We Might Have Finally Found the One Thing Chris Pratt Is No Damn Good At

By Emily Chambers | Celebrity | August 5, 2014 | Comments ()

By Emily Chambers | Celebrity | August 5, 2014 |


Chris Pratt has proven himself capable at plenty of things. He can do both drama and comedy. He can maintain a fairly private, seemingly loving and stable marriage with his famous actress wife. He can transform from this:

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into this:

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in a matter of months. He can lead the biggest blockbuster of the summer with roguish charm.

But, Chris, you cannot rap.

Knowing the words to a rap song does not a rapper make, my friend. (P.S. you’re still very endearing even while failing.)


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