Miley-Porn Enthusiasts Won't Be Disappointed In These Images From Her 'Bangerz' Tour
I used to attend a lot of sh*tty hair-metal concerts back in the day. I’ve seen Poison. I’ve seen Motley Crue, and KISS, and Winger, and Slaughter, and Trixter, and a bunch of lesser known sh*tty hair metal bands you’ve probably never heard of. One of the things that characterized the music videos of these bands, and occasionally, their concerts, were the women the bands would trot out for our ogling pleasure. They’d be dressed in bikinis or leather, locked up in a cage, or thrown into a pit for men to gawk at and, in some cases, grind up on. They had no voice in these productions: They were just meat thrown into a lion’s den for the feasting eyes of men with mullets, cigarette lighters, and body odor.
While you might gawk or tsk or express outrage or even just roll your eyes at the (maybe NSFW) images that have come out of Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour, there ought to be one thing we can all appreciate about them: Miley ain’t nobody’s f*cking meat. She’s not a voiceless participant being subjugated by lousy musicians with guitars and sleeveless Iron Maiden T-shirts. Whether you like what she’s doing or not, at least she’s owning it.
Miley Cyrus is 21 years old, and she can do whatever the hell she feels like. If she wants to emulate a blow job with a Bill Clinton impersonator, ride around on a hot dog, fondle herself on top of a car, or roll around in money while she sings mostly harmless pop songs, more power to the woman. There’s a big f*cking difference between Miley Cyrus in these photos and Bobbi Brown in the Cherry Pie video, and as Miley would say, I think that’s pretty awesome.
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