Zach Braff Crashed Donald Faison's Reddit AMA, and It Was Spectacularly Bromantic
I woke up early this morning, and skimmed over Donald Faison’s Reddit AMA from last night, and while some of the answers were amusing, I didn’t think it worth talking about until Steven Lloyd Wilson emailed to point out that many of those questions had been asked by Zach Braff. Looking at it again in that context changes everything. Basically, the AMA was practically like watching Zach Braff and Donald Faison hang out on their laptops (although, Faison’s wife, CaCee Cobb, was doing all the typing for Faison).
Here were the questions posed by Braff that Faison answered
1. Braff: Is it true that your penis is so large that several times it has been mistaken as an eel?
Faison: yes this is true.
2. Braff: Follow up: are you able to ride a bicycle, or does your eel need a sidecar?
Faison: I don’t know if there’s a sidecar big enough buddy.
3. Braff: Have you ever drag-raced a Lambo on pills in Miami?
Faison: No, dude. Come on.
4. Braff: What do you like more; Weed or Oxygen?
Faison: i need both to live.
5. Braff: It is rumored you call your anus: “My man pussy.” Please explain.
Faison: you better act like you know!
Here were Braff’s questions to Faison that weren’t answered
1. Have you ever visited /r/gonewild ? If not, why do you hate boobs?
2. Have you ever thought of selling your mole for charity? If not, why do you hate sick people?
3. It’s rumored that you are often “ashy.” What advice can you give to people with ashy elbows, knees and scrotums? coco butter
4. Is this ebonics? Follow up: Do you “keep it real?”
5. With so many brave actors like NPH and Ricky Martin coming out, why do you feel the need to lie about your straightness?
6. Your onesie took a long time. Did it become a twosie?
7. Final question. Is this the best acting you’ve ever done?
Here Were the Four Best Answers from Non-Braff Questioners
1. Legitimate question here. What is your least favorite thing about [Zach Braff]?
his tiny butthole. too much?
2. What’s your favourite thing that’s ever happened to you. Ever?
well since my wife is typing for me I’m going to say “my wife”
3. Mrs. Faison… How do you feel about the bromance between your husband and Zach Braff? Will you ever be fully satisfied knowing the best you could be is second place?
Faison’s Wife (CaCee Cobb): i’m used to it.
4. What is the “whitest” thing you do on a regular basis?