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This Instagram Account Imagines Prince George Hilariously Scheming Against Meghan Markle

By Alyssa Fikse | Celebrity | May 6, 2018 |

By Alyssa Fikse | Celebrity | May 6, 2018 |


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The Royal Family can be a bit of a divisive subject. Antiquated figureheads who sponge off of their subjects or beloved figures steeped in tradition and delicious gossip? Who’s to say! (A lot of people. A lot of people have a say.) With the wedding between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quickly approaching and the recent birth of Prince Louis, it feels like the royal news mill has even more grit than usual. However, there is one royal that is not getting his due: Prince George.

Yes, the eldest son of Wills and Kate and likely future king of England, has been a little overshadowed of late. Seeing that he is four years old, there is no way he gives a shit. But imagine if he did. Gary Janetti, a TV writer from Will & Grace and Family Guy, has turned his Instagram account into a Machiavellian manifesto from the perspective of a scheming Prince George. It’s the most interested I’ve been in the royal family possibly ever. His siblings and Meghan Markle are the primary targets, but his ire has no bounds.


“What an emotional scene that must have been at Zara.”

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“I wasn’t aware there had been an acting hello.”

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“Do you think it’s because of your weight?”

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“Weren’t we all.”

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“Every year she gives him the same thing…”

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“From the looks of him I’d say Drew Barrymore and Steven Spielberg.”

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“Let’s see if it follows us home if we leave a trail of Reese’s Pieces.”

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“Your name is Shitface, got it?”

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“Little sister, can I see you for a sec?”

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“Oh, shit, she thinks she’s Jackie O!”

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“Is ET’s spaceship here?”

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“Don’t think I forgot about you and your Ann Taylor Loft wardrobe.”

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“Oh, yes, I did get a haircut. Thanks for fucking noticing.”

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“One down, two to go.”

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“Could you have picked something more basic? Even I have that dress.”

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“Xanax, white wine and cigarettes.”

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“Did you get dressed in the car?”

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“Her.”

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“Desperation.”

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Sorry, Harry. George is officially the best royal, now and forever.





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