a trident."
"Evening, com-missioner."
"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"
"When you gotta shout, shout, don't talk"
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister"
"You ugly motherfucker."
"Get to the chopper!"
"Tell me where John is and I'll finish you quick. I promise you won't have to find out what your left ball tastes like."
...and anything from Demolition Man or Commando
"It's the future, where are all the fazer-guns?"
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." and its corollary : "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
and of course
"Let off some steam, Bennett."
-"You can ride my tail anytime"
-"And you can ride mine"
Posted by: rg at June 11, 2009 2:43 AM
Oh man, how could I forget
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."
From The Outlaw Josey Wales
Greatest quote ever!
Posted by: Kurdt at June 11, 2009 2:54 AM
Okay, one more, from Sudden Impact:
"Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"
I just realized most of my favorite quotes involve waste. Weird...
Posted by: Kurdt at June 11, 2009 3:01 AM
SNATCH "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
AFTER HOURS "What do you want from me? I'm just a word processor! "
GHOSTBUSTERS "what about the twinkie?"
BUCKAROO BANZAI "Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. "
BLADERUNNER " All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. "
thanks DeistBrawler for reminding me. you could have quote the following :
"You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads! You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck..."
gotta love this movie (and yes i picked it all up on imdb, I tried to remember what it was between, "I'm gonna fucking cut your cock and mail it to your mother" and "you like to fuck boys?", but I couldn't.
Posted by: rg at June 11, 2009 3:08 AM
WARGAMES: " Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good! "
"I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing a monkey" - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus" - Big Lebowski
Posted by: Lisa S at June 11, 2009 3:21 AM
I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that one-hundred-percent!'
-Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Posted by: orangina at June 11, 2009 3:23 AM
How could I forget Royal...
"I'm sorry for your loss...your mother was a terribly attractive woman"
Posted by: Lisa S at June 11, 2009 3:26 AM
Ami: couldn't agree more about Elf and The Castle!
I could go ahead and quote Annie Hall from start to finish...
'Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.'
LOVE it. It makes me want to laugh and cry and squeak and clap my hands all at the same time.
Posted by: Alayna at June 11, 2009 3:32 AM
Damn your eyes......too late - Young Frankenstein
You can all kiss my Rebel dick - Wyatt Earp
Tell your girlfriend to shut up before I fuckstart her head - The Way of the Gun
Monsieur le Vicomte de Valmont, my child......never opens his mouth without first calculating what damage he can do - Dangerous Liasions
"That's just the way it crumbles... cookie wise"- The Apartment
I can't believe you got this far without this quote. pure class.
"That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"- Lord of War
"My father was always pissed off. Pissed that he made such lousy money, that my brother was in a wheelchair. He was pissed that seven of us
lived in such a tiny house... After a while, he was mostly pissed because I hung around the cabstand. He knew what went on there. Every once in a while I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it... everybody takes a beating sometime."
Goodfellas
"People like my father could never
understand, but I was part of something... I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up"
Goodfellas
"Here I am, this little kid, I can't
even see over the steering wheel and I'm parking Cadillacs." Goodfellas
Goodfellas is ridiculously qotable, especially those first ten minutes.
Posted by: barf at June 11, 2009 5:14 AM
How about Captain Spaudling from Rob Zombie's first two movies?
"Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit!"
"Baby, you getten a good ride tonight! You're gonna have to pay me!"
"Don't you ever turn your back on a fucking clown when he's talking to you!"
So many good ones, Sid Haig is incredible in those movies.
From the House of 1000 Corpses main DVD menu: "In the name of Jane Russell's big fat horse's ass on toast, stop ringing that goddamn bell!"
Posted by: Kurdt at June 11, 2009 5:38 AM
"Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in."
"Rob, give it a rest."
"Carrie, I am making a birdhouse."
-Both quotes from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I love pretty much every quote from it. I'll find other quotes later, cause there are too many.
I can't watch that at work, so if these are there, whatever....:
'America, fuck yeah!!!'
Team America
'Don't pay anybody in advance. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.'
'Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?'
'I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.'
'Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!'
(yeah, I rewatched Serenity the other day. Are there any bad lines in that movie?)
Posted by: Tarn at June 11, 2009 7:12 AM
"Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb." - Weird Science
Posted by: RAT at June 11, 2009 8:02 AM
"All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck. Right here, always a lump. And I went through the menopause, and the lump got bigger, because of the... hormonees. So I went to the doctor, and he did the bio... the bobop... the bobopsy. Inside the lump, they found teeth, and a spinal cord.
Yes. Inside the lump... was my twin."
-My Big Fat Greek Wedding
"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."
-Toy Story
"Hurry up! MOVE THE THING! And... THAT OTHER THING! MOVE IT!"
"Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off! Show you what we really do to perverts around here!" - Say It Isn't So (the most underrated comedy of all time)
"Up your butt, Jobu." followed by "Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill!" - Major League
Dozens of lines from The Big Lebowski with a special nod to "Fuckin' eight year olds, Dude." The delivery of that line is a study in comedic timing and rhythm. Just brilliant.
"Six?" - The Dark Knight
"Never go full retard." - Tropic Thunder
Every line from George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove.
"And her adam's apple was as big as her balls." - 40 Year Old Virgin
Posted by: Kballs at June 11, 2009 8:18 AM
Answering the other side of the question. Surely 'Housten, we have a problem' doesn't count as a great MOVIE quote as it was famous long before the movie came out and the movie has nothing to do with its importance.
A great movie quote should be great because it sums up the movie or character in some way, like 'Here's looking at you kid'.
Posted by: ChrisD at June 11, 2009 8:27 AM
From The Lion in Winter:
"The day those stout hearts band together is the day pigs get wings!"
"There'll be pork in the treetops come morning!"
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf:
"I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you."
There Will Be Blood:
"One night, I'm going to come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat."
I haven't watched the video, so I probably will be overlapping some:
Lonestar:
Mickey: Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?
Cliff: They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...
Mickey: Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.
Philadelphia Story:
"Sometimes, for your own sake, Red, I think you should've stuck to me longer." "I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon." "Aaah, that's the old redhead. No bitterness, no recrimination, just a good swift left to the jaw."
and
"I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer."
Murder by Death
"How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, twelve hours sleep a night, and *lots* and *lots* of makeup."
Serenity:
"Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
Fifth Element:
"I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one."
"Is this a game of chance?"
"Not the way I play it, no."
W.C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee."
Posted by: brm at June 11, 2009 9:37 AM
"I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability."
"You make me want to be a better man"
Posted by: logar at June 11, 2009 9:39 AM
So many great memories.
"Girls, I've got good news and bad news"
"What's the good news?"
"Your boyfriends are here."
"What's the bad news?"
"They're dead!"
Night of the creeps
Posted by: Keith at June 11, 2009 9:57 AM
How about "HEY YOU GUYS!!!" from sloth on Goonies. That shit still cracks me up when he screams it swinging through the scene on a rope.
Posted by: Amber at June 11, 2009 9:57 AM
"I drink your milkshake!"
Posted by: admin at June 11, 2009 10:00 AM
Royal: What? You're broke? You gotta be kidding me! How are we gonna pay for this room?
Posted by: Kiko at June 11, 2009 10:01 AM
Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense. - Cloris Leachman in Spanglish Maybe my favorite insult ever
Posted by: Jen at June 11, 2009 10:42 AM
My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived: Henry Fitzempress, first Plantagenett, King at twenty-one, the ablest soldier in an able time. He led men well, cared for justice when he could and ruled for thirty years a state as great as Charlemagne's. He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexandria or Rome or Camelot has their been such a Queen. She bore him many children.... But no sons. King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things, but he disowned them. YOU ARE NOT MINE! Were not connected!I DENY YOU! None of you will get my Kingdom I leave you nothing and I wish you plague, may all your children breach and die!
Posted by: Martin at June 11, 2009 10:45 AM
You are the brood squad!
Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
Posted by: Captain Steve at June 11, 2009 10:45 AM
"I enjoy simple things like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. Call me crazy, but that's just me." -Boogie Nights
"You are one twisted fuck."
"Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose." -American Beauty
Posted by: scorzi at June 11, 2009 10:55 AM
"It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker.'"
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 11, 2009 11:02 AM
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -The Usual Suspects
Posted by: ash at June 11, 2009 11:04 AM
good call on commando, best one liners EVER.
but, what? No Withnail & I?
"i fuck arses....who fucks arses....maybe he fucks arses...."
or
"his head alone weighs 50 pounds...imagine the size of his balls....imagine getting
into a fight with the fucker"
or
"i demand booze"
or
"are you the farmer?" "stop saying that withnail, or course he's the fucking farmer"
or (may very favourite)
"right you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up".
Posted by: annakaffuffle at June 11, 2009 11:30 AM
"Let's get pissed and watch porn!" - Bill Nighy in Love Actually
Posted by: pseudoliterati at June 11, 2009 11:44 AM
From Kicking and Screaming -- and there are many to choose from -- I'll settle on this one:
"Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't 'been to Prague' been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, 'Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is' thing..."
Posted by: Opie Curious at June 11, 2009 12:35 PM
Apologies if this is a repeat:
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!" - Ghostbusters
"Son of a bitch must pay!" - Big Trouble in Little China
"It's only an island if you look at it from the water." - Jaws
"They mostly come out at night. Mostly." - Aliens
"You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt. At best."- Seven
"He chose...poorly." - Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade
"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do!" - Raiders of the Lost Ark
"I am reminded of the words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what?'" - Real Genius
"Let me buy you some gum, show you how to chew it." - Glengarry Glen Ross
"It ain't white boy day is it?" - True Romance
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you." - Dracula
"What I need....is $100,000." Corky Saint Claire, Waiting for Guffman
"No, he's not retarded." Grandpa, Sixteen Candles
Posted by: samantha t at June 11, 2009 1:06 PM
How did they miss Full Metal Jacket? (paraphrasing here):
1.
-"How tall are you soldier?"
-"5'9'' Sir!"
-"I didn't know they stacked s**t that high."
2.
-"Me so hoooooorny, me love you long time."
3.
-"Oh, a comedian, eh? You're funny, I like you. You can come to my house and f**k my sister!" (punch to the gut)
Posted by: Great Thread!! at June 11, 2009 1:52 PM
"I long to rule the earth as he the sky/ We really know our worth, the sun and I." and "Maybe I'll just stand here and bleed at you." from Brick.
Any line the Max Fischer Players ever delivered could be on this list.
High Fidelity- Rob talking about how Laura has "the best all-time laugh in the history of all time laughs" was too sincere not to make me love him even more.
As for delivery, "I love him sooooo muuuuuuuuuch!!!!" from Raising Arizona just cracked my shit up.
Sweetie Dahling, the "I mean to rule the earth as he the sky" is a song from Gilbert and Sullivan's the Mikado. I loved that they put that in Brick (Such a great movie).
Here are some of mine:
"Well, nobody's perfect"-Some like it Hot
"It's like Jello on springs"-Some like it Hot
"You are a sad, strange little man"-Toy Story
"Bueller? Bueller?"-Ferris Bueller's day off
"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you"-Clueless
Posted by: chipwitch at June 11, 2009 3:09 PM
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
and ...
You are an unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit!
-- Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
Posted by: vaskark at June 11, 2009 3:18 PM
"I'm going to give you the choice I never had." - Interview With The Vampire
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2009 3:28 PM
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow.
--To Have and Have Not
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 3:39 PM
"Why so SERIOUS?" - Heath Ledger as The Joker.
FUCKING DISGRACE THIS WASN'T INCLUDED.
Posted by: gahd at June 11, 2009 3:42 PM
"Attica! Attica!" - dog day afternoon
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" - network
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille" - sunset boulevard
Posted by: samma at June 11, 2009 4:44 PM
You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
--Full Metal Jacket
Posted by: rezcat at June 11, 2009 4:57 PM
"This is my boomstick."
"Listen up, you primitive screwheads."
"Give me some sugar, baby."
"Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants."
What is wrong with you people? Scrolled and scrolled and scrolled, and no Bruce love? Boo.
Posted by: Jen at June 11, 2009 6:11 PM
peanut butter
Posted by: OscarTamerz at June 11, 2009 6:45 PM
Howie Stein: And to our female friends here today, we must not abuse our dogs with the lure of a peanut butter snatch. We must channel our horniness into extracurricular activities.
Domino
Posted by: OscarTamerz at June 11, 2009 6:49 PM
One of my personal favorites is:
"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
-Wet Hot American Summer
Posted by: stewey at June 11, 2009 9:48 PM
"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."- Harry, In Bruge
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 11, 2009 10:11 PM
*Bruges
Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 11, 2009 10:13 PM
Gregory's Girl:
"Oh, that Dorothy, the hair, the teeth, the smile, that Dorothy.
My mind is warped from reading the High School Movies thread:
"Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist?"
"One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome."
"You are being a cheertator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass!"
Posted by: Shay at June 12, 2009 9:52 AM
"Smitten? He's decapitated!" - Chariots of Fire
"Where did you come from, planet loser?"
"As opposed to planet 'look at me, look at me!'"-10 Things I Hate About You (plus almost every other line in the movie)
The Color Purple is also infinitely quotable.
"You ain't my mammy!"
"I's married now" etc
"I'm all out of bubblegum" and "KHHHAAANNNNN" should really be in here.