Chelsea Handler Rips on Britney Spears and her "Two Personalities"
*takes off hoop earrings*
In a rather impressive act of picking only the most low-hanging fruit, Chelsea Handler took a short break from calling Angelina Jolie a homewrecking whore to make fun of a mentally ill woman. Comedy!
With a blatant lack of understanding how lyric videos work, Chelsea Handler blasted Britney Spears, asking “how can you have a career when you’re not doing anything?” This was officially the most ironic statement to ever be uttered on the E! network.
According to Radar, after showing a short of the lyric video for “Perfume” on Chelsea Lately last week, Handler referenced the song’s love triangle, saying, “Yeah, [Britney], the guy you’re with and your two personalities makes three.”
She then said, “They’re not even putting her on camera now,” which is how lyric videos work.
I clearly have strong Britney feelings. I love her. I also think making fun of people with crippling psychiatric disorders is lame and, frankly, easy. But easy is pretty much Handler’s schtick, never shying from the obvious joke. Comedy is subjective, and my opinion is that, subjectively, Handler is about as funny as a pediatric burn ward.
TEAM BRIT, FUCKERS.
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