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Grown-Ass Adult John Mayer Posted a Bitter Tweet about Taylor Swift's Birthday

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | December 14, 2016 | Comments ()


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Did you notice a sudden snowfall made of sparkles and wishdreams? Did you experience a brief sensation of modern-vintage nautical whimsy and this weird feeling you should probably be on a yacht with a bunch of other skinny white women? There’s a reason for that—yesterday was Taylor Swift’s birthday.



You know Taylor Swift is the kind of person who LOVES her birthday. Like she’s been calling it “my birthday month” and “my birthday week” all month and yesterday was her DAY. And John Mayer is the kind of person who does not do well with others having a DAY. So, he tweeted the pettiest petty that ever pettied.

Oh, was that tweet from John Mayer? I thought it was from Tom PETTY.




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