That Time Patton Oswalt Told Adam Baldwin to Take 'Ayn Rand's Dick' Out Of His Mouth
I mean, you shouldn’t feed the trolls, but exceptions can be made:
Hi @pattonoswalt: Just found it a funny bit within a funny set. Have you done an update and visited your 2009 self? Happy Holidays!— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) December 2, 2014
.@AdamBaldwin If you'd take Ayn Rand's dick out of your mouth for two seconds, Adam, you'd notice the many uses of "what if" in the bit.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2014
@AdamBaldwin No update. It's how I felt at the time. I criticize him for drones & torture, praise him for gay rights & health care.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2014
@AdamBaldwin Sorry I lashed out earlier. But thanks for making me think up the phrase "Ayn Rand's dick." That was worth it.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2014
Oh, Patton. You softie. You should never apologize to Baldwin, for the very reason pointed out by this gentleman:
To sum: 1) The bit that Baldwin points to is still as funny as ever, even 5 years later, and 2) never, ever leave Twitter again, Oswalt.
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