Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | February 24, 2014 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | February 24, 2014 |

I’m not one to condone violence, and quite honestly, I’m surprised that uncooked Tofu can batter a man without falling apart, but the Paparazzo that Sam Worthington punched in the face probably deserved it.

Why? Because the paparazzo — probably to get a better angle on Worthington — kicked Sam’s girlfriend in the shins, leaving a bruise. Why anyone would want so badly to get a photo of Sam Worthington is something of a mystery, since plaque is more interesting than he is. Nevertheless, the photographer was also arrested, and while Worthington — who was merely trying to enjoy a drink with his girlfriend at a bar in New York — was charged with assault for the laceration he left on the photographers’s nose, the photographer himself was charged with assault, reckless endangerment and harassment.

Note to Alec Baldwin: If you’d just kept your mouth shut instead of rattling off offensive words and punched the member of paparazzi, you’d be hailed as a hero instead of a bigot.


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