Damon Wayans Staunchly Defends Bill Cosby: Those 'Bitches' Were 'Un-rape-able'

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | September 5, 2015 | Comments ()

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | September 5, 2015 |


Somewhere in the world, Damon Wayans, Jr. — the star of Happy Endings — is murmuring under his breath, “Dad. Shut up. Dad, just please shut the fuck up. You’re embarrassing me.”

This actually goes further than “embarrassing,” because Damon Wayans — who has essentially been out of the game for the last few years, save for his stand-up act — said some things that he’s probably going to realize he shouldn’t have said very, very soon.

While everyone else on the planet has finally turned their backs to Cosby (except his wife, Camillle), in steps the last defender, who says that Cosby didn’t “rape” those women. He was in “relationships” with them.

In an interview with The Breakfast Club radio program, Wayans said:

“If I was him, I would divorce my wife, wink wink, give her all my money, and then I would go to a deposition, I’d light one of them three-hour cigars, I’d have me some wine, and maybe a Quaalude, and I would just go off, because I don’t believe he was raping,” Wayans said.

Wait, what? WHAT?

“I think he was in relationships with all of them, and then he’s like, ‘You know what, it’s 78, I can’t get it up for any of y’all, bye bitches,’” he continued. “And now they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape.’ Forty years — listen, how big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?”

Damon, dude. Come on. Relationships? Really?

“If you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well, the first time.’ The first time?! Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying.”

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Does it get worse? It gets worse.

“And some of them, really, is un-rape-able. I look at them and go, ‘No, he don’t want that. Get outta here! Look, I understand fame. I’ve lived it. Women will throw themselves at you. They just want to be in your presence. There’s some that innocently will come up there, but not 40-something women. They’re not that na├»ve … what? In 1965, he just walked up to women in they’re dressing room and put his penis in they mouth?”

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But where it gets a little interesting — instead of plain sad and misguided — is why Wayans said that people turned on Cosby.

“You know what Bill Cosby did wrong? He started criticizing young black men, and then he lost us, and so we’re not supporting him. And they see that opening, and they attack him, kill him. But the dude from 7th Heaven? His show is still on TV. [This is actually true. They were pulled for a time, but last December, they quietly resumed]. Woody Allen is still making movies.”

“If it was my daughter, then I would’ve killed Bill Cosby. But stepping back and just looking at it, I just don’t believe it. I think it’s a money hustle.”

As if the interview couldn’t go off the rails any further, after Wayans blamed this whole thing on Hannibal Buress, one of the hosts of the show actually suggested that — if Cosby dies because of this — Buress should be charged with accessory to murder.

To be fair, however, at least the female host of the show, Angela Yee, gave some pushback, saying that she believes the women alleging Cosby raped them. To that, Wayans at least did step back a notch.

“To any of the women who were actually raped by Bill Cosby, I’m sorry. And my heart goes out to them.”

And then he went right back into babbling idiocy. “But those other bitches?” Wayans said that Cosby gave them drugs because those were the drugs of choice back in the day, like Molly is the drug of choice today. “People do that to get in the mood.”

He went on to say that he felt sorry for Hannibal Buress, suggesting that Buress is flailing at his new show because he was given it to soon, on account of being the guy that outed Bill Cosby. Wayans also added, “I wouldn’t want to be someone who took down my hero, and we need heroes, and we need to be more supportive until we know for sure, because they’re ain’t no charges against him.”

All this business starts at around the 25-minute mark.

Raw Story via Guy Gondon


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