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It's The Final Countdown: Dennis Miller's Mean Jokes About Michelle Wolf Are Due Tomorrow

By Mieka Strawhorn | Celebrity | May 1, 2018 |

By Mieka Strawhorn | Celebrity | May 1, 2018 |


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The internet has a long memory (but a surprisingly short attention span), which is bad news for Dennis Miller, who promised an unspecified number of “brutally mean” jokes about Michelle Wolf by tomorrow, Wednesday, May 2nd, 2018. Lovers of jokes across the land are eagerly awaiting the moment they wake up tomorrow to find a cornucopia of clever and timely jokes scattered around the Miller Tree (it’s like a Christmas tree but with more bark and is decorated with faux outrage instead of tinsel). People are so excited in fact, that an official countdown clock has been set up to mark each agonizing second that passes before Jolly Old St. Miller bestows us with his wit and wisdom.

As we wait, a festive holiday air permeates Twitter.


Ok, so maybe it’ll be more like Halloween. The beauty of it is, we don’t know what to expect! All we can do is hope and pray we’ve been good enough these past *checks clock* three days (seriously, the WHCD was only 3 days ago?!) to deserve a stocking (or pillowcase, depending on which holiday analogy you prefer) full of Dennis’s best Michelle Wolf zingers. If we were bad, we’ll get a lump of coal (or a box of raisins, see above) and Michelle gets to live out the rest of her days never knowing what Dennis Miller really thinks.

But for now…




Mieka is a staff contributor. You can follow her on Twitter.



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