Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!
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Let's Play '90s Child Star Mad Libs with Andrew Keegan!

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | May 29, 2013 | Comments ()



Okay. [male '90s heartthrob] was banned from [location] for [adjective] [activity] with [object].

I'll play "Andrew Keegan was banned from an LA bar for drunkenly beating up club bouncers with a motorized skateboard."


Guys, ain't no party like a '90s child star party because a '90s child star party is the hottest damn mess since Lucille Austero.

Yesterday, [fellow '90s child star] wrote a [adjective] and [adjective] article for [popular internet comedy site] Mara Wilson wrote a thoughtful and hilarious article for Cracked, positing the various reasons why child stars lose it. And her piece was so understanding and empathetic that I feel freed from my usual soapbox and am today able to just laugh at people. HUZZAH!

Let's make like it's junior high and admire '90s Andrew Keegan. Would that we all could ride with him off into the sunset on his motorized skateboard.






UGH, remember that time he totally stood Stephanie up for the school dance and Danny gave him a piece of his dad mind? The family friendly angst of it all!











Oh my god, he's basically an infant in this, wtf was wrong with '90s teen magazines, gross.


You've aged well, boo boo. Just...ya know...maybe ride a bike or something.

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  • Palaeologos

    In the next to last picture, all I could think was "Come for me, Gmork!"

  • Even Stevens

    He looks pensive in that last photo, which is a shame because I bet he was going for thoughtful.

  • googergieger

    You know who I always liked? That dude from Brink. So much so, I didn't even bother to google the name.

  • Sofia

    Oh, Brad Renfro... I had such a crush on him.

  • Bodhi

    I did too. Seeing that cover made me a little sad, actually

  • DeltaJuliet

    That picture of him with his shirt off is....creepy......

  • Mrs. Julien

    The one in your avatar is, as always, delicious.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    oh wow.... OH yeah! .......

  • DeltaJuliet

    Ohhhh yes. Yes it is.

  • Ami

    I am about 97% certain I owned (and cherished) that issue of Bop with the delightful group of gentlemen on the cover. (RIP Brad Renfro). I loved me some Bop back in 6th grade.

  • Margrete

    Ten Things I Hate About You will forever be my ultimate teen movie. Therefor I will always love him and his assholeness.

  • iamuhura

    Andrew Keegan is also in my favorite movie of all time - "The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy". Also starring a young Zach Braff, a lovely Timothy Olyphant, and Dean Cain illustrating why he should play dumb, pretty, and gay more often. Bonus: John Mahoney!

  • koko temur

    Olyphant just can help himself from being lovely, isnt he?

  • Bodhi

    The movie O was filmed in my old high school & a lot of my classmates were extras. One of my friends played Andrew Keegan's lab partner & she said he was a complete asshole.

    I'm sure that is just as shocking to everyone here as it was 13 years ago, haha.

    Hes still awfully pretty

  • Bert_McGurt

    And the award for most successful movie career of the people on that magazine cover goes to...Mariah? What.

    Although I'm sure JTT could land some plum roles if he decided to act again. Actually, dude would probably do a pretty decent turn as Han Solo's kid if they decided to go that way with Episode VII.

  • clatie

    I have never heard of this person. Hope he figures it out.

  • BWeaves

    Me, either.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Please feel free to come join me on my lawn for a nice daquiri.

  • simplysarah

    I just resorted back to my 13 year old self looking at those pictures. That boy was fine. Still fine. I forgot what my original point was.

  • Bedewcrock

    I looooooooooooooooooved Camp Nowhere. Loved.

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