web
counter


What Could've Possibly Been Going Through Jared Leto's Mind When He Took This Ridiculous Photo?

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrities Are Better than You | March 25, 2014 | Comments ()


Jared-Leto-1200-800-1026x684.jpg

A photo like this? On a slow news day? How could I let it pass me by.


1972488_10203096164238591_1394261700_n.jpg

1. This is my headshot for ABC’s Celebrity Bachelor. Pick me darlin, and I’ll let you wear my dinner jacket slash dress shirt combination.

2. I’m auditioning for the new lead singer of Skynrd. FREE BIRD.

3. I spent a lot of time this morning deciding whether or not to show you my left nipple or my right one. I think we can all agree that I made the appropriate choice. *devil horns* I’M JORDAN CATALANO, MOTHERF***ERS.

4. I could’ve chose leather pants or vinyl pants, but I went with vinyl because it’s shinier. It represents the spotlight I stand in every day when I leave my house. *hair flip*

5. I’m not going to let that Oscar statuette I carry around with me at all times stop me from being who I am. This is me, baby. Climb on.

(via Ranylt Richildis)



Are you following Pajiba on Facebook or Twitter? Because every time you do an angel does the Paul Rudd dance

Around the Web


Fox vs Marvel Studios: Who Has The Better Looking Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch? | "The Breakfast Club": The Nostalgia of Others





Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • the dude

    To all the haters: Jared Leto is awesome.

  • "I SMELL LIKE VINEGAR AND HERBAL ESSENCES."

  • e jerry powell

    Uncle Terry said it would be fun?

    That seems to be the whole of any reason Jared Leto does anything for a photographer.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    #6 I'm channeling my inner Russell Brand.

  • BWeaves

    6. Terry Richardson made me do this. (Can I have my puppy back now?)

  • Finance_Nerd

    8. My next project is an adult version of "Freaky Friday" w/Russell Brand as my twin.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Oh damn... I should've read down all the posts... Yep... I immediately thought of Russell Brand too.

  • Finance_Nerd

    NP - brilliant minds think alike

  • Magiel

    I thought we we're going to stop putting pictures of Terry here??

  • cox

    so, if i remember correctly from the accidental can of worms pajiba opened with buzzcocks thread awhile back, we mostly know and like simon amstell around here, right?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Oh poor dear Simon

  • cox

    i cant find the rest of that story anywhere, but this story ends with:

    "Oddly, I did meet [Jared Leto] about three years ago, in Thailand at a full moon party. I didn’t realize it was him. I thought it was just someone who looked like him, so I went up to him and said, “You look a lot like Jared Leto. Do you know who Jared Leto is?” He said, “I am Jared Leto.” I wasn’t ready for that, so all I could manage to say was, “Your beauty in Requiem for a Dream detracted from the narrative.” He thanked me and walked away."

  • Haha yeah it's a great set.

    I never got the fascination with Leto but I guess that's what happens when you've never seen My So Called Life.

  • loo shag brolley

    For what it's worth, I love My So-Called Life, an that's exactly where my distaste for Jared Leto comes from.

  • perfect article.

    guy manages to destroy his potentially a bit more then okay looks and not altogether bad 30stm tunes with his disgusting self-worshipping. (yes, I hereby admit: I am a fb-follower of his, but only because once considering them with irony, the pictures he keeps on posting of himself are a permanent source of laughter).

  • Bob Genghis Khan

    $$$$$$$$$$$$

  • Bob Genghis Khan

    WOMEN

  • Bob Genghis Khan

    MORE FAME

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    7. Part of the shine on my pants is from the gallon of Astroglide I had to use to put them on. Slippery when wet, baby!

  • bastich

    9. Take picture for my American Apparel modeling audition? Check!

  • carrie

    "I had sex with Cameron Diaz,Scarlett Johansson,Lindsay Lohan and the half of Hollywood.I'm the singer in a shitty emo gothic rock band.I won an Oscar!!!
    I'm a douche and a poseur"

  • 6. I'm Jared Leto.

    7. That's Terry Richardson behind the camera.

    'nuff said.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You beat me to #7. "Terry Richardson is a genius!"

blog comments powered by Disqus









Follow Us





Viral Hits
Celebrity Facts

The Best TV & Movie Quotes

The Walking Dead

How I Met Your Mother

True Detective

Parks and Recreation

Cosmos

Hannibal

30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Children

25 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Twins