Oscar Isaac Eats Cheetos with Chopsticks--Hipster Nonsense or Culinary Innovation?
Nothing sets the internet/our nethers ablast quite like Oscar Isaac. But this photo…is controversial.
Twitter was at once confused and intrigued by this image, and questioned Isaac’s whole deal. But not I. Not I.
Because he can’t strum you a tender tune with cheese fingers.
Because he doesn’t want to get orange dust all over that sweet kitty kat.
Because, come on, Finn doesn’t need Poe’s Cheeto smears all over his blaster, if you know what I mean, and what I mean is his penis. The blaster is his penis.
So I’m coming in firmly on Team Chopsticks. Pick a side, people.
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