Shirtless, 48-Year-Old Vin Diesel Is Basically Garbage Now
This photo of 48-year-old Vin Diesel showing off his “Dad bod” has been making the rounds today and I know you’re all looking at Diesel’s naked torso and thinking, “The horror!”
How does Vin Diesel even live with himself? He looks so ghastly and normal, like a common person who has aged naturally and allowed his metabolism to slow to a normal rate and didn’t lift 400 pounds of iron off his body 12 times in sets of three this morning before he rolled out of bed and drank a shake that largely consisted of green and grey powders before running six miles wearing a trash bag to sweat out all the impurities.
How could you let yourself go like that, Vin? How could you allow yourself a few months in between films to walk as a mere mortal among the rest of us?
Oh, hey! Look! Vin has an outie! Cute!
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