What Would Happen If Amy Schumer Hijacked Your Tinder Account
In the words of my Mister: “WHY would you let Amy Schumer have your phone!?”
Find out why and how that went in the video below, thanks to Vanity Fair and their adventurous associate Andrea.
So what did we learn?
Red flags according to Schumer:
*profile pic with a guitar
*shirtless profile pic
*profile pic with mom
To get the girl’s attention
*Pose with a puppy
*Pose with a kitty
*Be a firefighter
*Be a good listener / put up with an alarming level of TMI and slang
*Use a baby pic for your profile
*Be smoking hot (natch)
Kristy Puchko lives in
perpetual fear that ice cream will become self-aware New York City.
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