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Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You | Comments (23)



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On Sunday, TMZ broke the story that Tila Tequila, she of short-lived MySpace and shorter-lived MTV fame, was attacked at the Gathering of the Juggaloes. This was like a Mad Libs of stupid, and due to TMZ’s dubious source (Tila Tequila), no one really believed it. When the other sources started coming forward, such as a police officer at the event and a sweet gentleman from Insane Clown Posse by the name of Violent J, people believed it, and went from “bitch is lying” to “bitch deserved it.”

That’s… pretty fucked up. Let’s examine.

If you are blissfully uneducated in the ways of Tila Tequila, that means you’ve lead a goodly life and you have been rewarded. I’ll catch you up. Basically, Tila started out as a naked person and got a reality show for it. Since then, she’s had to come up with new and creative ways of remaining relevant, such as: faking abuse from boyfriend Shane Merriman, faking a lesbian engagement with now deceased socialite Casey Johnson, faking a baby with her brother, faking a baby from an unnamed rapper, faking a baby from a Russian adoption agency, faking a baby from aforementioned fake lesbian engagement, faking a miscarriage over Twitter (no, seriously, she livetweeted her fake miscarriage), and various other outbursts of crazy.

There are three possibilities here. 1) She is actually nutsack crazy. 2) She is pretending to be crazy to be famous. 3) She is actually severely mentally ill and she is desperate to stay famous.

If it’s that third one, this is scary. This is where entertainment has lead us. We as a gossip-watching world are fascinated by crazy. Whether it be Britney Spears shaving her head and locking her child in the bathroom, or Lindsay Lohan stealing a car, taking three guys hostage and leading police in a car chase while high on coke, we are completely intoxicated by the mental unwellness of the rich and famous.

There are two kinds of caps lock FAMOUS (by this I mean people who are trying to be in the limelight, not proper actors who happen to be famous, though there is some overlap - see Jessica Biel): there are people who started out fine and have been made crazy by the famous (see Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson, and listen to Kevin Smith’s Prince story). Then there are the kind of people who are crazy enough to desperately need to be famous and who are willing to do anything to get it. Reality television producers discovered the latter category and have been milking their desperation ever since.

There is no way Tila Tequila is mentally fit or aware enough to decide what shirt to put on in the morning, let alone to decide to perform at an event populated by America’s biggest idiot dipshits wearing clown makeup. If she were our sister or cousin, we’d be hospitalizing her. But she is famous. So we laugh at her. And yes, perhaps this is her doing. Perhaps she is really just a hateful human being who wants our attention and is doing whatever it takes to get it. But I think back to people I’ve known in real life. I knew a girl in grade school who pretended she had cancer. I knew a girl in high school who pretended her father abused her. I knew a girl in college who faked a terminal illness for four solid years. What separates these obviously unwell girls from Tila Tequila except for a few thousand Twitter followers?

There is a fine line between famewhore and sick. When we laugh at both, who’s the sick one?

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Comments

I don't laugh. I ignore. She's a moron but what happened at the ICP concert is disgusting and all involved should be purged.

Posted by: TylerDFC at August 17, 2010 2:31 PM

I have to disagree with you here. Yes, there are people who will fake a crisis to get attention (Munchausens direct and by proxy) in the ordinary world. But when someone is doing it for financial gain (at the end of the day, these "celebrities" make money out of appearances and being known), then it's far more calculated and, I feel, insulting to the genuinely mentally ill to lump them all in together.
There are some mentally ill celebrities of course (I believe Michael Jackson was one), but it shouldn't be assumed that every time a fame whore has (or stages) a crazy attention-getting moment he/she is really mentally ill.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 17, 2010 2:35 PM

Indeed. My roommate and I talked about this last night, briefly, and he said in conclusion, "Couldn't have happened to a nicer person." I wasn't really sure what that meant, but it struck me as pretty dang cruel.

But, really, what's to be expected when the unstoppable force of crazy meets an immovable object of idiocy?

Posted by: RobP at August 17, 2010 2:38 PM

Y'know, I lived for a while with family in the suburb of Detroit from which ICP hails (apparently). Their family home was literally around the block from my family's house. I had no idea who they are until one day, among the perfectly landscaped lawns and the brick McMansions, is this giant bus with all their bizarre imagery painted all over it. I have a really hard time with their "anger" knowing that these jerks come from the most priveleged, whitest of whitebread neighborhoods in Michigan. If they came from Detroit, I'd understand. I'm just everlastingly sick of white upper class doofuses raging against their priveleged lives.

Posted by: meh at August 17, 2010 2:40 PM

I am relived to read this, frankly. Reading everyone's comments about that 'concert' and what happened to Tila made my head spin. These same people, my beloved Pajibans, who had recently debated over our "blame culture" and "rape culture" in Dr. Pisaster's thread were not only laughing at this person, but spouting that she deserved her suffering.

Whether or not she is certifiable, she needs to be protected from herself.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 17, 2010 2:45 PM

And here I thought Juggaloes was a wet T-Shirt contest in Western New York.

Posted by: bleujayone at August 17, 2010 2:50 PM

You seem to be implying that she was lying about the attack -- yet nowhere in this piece do you state definitively, with evidence, whether or not it actually happened. So did it happen or not?

Posted by: sansho1 at August 17, 2010 2:53 PM

I think even doing a follow-up piece like this is part of the problem. It’s pretty obvious, so in a sense it capitalizes on what happened to her. Whereas, if people ignore Tila Tequila, as so many many people do, she would eventually be forced to search out some other kind of life, get help, whatever, suffer or thrive outside of any kind of D-list spotlight like most people have to do.

Posted by: Harry Coverts at August 17, 2010 3:29 PM

Shawne* Merriman

Posted by: THRILLHO at August 17, 2010 4:08 PM

Fuck Merriman. He doesn't deserve to have his name spelled right.

I have, for however long it's been, been pretty much completely ignorant of Ms... um... Tequila (really? sheesh). I learned more about her in this article than I ever knew.

For that, Courtney, I will never forgive you.

Posted by: TK at August 17, 2010 4:15 PM

I keep reading "juggalos" as "jiggaboos" and chiming in with, "... tryin' to find somethin' to do!"

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at August 17, 2010 4:38 PM

My theory on this, and I've done no research to back it up, is that certain mental disorders could raise the likelihood that someone would seek out a life of fame and recognition, so that the proportion of mentally ill in "the industry" is higher than that of the general population. And if that were the case we would see these issues more often in famous people, both because they're happening more frequently and because the afflicted are making sure everyone is constantly focused on them. These could include some of the personality disorders, like narcissism and borderline personality, but also the disorders that elicit delusions of grandiosity such as being bipolar or something else that induces bouts of mania. So while it's easy to say it's their own damn fault, I have to wonder how much this is true, which means that I usually end up in the 'feeling sorry for them' camp more often than not. My thought on this specific case is that this is one very mentally ill individual, and in the general population she'd probably be subject to the same treatment as others who are severely mentally ill, which means she'd be homeless and living with the atrocities that come with that.

Posted by: katy at August 17, 2010 4:53 PM

I don't believe Tila "deserved" what happened to her and I am not laughing at her misery. At the same time I have zero sympathy for her plight. She is a victim of her own stupidity and fame-whoringness. She preformed at a venue that any idiot would foresee as being hostile. When things started to get out of hand, as the video shows, she took off here top and taunted the audience. How the hell am I suppose to sympathize with that. Not only was she putting herself in danger but others around her by inflaming the riot.

Posted by: Sack Lodge at August 17, 2010 5:36 PM

They even had the nerve to throw shit at Method Man. The man is a founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan for gods sake and they are there to go crazy for fucking clowns. Give me a break. They should all choke on their shitty make-up.

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at August 17, 2010 6:19 PM

This was like a Mad Libs of stupid

I love you so much.

Posted by: Jerce at August 17, 2010 7:37 PM

I'd be very interest to find out just how it came to be that Tila Tequila ended up in front of that audience. Was it her representatives that approached the people putting together the "Gathering" or was it the producers of said Gathering who called her up.

It's easy to look down on her for her fame-whoring ways. And again, I ask what I asked yesterday: who was looking out for her that didn't raise the issue of what kind of event this was. Would Justin Beiber have gotten a similar reaction? Yes. Would his management allow him within 2 states of Juggalo Central? Hell no.

Posted by: Fredo at August 17, 2010 8:04 PM

I don't agree with what happened to Tila, and I certainly didn't cheer. But I absorbed enough about her through gossip osmosis following the death of her 'fiance' to conclude she is completely devoid of decency, empathy or compassion.

I don't proclaim to be an expert on mental illness, but I think it does every person who suffers a mental illness to decide that Tila, who blatantly sold the death of the woman she supposedly loved for her own personal gain, must be doing that because she's 'mentally ill'.

If you judge her purely on the evidence provided by her actions, her 'mental illness' appears to be extreme narcissim to the point of having no regard for any other human being. Yes, that is a syndrome. But at the risk of being pendantic, there's a difference between a syndrome (collection of negative behaviours/symptoms) and an illness (a physical malfunction).

Posted by: ScienceGeek at August 17, 2010 8:07 PM

but it shouldn't be assumed that every time a fame whore has (or stages) a crazy attention-getting moment he/she is really mentally ill.

But where is the line drawn? When I see somebody going to such extreme lengths for a few minutes of attention, my radar goes off. If she was more the Jackass/Jersey Shore type (where getting drunk/laid/injured on your own show), then I could agree that she is a sane if despicable person.

But when she decides that faking several pregnancies or saying you were lesbian lovers with a dead woman (or for another one, putting yourself through multiple plastic surgeries in order to "fix" whatever was "wrong"), something else is going on. Maybe not full-blown mental disorder, but some sort of disconnect with human emotion bordering on sociopathy.

But back to the point of the article: I don't know what the answer is. If we give them the attention, they will continue doing stupid crap. If we ignore them, they will continue doing stupid crap. If we shout them down, they...well, you get the picture. It is a lose-lose situation.

Probably the best thing to do is to write these folks off and try and change things so that no one else gets drawn into that flame.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 17, 2010 10:54 PM

There is some pretty substantial argument that many of these "celebrity" types actually suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder. I know I'm playing armchair psychologist, but I took three psyc classes in college so I know what I'm talking about!

From the DSM VI:
"The essential feature of Borderline Personality Disorder is a pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image, and affects, and marked impulsivity that begins by early adulthood and is present in a variety of contexts.

Individuals with Borderline Personality Disorder make frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment (Criterion 1). The perception of impending separation or rejection, or the loss of external structure, can lead to profound changes in self-image, affect, cognition, and behavior. These individuals are very sensitive to environmental circumstances...These abandonment fears are related to an intolerance of being alone and a need to have other people with them."

More here: http://www.borderlinepersonalitytoday.com/main/dsmiv.htm

Posted by: Rebecca at August 17, 2010 10:56 PM

She was not Merriman's girlfriend, just happened to be at one of his parties. Now I need to go google Juggaloes and clown stuff because I am clueless....

Posted by: balenga at August 18, 2010 1:34 AM

Bahahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Chris at August 18, 2010 9:40 AM

I sometimes wonder how Frances Farmer would have done in today's world.

Posted by: Pat C at August 18, 2010 7:05 PM

Coming from a family with a lot of diagnosed mental illness (mother has bipolar, father is paranoid psychotic, and more once you start getting into the relatives) I do find myself wondering, perhaps naively, isn't there such a thing as just being plain old crazy anymore?

Posted by: dahlia6 at August 19, 2010 1:40 AM