Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons
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Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Brawl. We Attempt to Uncover the Possible Reasons

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | October 30, 2013 | Comments ()

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Inexplicable celebrity chef and all around assbag Guy Fieri got into a full-on drunken fist fight with his hairdresser at the airport. According to TMZ, a source described the fight as “dudes being dudes.” Guy’s rep said, “A bunch of guys were messing around. Things got a little out of hand, but they’re all good now.”

So, it’s just another case of bro-on-bro violence. Sigh. When will these fights end! Will no one think of the douchebags?!

Using our highly-technical detective work, we may have some photographic reasoning for their fight.


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  • Strand

    My God. This greasy fuck has a hairdresser?

  • TK

    Right? He probably paid $200 for something I coulda done with a bottle of peroxide and a light socket.

  • That shirt he's wearing in the fourth picture? I used to work for a guy who wore shirts like that all the time. Different color shirts with different color flames, but all basically the same.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    It bothers me that he looks like the result of a drunken hookup between 90's Mark McGrath and the fat guy from ICP.

  • polly

    Best Guy F. read ever...

  • Al Borland's Beard

    God, he even bleaches a small portion of his goatee. Nobody should put that much effort into facial hair.

  • Kala

    I never noticed that small wisp of blonde before. Excuse me, I have to go punch a sea lion now.

  • Y'all are doing great on this topic, and I mean that. However, Gawker's commenters are, frankly, killin' it:

    (My favorite, and one that has made this day worth surviving: "I, for one, am grateful to live in an age when "dudes being dudes" is a man kicking his crying hairdresser out of his car.")

  • Jim

    Whomever is werking that hair is doing the LORD'S WORK!

  • Mrs. Julien

    Speaking of working, RuPaul has more convincing blond hair.

  • e jerry powell

    Yes, but at least Ru keeps all his blond hair in The Wig Room while he's out in public.

  • Jim

    I've got more convincing hair - in the photo at left!

  • Mrs. Julien

    There's an avatar that is an actual photo of the actual commenter? That's trippy.

  • riotgeek

    What a douchenugget Guy is.

  • mairimba

    Looks like Anne Burrell's stylist might have a new client.

  • rio

    The guy looks like a major duche, but I gotta admit that his "diners drive-ins and dives" is the Law and Order SVU of the Food network, if it's on, I'm watching it.

  • bastich

    *This* is the Food Network chef that's making news right now?

    There's nothing noteworthy happening for Nigella Lawson or Giada De Laurentiis that would maybe result in sexy pictures maybe?

  • Aaron Schulz

    id look at pictures of Giada mucking a stable and be happy. ya know, to learn a new trade, its not a weird fetish or something

  • nosio

    If there's one thing I've never been able to understand about myself, it's my inexplicable fondness for Guy Fieri.

  • e jerry powell

    For a second there I thought you'd said "inexplicable fondue."

  • nosio

    I even sort of love that he travels with a hairdresser. Does he also employ a wardrobe stylist? A purveryor of bowling shirts emblazoned with flames? In his home, is there a red phone kept under lock and key in a glass case that will only connect one to Don Ed Hardy? WAS HE IN THAT AIRPORT TO BOARD A ONE-WAY PLANE TO FLAVOR TOWN?


  • Mrs. Julien

    I took a one way plane to Flavour Town once. I had to walk home. The whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth.

  • phase10

    I don't get the hate. What has he done to inspire such vitriol?

  • mirthful

    He's a misogynistic, homophobic ass-clown.

  • e jerry powell

    Which probably means that he and his hairdresser should just fuck each other and get it over with.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Let me correct my earlier comment...

  • TK

    I'm not sure where you're seeing hatred and vitriol. Mainly, you're seeing some mild derision and sarcasm.

    Unless you're talking about the hair. Because that shit is an abomination.

  • nosio

    Not here so much, but I always thought it was generally accepted that Guy Fieri is universally hated. (I Googled it, like a nerd, just to be sure.)

  • TK

    Well, yes, but in all fairness, the internet hates everything.

  • nosio

    I honestly don't know. And I dislike most people, so that's saying something.

    I mean, I know that he's a middle aged guy with bleached spiky hair and an unironic love for all things Pac Sun. But he also seems so boisterous and full of life! Pep! Zest! Joie de vivre! I just want to gorge on smoked meats and margaritas with him and then take a busload full of our favorite sausage shop employees to a karaoke dive bar.

  • e jerry powell

    So he's a slightly downmarket (and don't think I can't smell the irony) Rachael Ray.

  • That actually sounds like a great afternoon.

  • TK

    Fuck a bunch of fighting in an airport. If my hairdresser did that to me, I'll slaughter his whole family.

  • Mrs. Julien

    It rubs the lotion in its hair.

  • bastich

    ...or else it gets the bleach again.


  • Mrs. Julien

    It is in fact a bleach pit.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Please don't lock me in your basement.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Basement. I guess the go-to answer is basement.

  • Mrs. Julien

    In an airport?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Asshat. Ass clown. (per mirthful)


  • Anthony Hoffman

    He is an inspiration to maintaining a low sugar and carb diet.

  • His hairdresser took him to Super Saiyan Level 2.

    You never, ever go to Super Saiyan Level 2.

  • foolsage

    His hair is over 9000!

  • stella

    His hair is giving me a hangover.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    He actually kind of looks like Kenny Powers with a Susan Powter haircut instead of the fro-mullet.

  • BWeaves

    Wait? He got in a fight with his hairdresser at the airport. That implies he flies everywhere with his personal hairdresser. That implies, he's paying someone to do that to his head daily? Supposedly a professional?

    My niece does her hair better and she uses Kool-Aid.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Well, if you call an epileptic dog with a comb dipped in bleach inside its mouth a 'professional', then yes, he does have one.

  • Mrs. Julien

    That would explain the odour as well.

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