Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us
While we were all sitting around complaining about/marveling over the Oscars, Norman Reedus and Ian Somerhalder had a better idea. They were flinging beads off a parade float in New Orleans.
They were named Grand Marshalls of the Endymion parade, because what better representatives could you choose for anything than Daryl and Boone? Seriously, I challenge you.
The two took over Esquire’s Instagram account.
Which is fun, but not quite as entertaining as Paul F. Tompkins taking over Esquire’s Twitter account during the Oscars (he called out every “bow-tie” coward in that room!).
Norman is suspiciously absent from the Esquire page, but one look at his own posts gives us an indication of the state he may have been in.
It’s the state we would all be in, were we in New Orleans right now.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)