Hideous Fatty Jennifer Lawrence Photoshopped to be Worthy of Human Sight
The problem with Jennifer Lawrence is that she’s totally unrelatable, no one likes her and she’s disgusting. Don’t worry—Canada’s Flare Magazine is here to help.
I mean, straightening a wrinkled skirt? Totally. Darkening that fug belt? Whatevs. But…they moved her hairline. They gave her the cheekbones of Jocelyn Wildenstein. They lowered her collarbones. They slimmed down her fucking hand. What the shit, Canada? You’re supposed to be nice.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)