The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
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The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | January 24, 2013 | Comments ()


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I sat idly by as they used a sex tape to launch careers and lifestyle brands. I barely batted a lash when they spit in the face of marriage equality by pulling off that multimillion dollar wedding grift. I was stonefaced as they prepared to bring about (and will sell like it's a fragrance) the Unholy One.

But, I can sit no longer. For they have gone too far. The family responsible for countless reprehensible deeds and sins has finally gone too, too far.

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Oh. Hell. No.

Kendall Jenner, one of the Small Ones, and the one I'm fairly certain is Muppet Sleeves dared to tweet that "only old people" know who Jonathan Taylor Thomas is.

And I can simply not abide such hateful blasphemy.

You've done it now, Kardashians. First, you came for my dignity, and I did nothing, for I had no dignity. Then you came for our '90s child stars.

I need to be alone. Alone in a corner with a copy of Bop Magazine and a Fruit Roll-Up.





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