John Oliver Would Make A Terrible Criminal (For Charity)
I am so thrilled that Last Week Tonight turned out to be as good as it is. In addition to filling part of the Jon-Stewart-shaped holes in our hearts, it’s given us more amazing segments than I could cover here, and a contender for Pajiba 10 2015.
But mostly I’m thrilled because it’s save John Oliver from a life of petty crime. And, guys, he would be a terrible, terrible criminal.
But, wow, he’s still a significantly better criminal than that poor teacher. Seriously nobody involved in this quit your day jobs.
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