There is Another ... Snooki: The Jersey Shore is Spawning
"MTV went into crisis mode after they found out," said a source. "They're trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show. " The untitled new show has just begun taping and focuses on [Snooki and JWoww's] relationship as friends and roommates -- and whatever adventures come their way.
Such adventures! The whimsy of it all!
If you think MTV is acting like a soulless corporation, treating a woman's body like a "crisis," in their defense, on an episode which aired February 2, Snooki wastedly pissed all over herself in the middle of a dance floor at a club. So they clearly have a lot to lose here.
But don't worry about young Snickers. She has plans.
Polizzi has big plans for her pending mama-hood. A source close to her revealed there are proposals drafted for Polizzi to put her name on baby clothing, accessories (bibs, rattles, mobiles) and equipment (strollers, cribs).
Goody gumdrops. Sign me up.
For the record, the inevitable reality show about Snooki's motherhood will be latter-day "Teen Mom" times a zillion.
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