The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
I sat idly by as they used a sex tape to launch careers and lifestyle brands. I barely batted a lash when they spit in the face of marriage equality by pulling off that multimillion dollar wedding grift. I was stonefaced as they prepared to bring about (and will sell like it's a fragrance) the Unholy One.
But, I can sit no longer. For they have gone too far. The family responsible for countless reprehensible deeds and sins has finally gone too, too far.
Oh. Hell. No.
And I can simply not abide such hateful blasphemy.
You've done it now, Kardashians. First, you came for my dignity, and I did nothing, for I had no dignity. Then you came for our '90s child stars.
I need to be alone. Alone in a corner with a copy of Bop Magazine and a Fruit Roll-Up.
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Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
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