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Leslie Jones, Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Sexiest Teacher Alive Are in a Three-Way Twitter Love Connection

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | October 17, 2016 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | October 17, 2016 |


Nicholas Ferroni is a teacher who People named the Sexiest Teacher Alive, thanks to his teachings on LGBT equality…

…gender equality…

…and, you know, his general ba-bowmness.

Thank you again @johnarsenaultphoto!

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Well this teacher with a heart of gold and abs of steel commented on a recent SNL sketch featuring Lin-Manuel Miranda as one of those substitute teachers who saw Dead Poet’s Society way too many times and wants the students to eschew what “they” have to say (“who is they? And please, be specific.”)

And Leslie Jones heard the call of the sexy. And she reacted appropriately.

And then Lin was Lin because Lin can only be Lin and Lin is a precious gem.

Then Leslie gave up because UGH MEN JUST CAN’T HANDLE A STRONG WOMAN SMH.

But then…a shift.

Leslie, I hope you got yourself some super hot buff sexy woke teacher action and I hope it was everything you dreamed and if you didn’t, FUCK THAT, somewhere out there is a hotter buffer sexier woker teacher. GET. IT. GIRL.