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Ain't No Place Like Home

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (112)



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I grew up outside Philadelphia, but often traveled to Scranton to see my extended family. I went to college twice: once in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia, and the second time I shipped up to Boston. And now I live in Los Angeles.

In books and in film, these cities I’ve called home have often been the settings. Those opening shots of “The Office” are incredibly evocative, because I’ve made that drive several times. I remember in one episode they ordered a cake from Brunetti’s Market, a small grocery that sits on Main Street in Scranton, and happens to share a parking lot that faces my grandparents’ home. James Ellroy’s LA Quartet and Michael Connelly’s Harry Bosch novels take on new meaning, because I’ve been to the places that they take place. Harry Bosch grabs a french dip at Phillippe’s? I’ve been there too.

I loved Gilliam’s version of Philadelphia in 12 Monkeys, but there have been sometimes when my hometown hasn’t been so well represented. I recall sitting in a crowded movie theater when The Sixth Sense came out. A beautiful brownstone home comes up on screen, followed by the title “South Philly.” And everyone in the theater started laughing uproariously. Because that’s not exactly what one calls to mind when they hear the words South Philly.

Are there books or films that have done your hometowns proud? And conversely, which films totally screwed the pooch with their settings?









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Comments

"Gang War: Bangin' In Little Rock"

...

Yep.

Posted by: Ian at January 11, 2011 11:42 AM

Done it proud? Not that I've read or seen.

I'm from eastern North Carolina, where every single mothereffing Nicholas Sparks story takes place, so flowery, sappy descriptions of my hometown areas can be found aplenty in the "Bestsellers" books section of your local WalMart. Sparks lives in New Bern, NC, where pretty much my entire family on my mom's side lives, and by all local accounts he's as stuck up and arrogant in person as he is in interviews.

Fuck Nicholas Sparks.

Posted by: Dingles at January 11, 2011 11:43 AM

Ha Brian! People had the exact same reaction at the theater when I saw The Sixth Sense :)

I know Shyamalan is from the Main Line area of Philly, but his portrayal of Bucks County in Signs made me laugh. There's a lot of farmland in the area, but I grew up 5 minutes from Newtown where it was filmed and Cherry Jones' small town sheriff was a little too Gomer Pyle for me.

In Her Shoes, both the movie and the book set the tone of Philly rather well. When she got married at the Jamaican Jerk Hut I could almost taste the burning deliciousness of their chicken.

National Treasure made me laugh my ass off, because it took Nic Cage about 2 minutes to run from Independence Hall to Reading Terminal Market.

And I hate to admit it, but It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia gets some of the crazy loyal Philly pride thing right. Out of anything, that's the show that every five seconds I'm yelling about a location. "Mac and Dennis are sitting in a cardboard box across the street from the Old Nelson where I get my sandwiches, wheee!"

Posted by: Julie at January 11, 2011 11:44 AM

I was born and raised in San Diego (actually south of SD in Chula Vista - it's about 10 miles from the border, we can see the beautiful lights of Tijuana from my second story), so I LOVED Terriers and was so sad to see it go. Everything about San Diego/Ocean Beach and everywhere else they mentioned was so spot on. There were a couple scenes in the park my dad used to be the groundskeeper off (the Embarcadero South, if anyone cares), part of an episode that was filmed in Hodad's, one of the best burger places by the beach.

Anchorman was eh. If I go to any more concerts where the lead singer says "I hear San Diego is German for whale's vagina" or "Stay Classy, San Diego", I will go ballistic. It's not as original as you think it is, douchebag.

Posted by: michaelceratops at January 11, 2011 11:49 AM

Being a North Jersey guy the opening of the Sopranos was always so much fun to watch, It showcased so many landmarks I have driven passed or by. As for a Movie that screwed the pooch I always site 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle'. They Lived in Hoboken yet drove to south jersey (Cherry Hill)to get to a White Castle, when in truth the nearest White castle is in Jersey City a 10 minute Drive. To go all the way to cherry Hill is just plain stupid on truck 1&9 you pass no less than 4 or 5 White Castles.

Posted by: RS3Feed at January 11, 2011 11:50 AM

Dude. I live in NEW JERSEY.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 11, 2011 11:51 AM

My hometown has been briefly mentioned in a couple sappy movies about the Little League World Series, but that is pretty much it. Probably best that way, really.

Posted by: Siege at January 11, 2011 11:52 AM

I don't think ANY movies have ever been ABOUT my hometown. Rushville, Indiana is NOT exactly well known. Closest would probably be the portrayal of many very small Indiana towns in "Hoosiers." Yes, people are that white-bread here. You know what comes closest to a cinematic representation of my hometown? The opening scenes in "Footloose." When I first saw that, I thought, OH MY GOD!!! Someone has seen my dad driving to Kroger on his tractor, and bringing home groceries in the raised scoop!! (hey, he could drive the tractor after he lost his license for habitual DUI, so, he had that going for him....)

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 11, 2011 11:53 AM

I'm from Grand Prairie, Texas. As far as I know, thats never shown up in any movie. So I guess I claim Dallas? But fuck that, I hate Dallas. And I'm just as close to Fort Worth, which is fairly awesome. If Austin the jobless, smelly but incredibly knowledgeable and world travelling hippy of the family, Fort Worth is his slightly more responsible, job holding brother.

Yea. I'll go with Fort Worth.

A quick jaunt to the Googlez and HELL YEA! FORT WORTH IS A MOVIE! ABOUT A GUN FIGHTIN NEWSPAPER MAN!

I'll take that.

Also, Walker Texas Ranger. Chyea boi!

Posted by: Lennon at January 11, 2011 11:54 AM

My hometown gets name dropped, but as far as I know has never been in a movie.

That being said? Texas always gets fucked. TV Shows (I'm thinking of the first episode of "Heroes" when we see the cheerleader) and movies always fuck it up. A note to filmmakers...Texas does not look like Canada. Any part of Canada. At all.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 11, 2011 11:54 AM

I know that Chris Nolan's Gotham City isn't supposed to actually be Chicago, but everytime I watch The Dark Knight I can't help getting excited for recognizing the location of nearly every scene. Bonus? I was on my way home one night during the summer they filmed it and stumbled onto a street they had closed off. At the far end were two dudes who were either stunt doubles or Christian Bale and Heath Ledger chilling in their full-on costumes.

Posted by: nosio at January 11, 2011 11:54 AM

Although I've lived all over the good ol' US of A, I identify as Iowan (because I loved it there, and lived there the longest), making my hometown Des Moines.

The best book for that sweet little town would have to be "The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid" by Bill Bryson, about his childhood there in the 60's.

Posted by: linny at January 11, 2011 11:56 AM

I'm from New Jersey, the state currently being shit all over in the media by reality programming. Few things are a crappier representation of my state and hometown than Jersey Shore. I have friends with shore houses, I went to Ocean City instead of Seaside for prom weekend. NONE OF US IS LIKE THAT. It infuriates me the most that none of those people is actually from here. I am super proud to be a Jersey girl, and I am mostly certainly NOT a guidette. ::shudders::

Unrelated note, the title sequence of Ed and some of its scenes are filmed in the town next to mine.

Posted by: KatSings at January 11, 2011 11:57 AM

All this talk of south Philidelphia has me getting nostalgic. See I grew up just around the corner, In West Philadelphia, born an' raised, on the playground is where i spent mosta my days, Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, An' all shootin some B-ball outside of the school, When a couple o' guys who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'


You just got Belaired.

Posted by: Blank at January 11, 2011 11:57 AM

London.

Every fucking Guy Ritchie and Guy Ritchie-esque disgrace that makes London look like it's a piss-soaked cockney paradise can fuck right off.

As can the opposite end of that spectrum where London is soley inhabited by whatever the new version of Hugh Grant is and everyone shoves scones down their gawping posh faces.

Oh wait, also Prague, but that doesn't count because it seems to be used as a substitute for any city that's used as a brief stop-over on our plucky hero's jaunt through mainland Europe.

So I guess that is something to be proud of: Prague; a whore of a city that can be anything you want it to be, sailor.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 11, 2011 11:58 AM

RS3Feed, I had the exact same reaction watching it in a theater in Mountainside. Morons.

Posted by: KatSings at January 11, 2011 11:58 AM

The Outsiders

I grew up in Tulsa just after the time in the book and I have no recollection of any similarity to the Tulsa I knew. Of course, I went to Catholic school. And left Tulsa when I was 12. Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: James S at January 11, 2011 11:59 AM

And word, nosio, Dark Knight and Blues Brothers are the movies that give me the most Chicago love.

Posted by: linny at January 11, 2011 11:59 AM

Oh, and worst representation of my city would be Wicker Park. That was a terrible movie in general, but why name your movie after a highly specific place if you're going to film it in another country? And then make it a really shitty movie on top of that?

Posted by: nosio at January 11, 2011 11:59 AM

Mysteries of Pittsburgh (the book, still haven't seen the movie) got my Pittsburgh exactly right. The first X-files movie showed, aiming from that downtown skyline shot, exactly where I live near Dallas, only as the Arizona desert.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of films out there that get Texas completely wrong.

Posted by: tiki at January 11, 2011 12:01 PM

Pittsburgh has a pretty active film bureau so it shows up in movies a lot. There were some views of the city in "Unstoppable" and "The Next Three Days," and there are a bunch of others like "Groundhog Day" and "Adventureland" where area scenery is at least tangential to the movie. It's always cool to be able to locate yourself in the movie ("Hey! I've been there! I know where that is!"). What's the word, verisimilitude, is that right?

Michael Chabon set his early novels in Pittsburgh, so while I'm not a big fan of "Mysteries of Pittsburgh," at least I know exactly where he's talking about and can better visualize characters in plots in those settings.

Posted by: , at January 11, 2011 12:07 PM

I'm lucky enough to be from a town that was also Neil Jordan's hometown for many years so he has portrayed it accurately and lovingly in several of his films. Also the film The General with Brendan Gleason, was shot in my home town standing in for Dublin) and handled well. They shot where he lived with his family nest door to the house of some of my mother's friends and they were horrified that a film showed a major gangster living next door, but it was exactly the kind of place he lived in.

On the other hand, there was a film last year with Sally Hawkins set in my home town that got it all wrong.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 11, 2011 12:08 PM

The best example of a well and poorly illustrated San Antonio is Cloak and Dagger. While much of the movie was filmed on location throughout the city there were a number of scenes which were obviously filmed in a studio somewhere.

The best portrayals of home:

1. Henry Thomas's first encounter with the villain Rice - clearly filmed in the Sunken Gardens, the setting can't be mistaken.

2. Much of the movie seemed to be an advertisement for the VIA! Metropolitan Transit system. The kids get around cleverly with their VIA! bus passes on what are definitely early 1980s VIA! vehicles. The appearance of the buses evokes two very strong memories for me:

At the time this film was released the local advertising campaign for our bus system used a group of foam puppets (buses, of course) who sang a song to remind us to take the bus... "It's so easy... when you take the bus! VIA VIA!"

The second memory is far more irritating. My third grade teacher, Mrs. Burson. She and her husband were riding a VIA! bus home from the zoo on the day they filmed the aforementioned scene at the Sunken Gardens. She frequently reminded us that she was in the movie - "Look for me in the back of the bus!" No, Mrs. Burson, I don't think I will. You were easily one of the most disgusting human beings I have ever encountered in my life. Why? I shall tell you, fellow Pajibas: she picked her nose in front of class and insisted on touching us and our belongings when she stopped at our desks to 'help' and, no, she didn't leave regularly to wash her hands; I have no idea if she actually consumed alcohol during the day to induce sickness, but she also frequently vomitted over by the steps into our portable while she unlocked the door after lunch. I get the willies every time I recall that woman. *shudder*

3. The final showdown between Henry Thomas, Dabney Coleman and Rice was definitely filmed at the Riverwalk. Again, completely unmistakeable.

What was bad:

1. The mall the children visited where they found out their game cartridge was loaded with SR-71 blueprints was no San Antonio mall from the early 1980s.

2. The airport was definitely not our dinky little one terminal (well, one terminal at the time, now we have TWO!) facility. The colors were all wrong, as was the layout. That was truly laughable, even to my young eyes (my mother was travelling regularly for work, at the time, back in the olden days when one was allowed to wait at the gate for arrivals!).

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I would be remiss if I didn't mention Pee Wee's Big Adventure. The scene where Pee Wee runs up to famous facade of the chapel - DEFINITELY filmed on location. And apparently shot shortly before the patch of grass immediately in front of the chapel's doors was roped off to prevent people from walking on it. I don't recall, precisely, when those chains were put up, but I know it was before the film was actually released because all my friends and I scoffed at him running on that grass.

The INTERIOR of the Alamo, however, when he is famously told "There's no basement in the Alamo," was entirely hokey. The display she narrates about natives making tortillas doesn't exist in the Alamo and tours were not conducted in such a manner during the early 1980s. Tours are, in fact, rather uncommon as the primary attraction of the mission, the chapel, is considered a place of reverence and worship. Docents, staff and visitors are encouraged to whisper and speak as little as possible. The outer walls and barracks consist primarily of static displays and signs to serve the purpose of informing visitors of what they're seeing.

Posted by: lubeg at January 11, 2011 12:08 PM

There have been a couple crappy movies filmed in my hometown of Elko, NV but nothing really set here. Identity was set near here and in the movie there's a radio clip in the car about a weather warning and for some reason they used an actual local DJ's voice. I hate that part because she's an annoying bitch who thinks she's a huge celebrity because she's on the radio in a little shit town.

There was an X-files episode that started out looking like a live high-speed police pursuit filmed from a chopper and it was outside of the town where I live. Everyone in the town thought it was a real cop chase until all of a sudden the camera view was inside the suspect's car. The rest of the episode was set in town but apparently filmed in a much bigger city.

Stephen King's Desperation was set in the middle of nowhere roughly 100 miles or so south of here and you could tell he'd been through here when wrote it because he knew all the local derogatory names for the towns in the area. Elko=Hellko Battle Mountain=Bowel Movement.

Posted by: Paultera at January 11, 2011 12:08 PM

Oh, I remember being kind of pissed about the movie version of "Christine" being moved out of Penn Hills (a Pittsburgh suburb) and into iirc some generic SoCal location, when King wrote the novel with a very Pittsburgh orientation (though he got the geography all kinds of wrong).

Posted by: , at January 11, 2011 12:09 PM

Sarah Paretsky's Vic Warshawski novels do Chicago proud. Even the gritty parts. Ditto the love for Blues Brothers, the Dark Knight and a tip of the hat to Ferris Beuller's day off...
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True story, I was playing hooky from high school one day with my boyfriend and his best friend. We took the lake street El downtown, and as we were wandering around we heard 'Twist and Shout' being played one street over. We went to check it out and there was Matthew Broderick lip-synching on a float and all the filming going on. I turned to my bf and said, "hey, isn't that the guy from War Games?"

yes I'm old.

Posted by: banana at January 11, 2011 12:09 PM

Michaelceratops - I didn't grow up in San Diego, but I got quite a thrill out of seeing the San Diego Convention Center (I'm a Comic Con nerd) in the background during the scene when Hank's ex wife and her fiance held their engagement party.

Posted by: lubeg at January 11, 2011 12:11 PM

Ah! Blues Brothers was the first movie I thought of, I meant to include that in my first comment. It's the quintessential Chicago film.

Posted by: nosio at January 11, 2011 12:12 PM

There was an episode of the X-Files set around Helena, MT (about 90 minutes away), but they shot it in Vancouver.

A River Runs Through It was supposed to be around Missoula (where I lived for a couple years), but they shot parts of it in Colorado.

However, The Slaughter Rule was shot here in Great Falls MT, but I don't know if they ever specified what town they were in? They did okay in representing the area though.

Same with Northfolk in representing the bizarre weather changes out in the fields in Cascade County. That was an interesting movie.

THEN there was a movie called Holy Matrimony. Patricia Arquette and a Hutterite boy. Yeahhhh.... not so much a good movie.

Posted by: Sara H at January 11, 2011 12:15 PM

The Happening was filmed in and around my hometown of Phoenixville, PA. The diner/automotive shop where they filmed the scene earlier on was the G Lodge were I ate many a greasy, hungover breakfast; and alternately Larry's Automotive where the bespectacled, locomotive train-aficionado Larry helped my car out of a jam more than a few times.

Summer of 2009 (I believe?) I couldn't park on my street for a week and a half because they closed down our West Philly neighborhood to film additional scenes of How Do You Know.

So pretty much I'm followed by cinematic failure.

Posted by: stacey nosek at January 11, 2011 12:16 PM

I grew up around Washington D.C. and at the time, films coming to the area were a very special occasion. Mostly for the notoriety of spotting our area onscreen, but also for celebrity spotting -- which is definitely not the same as spotting politicians on the street.

The good: A car chase for The Pelican Brief was filmed in a parking garage right next to the building where my mom got her hair done. She also learned, from an employee at the salon who was looking for an autograph, that Julia Roberts is a bitch and Denzel Washington is (was, at the time) a nice guy.

The bad: Along Came a Spider, which was pretty decent until Morgan Freeman decided to chase a baddie into the D.C. Metro, and suddenly ended up in a subway station that was well-lit, metallic, and looked nothing like the vast, high ceiling-d caverns that make up underground D.C. Metro stations.

The dead-on: Not technically a movie, but there is a song by R.E.M. that is actually about my hometown of Rockville. It's called "Don't Go Back to Rockville", and the chorus drives the point home for me:

Don't go back to Rockville
Don't go back to Rockville
Don't go back to Rockville
and waste another year

And I'm sure as hell glad that I didn't.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 11, 2011 12:17 PM

And I did live in Spokane, WA for 7 years. I don't know how many movies called Spokane their location, but a lot of movies have been shot there since North by Northwest Production company is based there.

Most notable is probably Benny and Joon, particularly the diner scene.

The Squid and the Whale was shot there too -- Josh Hartnett was in town for awhile.

And apparently there's a youtube video of Cuba Gooding Jr. acting like a drunk jackass in Spokane while shooting one of his many forgettable movies there.

Posted by: Sara H at January 11, 2011 12:17 PM

I'm from Minneapolis, so...Fargo? That's the only one that comes to mind right now. Did they drive to Minneapolis in Tommy Boy? There has to be more than that, I feel ashamed.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at January 11, 2011 12:19 PM

Denver: I'm not really sure of a whole lot of films here other than Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (which I haven't seen but I've heard gets several locations right) and Battlefield Earth (lucky us).

Posted by: Kargoyle at January 11, 2011 12:20 PM

Wilmington, DE.

Fight Club ...nuff said.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 11, 2011 12:21 PM

Michael Bay for some reason has taken a shine to Detroit so a lot of his shit is getting filmed here.
And that new Hugh Jackman Robut movie was filmed in my Mom's office building. (She works in a re-purposed fire station.) I saw the trailer and got a little excited. That was Cobo Hall in there too, right?
Last of all- Screw You, Journey. South Detroit, my ass. We're an East Side / West Side city. South Detroit is Downtown. You go south of Detroit and you're in Canada.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 11, 2011 12:24 PM

annoyingmouse: Drop Dead Gorgeous and Mighty Ducks were both filmed in Minnesota, Mighty Ducks had that skating scene through the Mall of America and DDG was partially filmed in a school nearby where I grew up. Not sure if any of them filmed in Minneapolis but they are a little closer than Fargo.

Posted by: Petrie at January 11, 2011 12:25 PM

As far as other places where I went to college.

Monessen, PA

Striking Distance
Robocop*


* - I know it was set in Detroit, but the factory at the end of the film for the grand confrontation was directly across the street from my dorm room. It was an old fuel plant that processed coke.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 11, 2011 12:26 PM

No one wants to write about or film anything that takes place in salt lake city unless it's about the mormons which isn't something I'm interested in.

Posted by: RabidShihTzu at January 11, 2011 12:29 PM

Just about every Western ever shot pays homage to the wild west myth out here in Arizona, where we all ride horses to school and wear shit kickers to the local saloon to knock back some firewater.

When in actuality I grew up in the same type of crappy track homes as Raising Arizona, out in the dusty old 'burbs before they were populated well enough to be called 'burbs. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Transamerica are also a fond reminders of suburbia out here in Phoenix and Scottsdale.

I also went to the U of A for a while and all I could think was Revenge of the Nerds!

And the drive featured heavily in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas makes me glad I can now afford the 40 minute flight to depravity instead of the six hour mind-numbing drive.

Also, Little Miss Sunshine features a lovely shot of the I-10 and when I first saw it I was like, "WTF, mate. That's the road I drive on every day. Huzzah!" Then it quickly turned into, "Ewwww, Scottsdale pageant moms! Creepy."

Posted by: UMG at January 11, 2011 12:29 PM

michaelceratops: Hodads is truly amazing! I ate there once over a year ago, and I still fantasize about the onion rings.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at January 11, 2011 12:31 PM

@Jim Doggie - my hometown is Olney and I wasted a couple of years living in Rockville after I graduated from college!!

Posted by: SCG at January 11, 2011 12:33 PM

DeistBrawler

Texas always gets fucked. TV Shows (I'm thinking of the first episode of "Heroes" when we see the cheerleader) and movies always fuck it up.

Dude, God got there first.

Posted by: apocalipstick at January 11, 2011 12:34 PM

RabidShihTzu, SLC Punk! features an archetype of just about every Jack Mormon I know. And some normal folk peppered in for good measure.

Posted by: UMG at January 11, 2011 12:36 PM

In Needful Things, the Devil proclaims to be from Akron, OH. Though he can't pronounce it correctly. Fucking kraut.

Posted by: superasente at January 11, 2011 12:36 PM

Winter's Bone got my part of the world pretty much exactly right. The Ozarks is its own little odd, hard-to-define space, but they did well.

Posted by: alone in the dark at January 11, 2011 12:37 PM

There's this misconception that the entire state of Texas is a desert.

It's not. In fact, there are many varities of geography in the state.

The eastern part is where the great piney forests of the southeastern United States end. Davy Crocket National Forest (among others) is in east Texas and it is a sight to behold.

We have coastal plains down south, from Houston to beautiful South Padre.

The hill country in central Texas is so gorgeous, I can't even put it into words. Lovely area. It's the transition to the high plains/high desert of the west. So yeah, we DO have desert. But it's WAY out there. The panhandle is high plain. West Texas is desert.

But Dallas? I saved that area for last, because I HATE HATE HATE when some TV show or movie is supposedly set in Dallas/Ft. Worth and all you see is yellow sand and tumbleweed. REALLY? Obviously the camera crew never came here. You can't find that shit in Dallas. It's the southernmost part of the Great Plains! There's nothing desert about it. It's fairly flat (except for some lovely rocky areas in south east Dallas and Cedar Hill and other areas), and if it weren't covered with buildings, strip malls, housing subdivisions, and roads, roads, and more roads, it would look like a beautiful prairie. (Almost all the prairie is gone except for parts being saved, thank goodness.)

So it's the geography factor that gets to me. In the X-Files movie, they show the kids who discovered something sinister underground and the caption reads "Dallas, Texas." There's NO grass to be seen. Everything is just yellow sand as far as the eye can see. And you can see houses with chain link fences distinguishing their little part of the SAND.

I saw that and wanted to yell "THAT'S MIDLAND/ODESSA, YOU FUCKSTICKS!" It looked NOTHING like Dallas. Not even anything a hundred miles radius from here.

I mean, how insulting. They couldn't even ASK someone? Do some BASIC research?

Also, people don't ride around on horses in Dallas, unless you're a mounted police officer downtown/West End, and there aren't even very many of those. Also, you have to go really far out to find oil wells bobbing up and down. I quite literally never see those. I'd have to get on I-20 and head west PAST Ft. Worth and quite near Abilene before I spotted one. (Gas wells are another deal altogether, but those aren't pretty or poetic and are surrounded by big temporary walls, so you can't see them anyway, really.)

Basically I wish filmmakers would bother to realize Dallas/Ft. Worth is a big urban area with something like 6.5 million people. The suburbs also are massive (sprawl). Dallas now has first ring suburbs, second ring suburbs, outer ring suburbs. You're-Crazy-To-Commute-From-There-Every-Day Exurbs. The congested traffic that goes with all of that. It's not farmland, either-another depiction I see a lot. Hasn't been in a very very long time.

Gah.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at January 11, 2011 12:41 PM

I'm trying to think, now, of films or TV shows that got it right in Texas.

Places in the Heart was actually filmed in Waxahachie, Texas, so it's damn authentic. Since it's, you know, THERE. When they're picking cotton during the day and you can hear the constant drone of those locusts, I get a chill. My soul even knows that sound.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at January 11, 2011 12:43 PM

SCG
You see? You SEE??? I knew there was something to it!

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 11, 2011 12:44 PM

Michael Bay for some reason has taken a shine to Detroit so a lot of his shit is getting filmed here.
And that new Hugh Jackman Robut movie was filmed in my Mom's office building. (She works in a re-purposed fire station.) I saw the trailer and got a little excited. That was Cobo Hall in there too, right?
Last of all- Screw You, Journey. South Detroit, my ass. We're an East Side / West Side city. South Detroit is Downtown. You go south of Detroit and you're in Canada.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 11, 2011 12:24 PM

"South Detroit" would be more accurately called "Downriver."

It's primarily hickville USA. Anyone remeber that story back around Halloween about that horrible woman who kept taunting that family with the little girl who had the terminal illness and whose mother had died from the terminal illness by posting evil pcitures of the girl and her dead mom on the internet and driving a mock-up of a herse around? That, my friends, is Downriver.

Out of Sight did a decent job of showing some of the more affluent suburbs in the area. I would say something about how Detroit 1-8-7 depicts the city, but I've never seen it.

I always kind of liked True Romance's version of Detroit, even if it's not all accurate.

If they ever release the Red Dawn re-make, Detroit should be prominently featured. A lot of it was filmed here, a few key scenes only a few blocks from where I work.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 11, 2011 12:54 PM

We once made the channel 3 news when a horse trailer turned over on the highway and the hay in the horse trailer turned out to be MARIJUANA!

No shit. Bales of dope.

Posted by: logan at January 11, 2011 1:00 PM

Also, people don't ride around on horses in Dallas, unless you're a mounted police officer downtown/West End, and there aren't even very many of those.

Oh man, no kidding! Most of us don't own cowboy hats, either. None of us knew J.R. or Bobby. Very few of us actually live on ranches. And hardly anyone actually had that much money in oil during the mid 1980s.

I'll confess, however, that my misguided mother dressed me like J.R., less the hat and boots, until I was 5.

Posted by: lubeg at January 11, 2011 1:00 PM

Hey Brian, which college? JMU, EMU, or Bridgewater? Mary Baldwin?

Shenandoah Valley representin'!

Posted by: latvianluck at January 11, 2011 1:02 PM

Snuggiepants having just made the 21 hour drive to and then from the Dallas/Ft. Worth area (stayed in Plano for the FBS Championship game in Frisco) I must agree that everything you say is true.

The first thing I noted, coming in on I-30....Texas is flat. And in the Dallas area, all the buildings/houses are the same color.

Last thing I noted...for how popular they should be...y'all need more places that are big on serving dry-rub beef ribs. I mean damn. I searched forever. Big All's BBQ was pretty OK in the end though.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 11, 2011 1:14 PM

By the way, Staunton, VA had roles in Gods and Generals, Hearts in Atlantis , and Assault at West Point: The Court-Martial of Johnson Whittaker.

It's a pretty little town. Lame, but pretty.

Posted by: latvianluck at January 11, 2011 1:14 PM

I grew up in L.A, but more specifically Pasadena, CA (home of the Rose Bowl, etc). I will risk the hatred of the Pajiban masses by admitteding that I love the Big Bang Theory, which, of course, is set at Pasadena's #1 nerd/genius collective, Caltech. I always get a huge laugh when lines appear that are essentially inside jokes for the residents of P-Town, particularly the use of the annoying speed bumps on Euclid Ave (which really do exist).

I also heart the use of locations in Swingers because the back-alley entrance to The Room, and the bad lounge singing at the Dresden, etc....all true!I've been there! Of course, I was always the geek in the back corner, not the cool retro-hipsters scoring with the ladies but that story is a post for another day...

Posted by: swingdude at January 11, 2011 1:17 PM

Only one film comes to mind about anyone from my hometown, and I'm not sure, but I don't think much of it was actually filmed there; Gary Busey in the days when he was still slightly coherent. Buddy Holly didn't get to be really famous until he left Lubbock, and he met his wife in New York. I guess it was a pleasant, if less-than-accurate portrayal of how people treated Maria Elena, a Puerto Rican, when she showed up in the cracker heaven that was Lubbock, Texas, in 1958. After that, Buddy left town more or less for good (as most talented people with sense do -- thanks Ms. Maines!).

Lubbock, like Midland/Odessa, is squarely in the part of Texas that is full of pump jacks bobbing up and down, and if such a thing could be captured in film, smells like burning natural gas from the fields mixed with methane from the feed lots, all blowing from east to west. I think I was in my twenties before I ever inhaled air that smelled like air.

In terms of movies that "get Texas right," Don Johnson/Virginia Madsen, sorta kinda, in The Hot Spot, which they shot on location in Taylor, Texas, a bit to the northeast of Austin down here in the Hill Country. Looks just like Taylor, only Madsen's accent was a bit extreme, at least to my ears. With "Walker: Texas Ranger," we can say that at least the casting director was using actual Texas talent while the show was still shooting in Texas (Toni Cobb is from Lubbock and got knocked up in Dallas, and kept putting her agency clients up for work where she was casting associate).

Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2011 1:18 PM

The Legend of Billie Jean was set in Corpus Christi, Texas and they got a few of the wide shots right. For example, they've got a few shots of the Harbor Bridge cut in there when Billie Jean and the gang are on the run. The mall they used was the actual Sunrise Mall there in Corpus.

But they fucked up some shit up also. My biggest complaint: anyone who is from or around Corpus Christi absolutely NEVER refers to as "Corpus Christi." It just "Corpus." It drove me nuts when the characters did that through the film.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at January 11, 2011 1:18 PM

I'm from New York City, and there have been so many references to my hometown that it's hard to figure out what to single out. However, The Real World makes me cry acid tears of disgust.

I'll also point out that for all the shitty projects NYC's had to answer to (Cloverfield, what the fuck?) we also have The Godfather.

Posted by: Nugs at January 11, 2011 1:24 PM

Corpus makes me think "making corpses".
You guys too?


no?


Carry on then.

Posted by: logan at January 11, 2011 1:25 PM

Being from the suburbs north of Chicago (known as the North Shore), and now living in Southern California, I always tell people I'm from the town that Home Alone was filmed in.

Also, Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller brings back memories, as do scenes in Ocean's Twelve.

And finally, the upcoming Contagion was filming on my block.

Posted by: Lexie at January 11, 2011 1:26 PM

And San Antonio is just San Antone. I love that one.

PissBoy I think that's because wet is more our style with BBQ. I could be wrong, though. I'm hanging my head in shame that I can't think how it goes right now. But I can't recall finding a lot of dry rub ribs around here. My favorite local place is called Outlaw's and I can't think of how they do their ribs.

I just know I love brisket or smoked sausage drizzled with a bit of sauce, but not enough to overpower the meat's natural juices.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at January 11, 2011 1:26 PM

Linny: "The best book for that sweet little town [Des Moines] would have to be "The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid" by Bill Bryson, about his childhood there in the 60's."

Personally, living in Waveland & Windsor Heights a decade later, I thought Peter Hedges' An Ocean in Iowa was pretty accurate. Maybe not complimentary, but accurate.

I also was an undergrad at Iowa State University in the early 90's (and now work there) - I found Jane Smiley's Moo pretty deadpan accurate of ISU's culture, even though it's (supposedly) fictionalized.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at January 11, 2011 1:27 PM

I'm from a tiny town in Yorkshire, the north of England. The only film based there is Kes. I guess it does us proud. The Full Monty is set in Sheffield which is near where I'm from, and the main thing that annoyed me was there is no Asda at Meadowhall.

Currently in London and I think it was Zeke who covered that.

Posted by: Carrie at January 11, 2011 1:29 PM

For my hometown the nearest thing I can come up with is Corner Gas. But One Week has some beautiful shots of the prairies. And then there's Tideland. Yeesh.

My favourite Alberta reference in a movie is in Your Friend The Rat (the short that comes with Ratatouille). Our impressive government rat control program of having goalie Mounties fighting giant rats shooting fireballs out of their eyes continues to work to this day.

Posted by: Stupid Velociraptors at January 11, 2011 1:31 PM

Baltimore, Md.

...yup, The Wire is pretty accurate. I personally live in a "nicer" part of town in a fairly expensive building, and we still have homeless people sleeping in our lobby.

I love it.

Posted by: anon33 at January 11, 2011 1:37 PM

@Snuggiepants:

I feel your pain about the whole faux-geography of Texas that permeates a lot of movies and television shows. And I had to physically restrain myself to keep from yelling at the movie screen when that shot in the X-Files movie came on!

Another movie that gets a Texas town is right for the most part is Grindhouse: Death Proof set in Austin. Everyone who's ever lived there or visited there knows about Guero's or the Texas Chili Parlor. Although I didn't like that they shifted the Chili Parlor out into the woods for their version of it. But for the most part the film really had the "feel" of Austin.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at January 11, 2011 1:41 PM

Calgary, Alberta here. We got two.
1) A little seen movie called waydowntown.
That's how it's spelled. Pretty good. And then we have:

2) Mutherfucking FUBAR!
Top that bitches! GIVE'R!!!!

Posted by: Odnon at January 11, 2011 1:45 PM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got New York down pretty well.

Posted by: Lucas at January 11, 2011 2:14 PM

There are just tons of movies filmed in Vancouver (a.k.a. Hollywood North), but I can't think of any off the top of my head that are set there. I also lived in Calgary and have to ditto waydowntown. It's an awesome movie and fun for anyone who knows the city to watch.

Posted by: Scary Biscuits at January 11, 2011 2:17 PM

Red Dawn re-make
Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 11, 2011 12:54 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I knew it was inevitable but fuck! Really?

Posted by: Paultera at January 11, 2011 2:20 PM

Help me out here- is anything set in Houston? Rushmore was filmed here, I know, but I don't think it made any reference to the city...

I guess there's a fair many films with scenes at historic mission control at Johnson Space Center, which are accurate, since it's... the real thing. I was actually pretty impressed with the portrayal of Houston/Clear Lake in From the Earth to the Moon, but that's probably about it...

Most upsetting portrayal I've seen is the Houston level on NFL Street for the Xbox, in which my 6-million-resident city is depicted as a sleepy Mexican villa, complete with dirt roads, dust devils, Spanish Mission architecture, tumbleweeds, and BLOODY CHICKENS ROAMING THE STREETS. So yeah, in support of Snuggiepants, TEXAS IS NOT A DESERT.

Posted by: senord at January 11, 2011 2:22 PM

Pissboy - How about Dead Poets Society? Never identified as DE, but filmed at St. Andrews and in my neighborhood.

Posted by: EisforElephant at January 11, 2011 2:25 PM

My biggest complaint: anyone who is from or around Corpus Christi absolutely NEVER refers to as "Corpus Christi." It just "Corpus." It drove me nuts when the characters did that through the film.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at January 11, 2011 1:18 PM

Even as far away as San Antonio, we simply refer to Corpus Christi as "Corpus".

NO ONE, not ONE SINGLE GODDAMNED PERSON from San Antonio EVER says "San Antone". ugh I hate that one so much. I DO have to physically restrain myself from slapping people who say it to me.

Posted by: lubeg at January 11, 2011 2:35 PM

I'm from St. Louis, so let's see...

There's National Lampoon's Vacation. That's a pretty big no.

And then there was a SyFy Original called The Black Hole. At least it used some actual shots of the city, and was partially filmed here. And then the black hole destroyed part of the city while Judd Nelson and Kristy Swanson fought some sort of energy creature that traveled using power lines.

I'd say that's also a no.

Posted by: Mario Speedwagon at January 11, 2011 2:39 PM

For Portland, OR, the worst I can think of was Body Of Evidence, one of the God awful movies Madonna felt compelled to make. They have one scene where they're driving over a very recognizable bridge for a good 4-5 minutes, when in reality no bridge in Portland takes you longer than a minute, tops, from start to finish. There was that Benicio Del Toro/Tommy Lee Jones movie too, but I heard it was so bad I couldn't even watch if for the local factor.

But apparently our town is so laughable fascinating that a TV show will soon be coming out about us. I'm still scratching my head over that.

Posted by: katy at January 11, 2011 2:40 PM

Oh, and for Houston, Urban Cowboy of course. I have a friend who grew up in one of the Houston suburbs and that movie does remind her of some of her childhood in the early '80s.

Posted by: katy at January 11, 2011 2:43 PM

My current town of Sandy Eggo...I am meh on its movie representation. Mostly because it is represented as meh.

But my home town of Hollywood, CA is always well represented, even when it's supposed to look depressing (that Val Kilmer -- him again? -- movie about the porn star, ferinstance). But I LOVE seeing my old hood on film. When I was a kid, there did not a week go by without some TV show or movie being filmed in my neighborhood. With Paramount and Fox studios walking distance away...it was just always a factor. Even my house was used in a TV movie.

Glad I don't live there anymore, but love seeing it in movies.

Posted by: klingonfree at January 11, 2011 3:00 PM

Watching just about any movie creeps me out/gives me a sense of utmost familiarity (depending on whether it's a disaster flick or ...etc).

Vancouver = Everytown.

Posted by: replica at January 11, 2011 3:16 PM

I come from this tiny town in the northern part of Norway. If your not into snow, you're kind of fucked. Still there has been a couple of occations when I've seen footage of Narvik featured on American television.
First was during the second season of Lost, when they watched a video of the Hanso foundation. http://images.wikia.com/lostpedia/images/5/51/HansoBuilding.jpg
Yes, that's our City Hall. The second thing I remember was from the latest season of The Amazing Race when the contestants were in town to complete a challange. It was pure joy, hearing the contestants try to pronounce the names of different locations. Other than that there hasn't really been a movie set in Narvik, except for the odd WW2 documentary.

Posted by: Margrete at January 11, 2011 3:19 PM

I'm from Prince Edward Island, so clearly I must pick Anne of Green Gables (the first one - the other movies are abominations). It certainly captures the Island's beauty - well the parts that were filmed in PEI, of course. Most of it was filmed in Ontario. There is one scene, though, where Diana and Anne are pledging to be BFFs or something and they are standing on top of a dune....Oh I love that part! Makes my heart ache when I'm away from home.

Posted by: Melissa at January 11, 2011 3:20 PM

I live in Seattle. Singles was good. Sleepless in Seattle was pretty crappy, as was Frasier.

And that one really shitty Jennifer Aniston/Aaron Eckhart movie really did a disservice to the city.

Grey's Anatomy is probably the worst, though.

It doesn't rain here as much as everyone thinks.

Posted by: Squirt at January 11, 2011 3:37 PM

One time my hometown the answer to a Final Jeopardy question and a joke on "How I Met Your Mother". Winnipeg, Manitoba is basically famous now.

Posted by: L-Za at January 11, 2011 3:39 PM

Kinky Boots, and yes, Northampton is as much of a dive as they make it look.

The Tudors once had scenes supposedly in my home county of Lincolnshire. There were hills. Heather covered hills. Lincolnshire has vast amounts of neither.

Posted by: Gayle at January 11, 2011 3:44 PM

lubeg Uh oh. Don't go to Dallas. Older people here still tend to say San Antone.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at January 11, 2011 3:47 PM

The movie called River's Edge is a fictionalized account of a murder that took place in my home town Milpitas, CA.

It portrayed Milpitas as a nothing little town (it was filmed in Canada), so yea......they got it right I guess.

Posted by: Milpitas Steve at January 11, 2011 3:56 PM

My new hometown is Portland, OR, I won't acknowledge Salem anymore.

Various movies have been filmed here, and the new show Portlandia (Where young people go to retire)is sure to make an appropriate mockery of this town. But the most fun movie-in-Portland experience I have had was watching "What the (Bleep) do we Know?", an existential docu-movie starring Marlee Matiln at the historic Hollywood Theater, in which scenes for that same movie were filmed. EVERYONE walking out of the theater paused to look at the specific spot that Matlin shot a particular scene. I was just there Saturday, probably for the first time since I saw that movie 7 years or so ago, and I STILL think about it.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 11, 2011 3:57 PM

The only movie I know of that was filmed in my hometown of Charlotte, NC is Hellraiser III. I don't think it was supposed to be in Charlotte, but that pretty much covers it. They also filmed some scenes in Greensboro, where I was born, and in one scene, someone runs down the main street downtown, then up the steps at the front of the church where Mr Smith and I got married oh so many years ago. The interior shots of the church are somewhere else though. That was a little bit creepy, and I still don't know how or why I ever saw Hellraiser III to know that.

Wasn't Days of Thunder partly set in Charlotte? Didn't they make it look like farmland? Yeah, epic fail on that one.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at January 11, 2011 4:10 PM

idiosynchronic, did you see the trailer for "Cedar Rapids"? I guess they filmed that one in Michigan, but there you go. The upcoming movie "Butter" might have some Iowa goodness in it too, because it ought to have scenes from the Iowa State Fair.

Posted by: linny at January 11, 2011 4:51 PM

@senord:

The only movie I can think of that features at least one recognizable Houston landmark is SIDEKICKS with Chuck Norris and Jonathan Brandis.

There was that scene where Chuck is training Brandis in front the fountains at Transco Tower. Or now I suppose it is Williams Tower. Whatever.

Good god, I can't believe it remember that.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at January 11, 2011 5:02 PM

I remember being in a movie theatre many years ago and seeing the trailer for Camilla, which prominently displayed the CN Tower. I think that might have been the first movie I ever noticed where the characters are actually supposed to be in Toronto (rather than it just being where the movie is filmed).

There are lots of movies filmed here but don't take place here - maybe my favourite of those is Urban Legend. It was a terrible film, but was filmed at U of T. I saw it at an advance screening there and the audience applauded every time a familiar building was shown.

But the best movie set in Toronto that I've seen so far is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World because Toronto is allowed to be Toronto... and it's not all about the CN tower (even though it appears in a good joke) and the downtown core. I love that they actually go to the Wychwood Library.

Posted by: Nisi at January 11, 2011 5:31 PM

In Albuquerque, my High School was used a lot for stuff like that. I don't ever remember what the movies where. Oh, oh, actually, I think Beavis and Butthead was set there. You know...Highland.

I think that show for Terminator or whatever was filmed in some parts of the school...but we all know how well that worked out.

Posted by: Candee at January 11, 2011 6:06 PM

Houston in the Movies/TV:

The TV show "Houston Knights" has a segment where the heroes travel from Houston to Galveston and pass some bee-yoo-tiful mountains that don't exist.

Stand-in for Detroit in "RoboCop 2". Nice shot of the Wortham Center getting all smashed up.

Horrible depiction in "Reality Bites". Nobody, not even douche-bag hipsters, hangs out on the rooftops. The pollution alone would kill them, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

Cool shot in "My Best Friend is a Vampire" from the Pierce Elevated (I-45) through downtown when the characters are on the way to school. Not that anyone would take that route to school.

The ultra-rich River Oaks neighborhood is in "Terms of Endearment", though I doubt any retired astronauts live there.

During filming for "The Chase", there were about a dozen badly painted "police" cars parked in the lot of the shopping center at TX290 & Jones, since the highway scenes were shot on the Sam Houston Tollroad nearby. The border crossing scene is actually one of the tollbooth plazas near the I-10 ramp.

"Urban Cowboy" did get the whole Gilley's thing right, though noone calls the city "Houston proper".

Posted by: No Pithy Name at January 11, 2011 6:34 PM

Oh yeah. That show, In Plain Sight. It was okay. And they got the geography okay too. I dunno. Didn't really watch it.

They do use New Mexico as a whole a lot. And NM's pretty hard to fuck up mostly because it's pretty much desert-y everywhere. With one major city. But I loved that stupid place. Loved, loved, loved.


But where I live NOW. Never heard of anything about here. Which is fine. 'Cause this place SUCKS. San Angelo needs to be the new Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Candee at January 11, 2011 6:35 PM

Anyone ever see the movie Mickey? Came out in 2004, stars Harry Connick, Jr.? Written by John Grisham? Anyone? Bueller?

Sigh. Well, that is the one movie that was shot on location in my hometown of South Williamsport, PA, aka the home of the Little League World Championship for two weeks every August. It does a pretty good job of capturing what it's like here during the Championship each year. Swarms of tourists and media. For us locals, that's the two weeks of the year that we completely avoid that area of town, as well as all restaurants and hotels. We're not a big town to begin with, so when you cram thousands of players, spectators, sports announcers, writers, and their crews into that stadium and the surrounding area... well, like I said, everyone who lives here pretty much stays home for two weeks and *shudders* hangs out with their families.

I just scanned the comments - Siege, are you from Williamsport or nearby?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 11, 2011 6:42 PM

My family is from Chicago although we moved away when I was a toddler. My mother always likes to watch The Blues Brothers and lovingly point out landmarks she remembers. I think I may have even seen the hospital where I was born. It's a second hand feeling of nostalgia but it will do.

Posted by: greer at January 11, 2011 7:02 PM

I am from the suburbs of Detroit, and I can say that while 8 Mile didn't make the "D" look all that pleasant, Eminem did an awesome acting job, and so I was proud of him.

Sadly- and I am a huge hypocrite given my yet to be published book is a Suburban Detroit bashing tale of why and how I left- there isn't much media that treats Detroit well. Even Michael Moore shits on her suburbs.

What I can unequivocally and un-hypocritically say is the place is abyssmal but the people are the best, and the "D" grows some of the toughest, practical, good, generous kind salt of the earth people you'll ever meet.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at January 11, 2011 7:51 PM

OH MY GOD HOW DID I FORGET LOGAN'S RUN, PARTIALLY FILMED IN FT. WORTH!!! Whoooooo!

Posted by: Snuggiepants at January 11, 2011 8:14 PM

My hometown is only famous for being where Michael Vick is from. No movies.

Posted by: Trixie at January 11, 2011 10:10 PM

The show isn't exactly about Atlanta, but it had zombies! The Walking Dead was so fun to watch in part because of the familiar scenes (Marietta Street with Zombies! The CDC with Zombies!).

Just about every other movie or show gets the south all wrong. Everyone in the south must be a white, religious, stupid, gun-toting, cousin-marrying redneck or a white, religious, stupid, bible-thumping, pearl-clutching old lady.

I'm not even a southerner by anyone's standards, but the characterization of the south drives me nuts.

Posted by: Sarahcat at January 11, 2011 10:15 PM

I grew up in Washington DC, and though I have the occasional moment of going, "hey that's the place where the thing from that movie happened" it doesn't happen often. Most movies shot in DC revolve around politics. This really annoys me as there are a lot of people in DC not connected to politics and most politicians don't live within DC but live in Maryland or Virginia. Anyhow, Enemy of the State had a great scene were Jason Lee got hit by a car in the Dupont Circle under pass. It is my favorite hey... place.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at January 11, 2011 11:02 PM

I am a native Floridian, and have never lived anywhere else. I largely pretend that the Florida seen in movies is some other place that coincidentally has the same name. There is not enough time in the rest of my week to list all the things that are just wrong about films "set" in Florida.

As for books, there are three authors that are at the top of the list for getting it right. Carl Hiaasen writes about every crazy person I've met in Orlando (the hometown area of my youth), amped them up a notch or two, and thrown them together in the same book. It's Florida on steroids, but not by as much as you might think.

Stephen King's Duma Key gets the menacing natural lushness of Southwest Florida just about right. Take a step or two off the path in some of our preserves, and it's like you're in the Florida of the 1800s, with nothing between you and whatever is lurking in the palmettos around you.

Randy Wayne White's Doc Ford series is nothing more than a loveletter to Lee County, the hometown of my adult life. (I'm here in Fort Myers.) He gets it all right - the urban areas that live cheek-by-jowel with wild Florida, the strange mix of folks that live down here, the way of life largely dictated by the heat and the water, all of it. I cannot be an impartial judge of the book's content, as I spend the entire time saying,"I know exactly where that is!"

Posted by: Kati at January 11, 2011 11:15 PM

Chuck Norris shot a film in my hometown of Parkdale, OR, in 1995 called Forest Warrior, in which he shape-shifts between mean, bear, and bald eagle, all the while kicking ham fisted bad guy actors in the chest with his cowboy-booted feet. Beyond that, I have no idea what it's about. I can't remember ever making it through the film while retaining any of the rest of the plot.

I auditioned to be a bike riding stunt double for the film, and I remember being bitter as fuck when I lost the audition to some rich kid with a BMX bike. In the end, I'm glad I didn't make it- the film was a joke (surprised?). It made our town look like was filled with dipshit, drunk rednecks that clearcut all the trees off the hills (I'll have you know, dipshit drunk clear-cutting rednecks only make up 65% of the population).

Brilliant idea! Could someone at Pajiba review Forest Warrior? Because that would be awesome. I might finally know what the film is about.

Posted by: krza at January 12, 2011 12:18 AM

Although not my actual hometown (which is actually a village somewhere in Devon), my current place of residence is Aberdeenshire.

Aberdeen is the location for all the Stuart MacBride crime novels featuring Logan McRae.

Apart from having to change the names of some retail establishments, it's pretty spot on. However, he does make it rain a lot. It doesn't rain all the time in Aberdeen.

It's not raining now.

It's snowing.

Posted by: EliJay at January 12, 2011 4:38 AM

Of course, I mean Aberdeen, Scotland, UK.

Posted by: EliJay at January 12, 2011 4:39 AM

It's sad, but the only film that sort of captures London properly - and the area I live in - is 'Shaun of the Dead', which is set in the Crouch End part of London and lovely for me to recognise when I watch the movie.

Otherwise London seems to fare worst out of all the great cities of the world, in terms of visual representation. Richard Curtis and all the Layer Cakes and so on have really ruined it, and shown it as it really isn't at all. Sad times.

Posted by: Caspar at January 12, 2011 5:24 AM

Alias was ridiculous as it showcased several European cities I've lived in. They would pan over quaint cobblestoned streets, tilt up to scenic cathedrals and opera houses - and inevitably cut to undeniably North American traffic lights.
My favorite though is the James Bond movie in which 007 and his blonde paramour sled down THE ALPS in a cello case across the Iron Curtain and into Vienna. Ain't nothing east of Vienna but vast sweeping plains and one of Europe's biggest shallow inland lakes.
Also, Sound of Music wrought havoc with Salzburg and parts of Bavaria, much to the chagrin of American tourists looking for easy access photo opps.

Posted by: cinekat at January 12, 2011 6:17 AM

Linny - I have indeed seen the trailer. There's a chain(?) of similar looking hotels in Iowa with open atriums that were built by one developer that the hotel in Cedar Rapids reminds me of. However, I'm not sure that one of them is in Cedar Rapids - I know for sure they're in West Des Moines and Dubuque because I've stayed at them.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at January 12, 2011 8:16 AM

The interwebs ate my comment. Le sigh.

Posted by: leuce7 at January 12, 2011 6:22 PM

Steven Segal made Fire Down Below right down the road from me. For 'authenticity's sake', some of the actors (not Mr. Segal himself, he apparently didn't want to get any hillbilly on him) came for a tour of one of the local coal mines. They, for some reason, picked the one where my Pop works. FYI from him, Marg Helgenburg is an idiot. Also, I don't even know why they bothered visiting the mine at all. The one in the movie is big enough for a monster truck rally. You can't drive a forklift in a coal mine, dumbass! And I really don't think the movie could have made the locals look any worse if they'd just spliced in scenes of Deliverance over the soundtrack to Road House.

Posted by: dahlia6 at January 13, 2011 9:01 AM

Oh, I forgot, though it really doesn't count, but dammit, I want something cool so the Steven Segal thing isn't the only thing said about my homeplace. Timothy Olyphant's show Justified, while filmed in Pennsylvania, is set in Harlan County, right over the mountain from me. Used to be a righteous violent place too, back in the day. Also, Harlan County U.S.A., about the coal mining strikes during the 70's, was in Harlan County. So I guess what I'm saying is lock your doors if you ever happen to be driving through there.

Posted by: dahlia6 at January 13, 2011 9:10 AM

@annoyingmouse and Petrie:

Some kids I went to school with were in Mighty Ducks as opponents (the snobby kids, yay!). And I knew a girl in college who was in Drop Dead Gorgeous for about half a second.

For a terrible movie from MN, try Feeling Minnesota. Keanu at his finest. Sugar and Spice was also filmed in MN.

For better stuff, there's the iconic Purple Rain, though it never gets old to have bands freak out about playing in First Avenue. Also, an indie film (available streaming on Netflix) called Into Temptation, starring Jeremy Sisto and Kristin Chenoweth. Many local scenery sightings and a friend of mine from college played the girl in the booth at Sex World. There's also Sweet Land, about northern MN (which I haven't seen).

Also, quite a bit of Franzen's Freedom takes place in St. Paul. I lived one neighborhood over from Patty and Walter's, so that was pretty cool.

Posted by: effcubed.com at January 13, 2011 6:47 PM