Michael Jackson Made a Surprise Appearance During a Lightning Storm This Week

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | June 26, 2015 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | June 26, 2015 |


On the 6th year anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson — King of Pop, second son of God, transcendent musician, alleged pedophile — made a surprise return appearance in the skies over Virginia during a lightning storm.

As you can see in the above photo, that is clearly Michael Jackson and not just some coincidental configuration of clouds. As we all know, there is no such thing as coincidence. Also, there is no such thing as a free lunch. I learned this from The Secret.

Some say it is only an illusion, but illusions are just thoughts, and thoughts are energy, and energy cannot be destroyed, therefore the illusion is immortal. God is clearly speaking to you through the image of a dead icon. He is telling you not to eat that pop tart.

Put it down.



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