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Who Is the Golden-Showered (Bathed?) Subject of Robert Pattinson's Blind Item?

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | July 31, 2014 | Comments ()


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Put on your bathtub-scene thinking caps, you pervs, and douse them in a healthy dose of piss juice, because RPatz is bringing the gossip. And it is GOOD.

“This actress was doing a scene in the bath and she kept complaining about the temperature, how it was too hot or too cold. So everyone pissed in it and put a bunch of bubble bath in afterwards so you couldn’t smell it! This stuff happens. That’s why I avoid asking for anything. I don’t want to get anyone’s piss on me.”

So who are we thinking is the urine-soaked lass? It might not be one of his own co-stars, but if it is, my money is either on Reese “Do You Know Who I Am?” Witherspoon, or maybe Claire from Lost/co-star of Surprise 9/11.

If it’s not his co-star, there’s only one possibility.

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Source: Esquire UK, via Dlisted







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  • carrie

    Julianne moore has a scene in a bath in Cronenberg's Maps To The Stars( Pattinson acts 10 min in it)

  • narfna

    I hate blind items. It's like dangling tacos in front of my nose, letting me work up a nice drool, and then refusing to let me eat them.

  • BendinIntheWind

    Dear god, I thought that header photo was Kim Coates from "Sons of Anarchy". My eyesssssssss.

  • bastich

    This is what a Broadway production of "Mad Max" would look like.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK! I will not have my hometown's greatest achievement besmirched by association to Hair Styled With Unicorn Semen. (that's R-Patz' Navajo name)

  • Everone knows it's not Kristen Stewart, seeing as how she doesn't bathe.

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