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Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You | Comments (20)



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People have a tendency to say unspeakably idiotic things that make them sound like assholes, like “I don’t read” or “I don’t own a telelvision” or “I’m over Betty White.” That last one is the worst, and those people should be basted in Crystal Light and cheesecake topping and set outside to think about what they’ve done for awhile.

Betty White may have exploded in the past couple years, like an old lady Bieber, but it is absolutely deserved and completely heartwarming. In a world where Hollywood, if not society, tends to put old people to pasture unless they need sight gags or one final bittersweet performance, we as a world have embraced this genuinely fantastic human being and given her the equivalent of a four year hug as she enters her nineties. It’s really sweet. Sometimes we’re sweet. Sometimes we tune in 14 million strong to watch “Rob” but sometimes we’re sweet. And it’s Betty who elicits such sweetness. Happy birthday, Betty. We love you.

And if you don’t love her? She’s got something to say to that.

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Posted by: Free the Springfield two at January 17, 2012 4:13 PM

Where is the video she did with Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock? She's Betty fucking White, people!

Posted by: Pants at January 17, 2012 4:13 PM

We watched her 90th b-day tribute last night and haven't laughed that hard in a while. I'd forgotten how raunchy and funny tv could be while still being 'clean'.

god, what happened?

Betty White is a national treasure.

Posted by: Stella at January 17, 2012 4:13 PM

I adore her, always have and always will. And I really want to snuggle up to that St.Bernard!

Posted by: miss kate at January 17, 2012 4:20 PM

I personally adore Betty White v. Wilhelmina Slater.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 4:32 PM

Back in St. Olaf...

Posted by: Snrub at January 17, 2012 4:34 PM

There is never enough Betty White in my life. Never.

And now I miss my grandmother.

Posted by: faintingviolet at January 17, 2012 4:36 PM

I remember watching Animal Planet a few years ago and Betty White just appeared at this zoo and feed some hippos some heads of lettuce. And right then I decided my life would never EVER be as awesome as Betty White's.

Posted by: Quorren at January 17, 2012 4:41 PM

Sue Ann Nivens is one of the funniest characters ever to flicker into our homes via the television screen. Betty White can't get enough praise.

Posted by: Jerce at January 17, 2012 5:00 PM

Jerry, YES. Thank you for reminding me that exists. I'm going to go watch that in her honor. And Wilhelmina's.

Posted by: SJfromSJ at January 17, 2012 5:07 PM

Last time I watch SNL and honestly laughed through most of it. She is a National Treasure.

Posted by: Diablo at January 17, 2012 5:07 PM

I laughed-sobbed through that entire birthday program. I was so damn sweet, precious and precocious. And land alive, was she a hottie back in the day or what? She's a perfect example of a bunch of good, good stuff in the world.

Posted by: Annie at January 17, 2012 5:17 PM

I just adore her. Always have, always will.
Happy Birthday Betty.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at January 17, 2012 6:26 PM

I find it increasingly disturbing that the boob shake gif makes me think of my ex.

Posted by: Protoguy at January 17, 2012 7:55 PM

Happy Birthday Betty White!

Posted by: tamatha at January 17, 2012 8:06 PM

Oh how I LOVED Mary Tyler Moore.

Do you have change for a hundred.

Sure! (starts counting)

Quarters?

NICKELS!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 8:15 PM

Oh balls, I forgot to watch the special! Does anyone know where I can LEGALLY [are you now or have you ever been...] watch the entire thing?

Posted by: bev rage at January 17, 2012 9:46 PM

My stars and garters... 90??!??

That's really old. May she live forever; she is a national treasure. And doesn't take herself too seriously.

Posted by: MM at January 18, 2012 1:32 AM

I love Betty White, but I do think her award nominations for Hot in Cleveland are unnecessary.

Now I want to have a Golden Girls marathon though.

Posted by: Sadie at January 18, 2012 8:51 AM

She got one of the best punch lines I've ever heard:

"You mean they grow back?"

Posted by: , at January 18, 2012 10:51 AM