The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
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The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | January 24, 2013 | Comments ()


I sat idly by as they used a sex tape to launch careers and lifestyle brands. I barely batted a lash when they spit in the face of marriage equality by pulling off that multimillion dollar wedding grift. I was stonefaced as they prepared to bring about (and will sell like it's a fragrance) the Unholy One.

But, I can sit no longer. For they have gone too far. The family responsible for countless reprehensible deeds and sins has finally gone too, too far.


Oh. Hell. No.

Kendall Jenner, one of the Small Ones, and the one I'm fairly certain is Muppet Sleeves dared to tweet that "only old people" know who Jonathan Taylor Thomas is.

And I can simply not abide such hateful blasphemy.

You've done it now, Kardashians. First, you came for my dignity, and I did nothing, for I had no dignity. Then you came for our '90s child stars.

I need to be alone. Alone in a corner with a copy of Bop Magazine and a Fruit Roll-Up.

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