Things More Shocking Than Amber Heard Filing For Divorce From Johnny Depp
In a surprising turn of events, Amber Heard, 30, has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp, 52, and cites “irreconcilable differences” for the split. After their heart-felt apology video to Australia and the two weddings, this is a surprise. A super surprise. In fact, there are few things more shocking than this celebrity divorce, but I have collected them for you.
Prepare to have your minds blown.
1. Water is wet.
2. The Earth is roundish.
3. Diet and exercise will cause weight loss.
4. Unprotected sex can lead to pregnancy.
5. The sky is blue.
6. Only female mosquitoes bite.
7. Vaccines don’t cause autism.
8. One American dollar is equivalent to 100 American pennies.
9. 2 + 2 = 4
10. The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has worn out its welcome.
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