Here's the Terrible Paul Walker Joke Cut from Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | March 17, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | March 17, 2015 |

As we mentioned earlier today, Comedy Central has decided to cut jokes referencing Paul Walker during the roast that purportedly made Justin Bieber cry. It says a lot about how bad the joke is that it was cut when some of these gems were not:

Ludacris: “You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.”

Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez had sex with [you]… proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.”

“If Anne Frank had heard your music, she would’ve Uber’d to Auschwitz.”

Chris D’Elia: “Justin Bieber, the man. Why are you here? … You are about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.”

Ouch.

It’s like the roast was specifically designed to make us feel a little bad for Justin Bieber, although Bieber had a decent zinger, too: “Look, I’m new to comedy, but here’s a joke: What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”

Boom? Roasted?

Anyway, that Paul Walker joke? Jeff Ross compared Justin Bieber’s driving skills the skills of Paul Walker, and then followed that with a reference to Ludacris’ song, “Move Bitch,” saying, “Move bitch, get out of the way, is what Paul Walker should’ve told that tree. Too soon? Too fast? Too furious?”

Waaaaaaaaaaay too soon, bro, especially with Ludacris (who stars in the Fast and Furious franchise) involved with the roast. Bieber apparently wanted the joke cut, as did Ludacris, and I don’t blame them. I’m all for tasteless jokes, but that one hits a very uncomfortable nerve.

via TMZ