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Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You | Comments (16)



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In the span of twenty days, Ted Williams went from Markie Post-haired homeless man to pop culture sensation to jail to Dr. Phil to rehab to not-in-rehab-anymore. It’s a fairly fascinating story and we’ve been watching the whole thing. Which is easy to do when it happens over a three week period.

Also, I’m not joking about this part:

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Back in the halcyon days of January 4th-5th, Ted was a mere YouTube sensation, not unlike Chocolate Rain, or the lion I’m pretty sure was trying to maul his former owners. Here’s Ted in simpler times.

In the brief time he’s been part of the cultural zeitgeist, that video, just that one, not counting the countless other rips and versions, has been viewed well over 10 million times. Everyone loves a story of redemption, and to watch the transformation and rescuing of another person.

And then they get chewed up, spit out and swivel-squished with the toes of our shoes.

Fame is a terrifying and mind-boggling creature. Not everyone who gets it can handle it. To be known by everyone, to be swarmed by reporters, to be stared at constantly, to hear nothing but “yes” and to receive anything you want without trying, to be adored and feared, fame is a wholly unnatural thing. And as it becomes simpler and simpler to attain, we’re seeing more people fall apart under its crushing blow.

Everyone wants to be rich and famous. Not everyone should be.

The entertainment world is full of addicts and others who suffer from one form of mental disease or defect or another. For some, they were thrust into the spotlight too young, and an undeveloped mind either began to form skewed, or they simply hadn’t yet begun to experience the signs of a condition to come. For others, the fame was the impetus, the trigger.

Hollywood: everyone was either born sick, or they got sick over time.

As windfall fame has become prevalent, mostly due to the internet and inexpensive reality television, we are seeing more people snap. We are able to watch them hit the top, then we are able to watch them completely disintegrate.

Everyone acts like wealth and fame is some incredible gift for which the recipients should feel eternally grateful, so much so they live a pure, chaste life to protect it, at least until it’s in our interest that they do not. But it isn’t. Fame is ugly. Particularly for those who aren’t stable as it is. Fame is a big Jenga game being built beneath your feet. The higher it goes, the more wobbly it gets, and the bigger the collapse will be.

Ted Williams is a homeless drug addict who abandoned his wife and family because he fell apart. After years, his dreams came true. All of them. And it was too much.

For some of us, everything we’ve ever wanted coming to pass are the kind of problems we want to have. For everyone else, I think we know Willy Wonka may have been lying. The boy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted may not have lived happily ever after. Maybe he did, or maybe the pressure and the dwindling self-worth mixed with the inflating ego exploded inside him until he combusted.









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Comments

I've been waiting for this to fall out since it first started. 15 minutes of fame dry up quick.

Posted by: Will at January 25, 2011 2:07 PM

Sorry, I haven't been paying any attention to this story. Nor do I desire to pay any attention to it.

Yes, it's a tragedy. But to snatch him off the street and catapult him into the media spotlight almost guaranteed that he'd end up drinking or drugging himself again.

Find him some quiet employment somewhere and let him alone. Let him pick up his life where he left it.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 25, 2011 2:09 PM

This is as brilliantly written as it is true and sad. The idea that you could ask a child what they want be to when they grow up, and they answer "Famous" makes my skin crawl.

I couldn't stand it. There are things about me I do not want the entire world to know. Hell, only my husband knows where the bodies are buried, and I only showed him as a warning.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 25, 2011 2:16 PM

Teehee, Replacements reference.

Posted by: Blank at January 25, 2011 2:17 PM

That lion was totally not tryin' to murder those guys!

He had a heart filled with rainbows dammit!

Posted by: Murderbot at January 25, 2011 2:21 PM

Yes, the Wanderer--find him some quiet employment. How I wich that several hacktors and Celebrities would simmer down for awhile, in private of course.

Posted by: EllenP at January 25, 2011 2:23 PM

"After years, his dreams came true. All of them. And it was too much."

Huh? I guess I haven't been following this story closely enough. What happened exactly to indicate it was "too much"?

Posted by: JohnnyBee at January 25, 2011 2:41 PM

I would be a-okay with being rich and anonymous. In fact, I'd even take debt free and comfortable. It's not like I need a jetpack... yet.

Posted by: jM at January 25, 2011 2:53 PM

The door wasn't slammed shut. He kicked it shut on the way out.

Posted by: khia213 at January 25, 2011 2:54 PM

Ok, nevermind... did my research. I always only half-read paragraphs when they're broken up by large graphics and youtube embeds. My fault.

Posted by: JohnnyBee at January 25, 2011 3:08 PM

Honestly, when I first saw the tagline for this post I was confused, because the picture of a hobo is not what I think of when I hear "Ted Williams".

Since this is Pajiba, I should explain: Ted Williams was a man who played baseball very well about 60 years ago.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at January 25, 2011 4:17 PM

I don't think FAME changes people. I can't believe Im going to quote Oprah, but I will. Hey, she said it perfectly.

"Fame just shines a spotlight on the person you've always been." Or something like that.

Ted Williams is a perfect example of that.

Posted by: junierizzle at January 25, 2011 5:34 PM

Metaphor might not be a strong enough word to describe Mr. Williams. A normal society doesn’t let its citizenry stand on the corner and beg for nickels then days later sit atop Rockefeller Center announcing the day’s guest for its morning show. The only thing missing from this whole bizarre mess is Rod Serling.

Posted by: Pooke at January 25, 2011 7:34 PM

I'm old enought to remember when fame was a byproduct of talent and not its Ersatz.
Now stand up and give me your tram seat!*
(as an urban dweller I lack a lawn to order kids away from)

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