FYI, Taylor Swift Apparently Can't Sue Kayne West, Our LOLs Continue Unabated
Today is the Boxing Day to yesterday’s Gossip Christmas, and there’s some remaining gifts that apparently were hiding under the wrapping paper and sparkle tears. What a time to be alive!
First, many alleged yesterday that Taylor Swift might sue Kanye West and Kim Kardashian for recording their phone conversation, as doing so without the knowledge of both parties is illegal in California. But…she can’t. Because other people were in the room besides Kim and Kanye and Taylor was aware, and the confidential communications law does not extend to conversations that can be overheard.
In desperate times like these, Taylor is laying low while figuring out her next move and possibly shooting arrows at interns to blow off steam. But she has one move, and dammit, she’s gonna use it.
Luckily she has friends who continue to say things. Like her back-home bestie Abigail Anderson who tweeted then deleted some passive aggressive white nonsense:
“Lord, hear my prayers. … I pray God helps your daughter understand, that despite how many times she’ll hear daddy reference all women as ‘bitches,’ she isn’t one,” Anderson wrote on Monday, July 18. “I pray she understands her father actually IS faithful to her mother, despite all the adulterous comments she will hear her father making. … I pray that she will understand ‘adultery and bitches’ are just daddy’s form of art and not to worry because not every man thinks like him. … Lastly, I pray for forgiveness. May God forgive you & your wife for doing to others the very things you pray are NEVER done to your daughter.”
Ugh. Shut up.
Anyway, of course, you can continue to dislike everyone in this scenario. But at the very least on this “exclusive” I AM FIRMLY TEAM KIMYE.
SO SAY WE ALL.
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