The Kardashians Finally Go Too Far
But, I can sit no longer. For they have gone too far. The family responsible for countless reprehensible deeds and sins has finally gone too, too far.
Oh. Hell. No.
And I can simply not abide such hateful blasphemy.
You've done it now, Kardashians. First, you came for my dignity, and I did nothing, for I had no dignity. Then you came for our '90s child stars.
I need to be alone. Alone in a corner with a copy of Bop Magazine and a Fruit Roll-Up.
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