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Lindsay Lohan Has Some Thoughts on 9/11...and PETA...and Michael Jackson...And Angelina Jolie Maybe

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | September 15, 2015 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | September 15, 2015 |


Allegedly, Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to be at TIFF but it didn’t happen. According to Page Six, an event organizer said, “the timing did not work out for everyone to get to Toronto.” Page Six seems to think this means Canada wouldn’t let Lohan in because of her criminal record which is as freckled as her tiny precious face in The Parent Trap. That’s possible. Equally possible, Lohan just didn’t show up on account of being Lindsay Lohan. We may never know. What does she have to say on the matter? Nothing, unless the answer lie in the free-form beat monologue she posted on Instagram.

It’s a thing. I genuinely don’t know what else to say about it.

they always come back. I love you NYC πŸ’‹they always come back. I love you NYC πŸ’‹ #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed πŸ”Ίto stand tough. Black or white - in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats —- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring… πŸ™ #UnitedNations

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Just in case that didn’t embed properly on your device or you need a solid re-read, here is the text:

they always come back. I love you NYC [lips emoji] they always come back. I love you NYC [lips emoji] #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed [pink triangle emoji] to stand tough. Black or white - in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ &; #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats —- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… [prayer hands emoji] #UnitedNations

I…don’t know. I don’t know what I’m looking at. I think it’s a poem? I don’t know. I don’t know. I think…I don’t know.

A couple weeks ago, I had minor surgery. The painkillers I was on made me feel very not right. Everytime I turned my head it was like Star Wars wipes and my limbs were heavy and my hair was spiders. And this Instagram post is actually a perfect representation of what it felt like in my head.

So…what are we thinking here? Because it could be drugs, it could be that she really believes that was a thought-provoking and artistic expression of staggering genius or it’s possible that the time has come to finally put Lohan in the “do not mock” box for reasons of sadness. It could be all three. I don’t know. Because at what point does a story become sad? I knew it with Britney and Amanda Bynes. But with cases like Lohan and Charlie Sheen, they are also clearly ill, but they are also clearly assholes. Is that the line? Is there a line? I genuinely don’t know anymore. I think that poem(?) broke me.

She also posted this:

So I don’t know. I don’t know. You guys? I don’t know. All I do know? The Photoshop game remains strong (good eye, @CharlotteBrontesaurus).


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