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What The Fu*k Even Is Ezra Miller's Jawline?

By Petr Knava | Celebrity | November 18, 2016 | Comments ()

By Petr Knava | Celebrity | November 18, 2016 |


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What the fuck even is Ezra Miller’s Jawline?

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Seriously, does anyone know?

I consider myself a fairly learn-ed man, with many fine books lining my shelves and hours upon hours of scholarly study behind me. There are relatively complex concepts that I grasp well enough. Some things I know in quite a lot of depth.

But what the hell is going on here?

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How many football fields is this?

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How does this happen? Why does no-one talk of it?!

Wake up, sheeple! There can be only one explanation.

Strange, eldritch horrors walk among us. Half-men-half-Stonehenge creatures, passing as human, in all walks of life.

They entertain us:

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They drive fast cars in a circle over and over again:

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But everyone slips up eventually, and they went too far with Ezra.

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HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT WHEN YOU’RE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN?!

IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU’RE MIGHTY MIST-…

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