Colin Farrell Is Impressed with How Humble Ewan McGregor Is About His Enormous Dick
My favorite thing about the above headline is that it’s not at all hyperbole. It’s not misleading. It’s not a tease. You can call it click bait if you want (NOOOOO! Headlines designed to make you visit a website. NOOOOO!), but it’s 100 percent accurate.
I have no idea in what context the question arose, but Colin Farrell said that, if he had a penis the size of McGregor’s, he would show it off more, maybe stick it in the mashed potatoes, or flop it out on the table during family dinners. Point is, Farrell thinks that Ewan doesn’t let Lil Ewan roam the streets freely more often.
This is what Farrell said to Nylon Magazine, and I quote:
“I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would — or should — or could be.” And the fact that McGregor won’t tell you about his huge dick himself is a sign of his fine moral character. “I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humility,” Farrell added, “that he doesn’t wear it like a badge of honor.”
This is actually true of many men, I understand. If you ever meet a fella and he doesn’t immediately show you his penis, it’s because he’s humble, and he doesn’t want to brag about his humongous cock. It’s a code among men, so as not to create unflattering comparisons among their brethren.
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