In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich
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In Stark (hee) Contrast to Bieber, the Real Joffrey Just Enjoys a Good Sandwich

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | October 4, 2013 | Comments ()


He doesn’t need to be carried to historic monuments on the shoulders of his servants. All Joffrey needs is a delicious sandwich or two.



This has been “King Joffrey Enjoys Sandwiches,” hopefully a new weekly feature.


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  • BlackRabbit

    Just offscreen is a blind orphan who can smell but not see the sandwiches.

  • DaveC

    I was getting coffees in a local shop last Wednesday. I turn around and King Joffrey was standing in the queue, right behind me. Hard to describe how immediately terrifying yet awesome it was. I wanted to say he was awesome in GoT but.. y'know, fear.

  • BlackRabbit

    I would have curtseied, and I'm a guy.

  • DaveC

    know what's even stranger? After work on that same day I was walking home and Davos Seaworth walked right past me. I was kind of staring in disbelief which probably warranted his scowl. Man has a great scowl.

  • BlackRabbit

    I want to move to your neighborhood now.

  • DeaconG

    Whatever you do, do not leave this kid alone in either Philly, New York, Miami or New Orleans unless you want to see him become The Blimp from the Inferior Five!

  • Ben

    Joffery is still my faveiourte character in the show, he's just so good at being an evil little shit.

  • Aaron Schulz

    man, those sandwiches look amazing, id slap him for one

  • VohaulsRevenge

    "I'm not hungry!!!"

  • Mrcreosote

    Can you make a sandwich out of hopes, dreams and someone's beloved pet? Because that would be Joffrey's sandwich.

  • Zen

    What an adorable boy; and I gotta say, he's doing a hell of a job with Joffrey. I continually marvel at how well cast GoT has been.

  • Mrespiritu

    Totally fake. Here's the real photo

  • A. Nonny Mouse

    You get all of the up-votes.

  • Bert_McGurt
  • PerpetualIntern

    I clicked on this, hoping against hope that it was real.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Oh, sorry about that! Didn't even realize it had hyperlinked itself.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    A small consolation: The Inn at the Crossroads

  • Ooh! They're awesome!

  • John W

    Alright foodies with sharp eyes what kind of sandwiches are those?

  • Was thinking short ribs?

  • Hang Sangidge

    The cafe is The Pepper Pot in Dublin. The sandwiches are sausage sandwiches and they taste as good as they look.

  • Kris

    As long as they're not something gross like tongue, I will happily volunteer to take a bite and report back. Is it lunchtime yet?

  • Some Guy

    Why is tongue gross but every other scrap of meat that identifies as cold cuts gets a free pass? At least you know where the tongue comes from.

  • Some Guy

    Unless we're referring to the tongue belonging to that poor minstrel from season one...

  • Kris

    That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

  • Given the appalling shit from roadside carts and gas stations I shovel into my piehole, I don't know that I really qualify as a 'foody' but they look like roast beef sandwiches, or possibly portobello mushroom.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Okay... I think those are sliced dead whore and beheaded foe sandwiches... with a side of Barathian bastards. There might be some other condiments... Maybe.

  • Sean

    Also, those are some great looking sandwiches.

  • Sean

    As I have said in earlier GoT posts...I feel sorry for the kid. He is never going to be able to act again. No one will ever see him as anything but the monster Joffrey.

  • MrMinion

    Assuming his plans haven't changed he doesn't want to be an actor forever, anyway. He wants enough to study to become a professor of philosophy and then get out ahead of his game. I hope he makes it.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Bless his smiley little face. The difference between Joffrey and him is as intense as my levels of caring about Brienne of Tarth and Jon Snow.

  • luthien26

    One is named Sansawich. The other is Sandorwich. He's planning on torturing them both.

  • Batesian

    Don't you see?! Joffery is smiling because of the terrible, terrible things he's about to do to that sandwich while the other sandwich watches in impotent terror.

  • PerpetualIntern

    Sigh. Where's EE when we need it?!

  • Sherry

    Okay, I did a spit-take. Thank you. [reminds self to not read comments while drinking coffee]

  • John G.

    He's going to chop the crusts off those sandwiches and feed them to Sansa

  • Pat Sponaugle

    I'm a fan of Joffrey's villainy (in that I find him a great villain, not that I'm pro-prostitute-pincushioning), but I'm also a fan of Gleeson, who by all accounts appears to be a cool dude.

  • Billybob

    In pretty much every single episode commentary, when Joffrey first appears on screen, the people doing the commentary sidetrack to talk about how great Jack Gleeson is, and how he's nothing like Joffrey, and how he smokes a pipe and is super-smart and awesome you guys.

    It charms me, every time.

  • Aaron Schulz

    i imagine they have to do that so he doesnt have things thrown at him on the street

  • BendinIntheWind

    It's amazing how far he can reach the opposite ends of my emotional spectrum - every time he's in character, I want to punch him in the face. Every time he's out in the wild, I want to hug him.

  • Jerce

    I hope he eats both of those. He's too thin.

  • Danar the Barbarian

    That is a real, sweet, honest smile on his face. I love it.

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