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You Really Don’t Want to See Seth Rogen’s Completely NSFW Selfie. Seriously, Don’t Even Click This Link.

By Vivian Kane | Celebrities Are Better than You | April 4, 2014 | Comments ()


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Seth Rogen posted a quick tweet last night. It simply said “selfie.” Harmless, no?

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But if we “view photo” …

I’ll give you a second to decide if it’s worth it.









It’s not worth it.









Fine. You asked for it.

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Aw, it’s almost beautiful, isn’t it? That childlike innocence? Those detailed pencil markings?


Plus, given how hairy the rest of Rogen is, I’d say he’s a waxer, no?


Vivian Kane can never unsee that. And now neither can you. And that’s an unbreakable bond. That’s real friendship.



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  • ZombieNurse

    I feel like one of the bad guys from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. I shouldn't have looked.

  • Ryan Combs

    Haha. This is part of the Seth Rogan fan art he talked about on an episode of Conana. Oh man. He described it then... but it is so much more hilarious in its full glory.

  • Az

    Hmm. Ballsy.

  • **I AM** NotTheOne

    Please. You knew we were gonna look.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    First thing I thought of when I saw this...

  • bleujayone

    I had always heard of it as somewhat of an astronomical legend, but this is the first time I've witnessed someone shoot the moon and actually present a full rectal eclipse.

    Yet another thing I can involuntarily cross off my anti-bucket list thanks to Pajiba.

  • annie

    One of the beauties (curses) of being a nurse is that this is the least gross asshole (literally) I've seen today.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    You all know that you just can click on "Comments", right?

  • Walt Jr

    But is it REALLY a selfie if he didn't take the photo?

  • Pinky McLadybits

    Ballsy.

  • AvaLehra

    Well...at least his bum looks clean.

  • John G.

    there's no way his ass and balls are that hairless in real life

  • BlackRabbit

    When he does the inevitable AMA, you can ask him.

  • kirbyjay

    All I could think was it could have been so much worse...... just a little spreading of the cheekal area and BLAM!!! lost lunch. Though I did chuckle at the whimsy, but seriously, how do you guys walk around with all that "stuff"

  • Davis

    It's a 'painting' right?

  • Pinky McLadybits

    It's a 'tainting'.

  • Wrestling Fan

    WHY DID I LOOOOOOOOOK??

  • Skyler Durden

    I love it! It's charming. I laffed. But then again, I'm also a sucker for back hair.

    /No really!
    //where are you going?

  • L.O.V.E.

    That taint what I was expecting to see.

  • BWeaves

    Men who stare at goatse?

  • L.O.V.E.

    Incorporating a movie title on a movie review site deserves bonus points.

    Analyze This

  • Bert_McGurt

    Turner and Gooch?

  • L.O.V.E.

    Scrotum? I barely know him.

    Or

    Rectum? I hardly touched 'em.

  • Aaron Schulz

    I never expect the balls.

  • L.O.V.E.

    I see Ron "the Hedgehog" Jeremy is still performing autofellatio.

    Really, anyone who watched porn in the 80's knows 75% of it was fat, hairy ass and balls.

  • Streetsahead

    It's a photo a fan drew. As seen on Conan, three years ago.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • disqus_N4EigheiZo

    I'm not saying that I have placed a poster of a one of these drawings in the back of my roommate's closet for him to discover, but I am, I'm saying that. It's been there for 2 years.

  • emmalita

    That is so much better than I was expecting. Did I mention I was raised by hippies who ran around naked in the woods?

  • mairimba

    Plus, given how hairy the rest of Rogen is, I’d say he’s a waxer, no?

    Take note, gentlemen. Nobody got time for ... them hairs.

  • e jerry powell

    Hmmm.

    Speak for yourself, dearest...
    ;-)

  • mairimba

    HORF!

  • Bet it's not really a selfie. Dollars to donuts Franco was behind the lens for that one.

  • Guest

    He drew him like his under age girls.

  • Guest

    (For the record I really like Franco and I bet he didn't know.)

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Except he totally did, what with her telling him and his not really being deterred having been documented and all.

  • Julie Chase

    HA HA HA HA AAAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA

  • e jerry powell

    I've seen worse.

    Plus which, BEAR.

  • Mrs. Julien

    The fake staples seem a mite self-aggrandizing.

  • e jerry powell

    A bit, yes.

  • Jean Feola

    Oh. Oh my. I have no one to blame but myself. You warned me.

  • LaineyBobainey

    You warned us and yet, I still didn't really believe it. And I scrolled. And I scrolled. And I .... OH, SCROCTUM!

  • BlackRabbit

    "scrolltum"?

  • pajiba

    *pulls out knife* *blinds self*

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