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Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain Throw the Worst Parties Ever

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | October 20, 2015 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | October 20, 2015 |


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A little help here, people? I just watched this MTV After Hours skit where Josh Horowitz is invited to a really bad party that just happens to be hosted by Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston, playing on their Crimson Peak oddness. Maybe I’m getting old, or maybe I don’t get what funny is anymore, but it just looked like a hot mess, with good actors playing over-the-top bad actors. That said, I was able to pull plenty of amusing gifs from it; is that what we’re supposed to do?


This happened.

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And, apparently Tom doesn’t like phones at his pretend parties.

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You’re not used to him dancing like this (and frankly, I can’t believe the Hiddles would tarnish his reputation so!):

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Then again, he did make up for it with this:

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Things got a teensy bit kinky.

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And there was an emotional Avengers-related tale.

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Finally, Jessica took her moment to shine, threatening Horowitz with some very descriptive bodily harm if he broke Tommy-boy’s delicate heart.

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I guess the party ended better for some than others?

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Still, they are Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston, so their worst party is still probably hella better than anything I’ve ever been to.


Here’s the full video:

Now, get offa Cindy Davis’, (Twitter) lawn!


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