Idris Elba Tells Kimmel He Doesn't Want to Scare the World with His Giant...Microphone

By Cindy Davis | Celebrities Are Better than You | August 27, 2014 | Comments ()


Idris paid Jimmy Kimmel Live a visit last night, and after some polite latrine etiquette talk, the discussion naturally led to that giant lump in Idris’ pants. Let’s be honest, what else were any of us really interested in anyway? Kimmel brought up the fact that Elba chose to address the photo via Twitter — “I didn’t want to scare the world” — and then our man, Luther once again tried to explain away the fact that “God loves you.” Then they got to the part where Kimmel asked if *it* talks, and now the world really is frightened.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) isn’t sure she could handle a real talking dick.

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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned

  • Todd Sikkema

    How quickly y'all have forgotten about Jon Hamm.

  • Drake

    Well, mine doesn't talk, but it sure is bossy.

  • mernymerlyn

    I'm choosing to believe that it was not a microphone. That is a beautiful man.

  • emmalita

    Worth it for the header alone.

  • BlackRabbit

    It's like a sexy Superman pose. Not that I find him attractive. Or that I don't not find him attractive.

  • emmalita

    I find him attractive. No question. Unlike Superman, he's not teasing us with a full body tight suit. He's teasing us with bare nekkidness! Woof!

    Or Roar!

  • Benny Gesserit

    The lions are loose. News at 11.

  • BlackRabbit

    So no review of "Me & Him" coming up anytime soon, Cindy?

  • emmalita

    Live Blogging the 80's!

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