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David Brooks is the ♫ Wo-o-o-orst ♫

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | July 11, 2017 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | July 11, 2017 |


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Here are excerpts from the last two columns from the NYTimes conservative-ish columnist, David Brooks. I provide them without comment:

From The Golden Age of Bailing:

It’s clear we’re living in a golden age of bailing. All across America people are deciding on Monday that it would be really fantastic to go grab a drink with X on Thursday. But then when Thursday actually rolls around they realize it would actually be more fantastic to go home, flop on the bed and watch Carpool Karaoke videos. So they send the bailing text or email: “So sorry! I’m gonna have to flake on drinks tonight. Overwhelmed. My grandmother just got bubonic plague …”

From How We Are Ruining America:

Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

Reminder: The NYTimes fired 100 copy editors earlier this month.


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