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Jon Stewart Breaks Down The Shit Show That Is The Republican Presidential Race

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | July 2, 2015 |

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | July 2, 2015 |


There are currently 18 hopefuls running for the Republican nomination for president in 2016. That’s more contenders than any decent reality show would allow. So to get our attention, these wannabes are doing all kinds of crazy shit, like announcing their runs via Nanny Cams, or with insane racist propaganda, or by auditioning for The Simpsons.

If only I was joking.

We’re just thankful we still have Jon Stewart to shine a light on this lunacy, declaring this “10 pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.”

Kristy Puchko wishes this field would be narrowed by a very special episode of Wipeout.



Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter, and hear her sound off about movies and feminism on the Slashfilmcast.



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