Topless, Swim-Suited Ronda Rousey Can/Will Still Murder Your Face
Ronda Rousey was in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition last year, but last year, only people who watch other people fight each other in a style that was once banned in 48 states really knew who she was. Now, everyone knows who Ronda Rousey is because she kicked Turtle’s ass in Entourage and signed up for a remake of Roadhouse in the role originated by Patrick Swayze (RIP). Also, because she seems super cool, even though she committed to boob-smoosh poses for Sports Illustrated for the sexual edification of men and women everywhere.
Sports Illustrated has now announced that Ms. Rousey will appear again in the Swimsuit edition, but this time she’s only going to be wearing body paint, which sounds like a pretty great job for the body paint artist. In their announcement, Sports Illustrated reminded us of what Ms. Rousey looks like in a bikini, and they belabored the announcement over a series of Tweets because they love America.
You may gawk, but for no more than 15 seconds because Rousey will rise from the cogs of the Internet and murder you with her bare hands because she can.
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