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The Corpsiest People in Hollywood

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 18, 2011 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 18, 2011 |






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Something became incredibly apparent during the Golden Globes Sunday night (or "Golden Drobes" if you are not unlike Jeremy Irons and therefore able to blame it on the Henny): post-mortal-chic is so in this year. With Hollywood's finest looking ever increasingly like Buffy Summers mid-resurrection, I'm pretty sure 2011 is physical inertia's best year ever (not counting 2009 -- too soon?)

The Deadest People in Hollywood

Megan Fox

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Paz de la Huerta

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SWINTON

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Helena Bonham Carter, mostly due to resemblance to this man

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The area above Nicole Kidman's neck

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This woman's dignity

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Angelina Jolie, the inspiration for this post

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Him after being found by this totally straight man

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