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If You Do Not Meet the Standards of Good Christian Katy Perry, She Will Throw Your Ass Under the Bus

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 5, 2014 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 5, 2014 |

Before I say this, I must remind you of the following: a) Katy Perry used to be a blond singer of Christian music named Katy Hudson before her management realized perpetuating faux-lesbian culture (as well as Asian and Muslim cultures) was much more profitable, and b) she has stated that she is “not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women” which is the definition of feminism.

So it is not particularly shocking that she has decided to speak out in “ew grody girl tongue” disgust about Miley Cyrus, who she recently kissed on camera at a concert.

“I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do, and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away,” Perry said.

“God knows where that tongue has been,” she joked. “We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!”

If you were wondering where Katy’s tongue has been most recently, I have three words for you: David Duke cock.

Of course, this isn’t the first time Katy Perry has spoken out against her peers in the industry, particularly Cyrus.

“I do see myself becoming this, whatever, inspiration out of default right now, ‘cause it’s such a strange world. Like females in pop - everybody’s getting naked. I mean, I’ve been naked before but I don’t feel like I have to always get naked to be noticed. But it’s interesting to see.”

Yeah, guys, you don’t need to get naked to be noticed.


Listen to Katy. It’s all about the art.


I mean really. When you’re talented, why try to get so much attention with what you’re wearing? Who needs to try that hard?


I realize that the world of young female pop stars is not one of solidarity and sisterhood. But, for so many reasons, UGH, Katy Perry, you’re the worst. This is not very “Roar” of you (in terms of message, at least. It is very “Roar” in terms of utter shittiness.)

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