That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say
"Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me." - Paris Hilton
"So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them." - Barbara Bush
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher." - Linda Evangelista
"I love California. I grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken. By the sea." - Jessica Simpson. She also frequently says "I don't wear maternity clothes" which gets my maternity pants wearing side-eye.
"Something something something RAPE." - Johnny Depp, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, etc., etc.
"I love Hitler." - John Galliano
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