David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense
Trying to picture what a typical day looks like for David Lynch’s is maybe the hardest thing I’ve ever made myself do. What do we think that looks like, really? I honestly can take about 15 seconds of imagining him petting his collection of wigs made from he manes of unicorns, or maybe staring into space like a powered-down robot (hey, I’m open to other theories) before my brain shuts off entirely.
Well, Lynch has offered us a tiny window into his daily routine in an interview he gave to Vice’s food arm, Munchies. Because I guess David Lynch and I disagree over whether talking to an outlet named after a Doritos-based snack is beneath him. The interviewer asked him if it was true that he drinks 20 cups of coffee a day.
Well, I think I would say ten. It’s true I used to drink twenty. But they were smaller and in Styrofoam cups. Now I drink them in bigger cups.
He says the trick is to stop drinking at 5:30 pm.
So now we know it takes 10 large cups of coffee to maintain this level of energy:
He also talked about his own personal roast, which is smooth and rich, with subtle undertones of surreal nightmares.
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