Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539
pajiba-logo-dot.jpg

film / tv / lists / guides / news / love / celeb / video / think pieces / staff / podcasts / web culture / politics / dc / snl / netflix / marvel / cbr

Charlie Sheen is an Awful Human Being, Part 6,539

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | November 7, 2013 | Comments ()


charlie-sheen-anger-management-thumb-450x347-27573.jpg

So, I would like to preface this by saying this is a sad story. Everything about this is terrible. There is nothing schadenfreudey or “That’s our Bieber!” *hair ruffle*-y fun. Everything is ugh. Just ugh.

Charlie Sheen is Charlie Sheen. His ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, is a very public drug addict - crack and meth, specifically — with more than 20 rehab stints in her past, two of them while pregnant, as well as a 5150 hold placed on her after a meth overdose just six months ago. Together, they have twin boys, who are 4 years old. These boys have been living with Denise Richards, another of Sheen’s ex-wives. Richards has alerted DCFS that she is no longer able to care for the twins because they are violent, threatening to kill her dogs and hitting and choking her daughters. Speculation is rampant that Richards’s letter is more of a desperate attempt to get help for the boys rather than trying to get them out of her house, but Mueller has refused to comply and, now, word is that she may have full custody back by Christmas.

In the Sheen of it all, Mueller has been awarded a temporary restraining order and gag order against him. Probably because he’s a violent and insane person, riddled with evil and filled with a soul that strongly resembles the after pictures on lung cancer brochures.

Here is a selection of his recent Twitter ramblings.

imahm.jpg

imahn.jpg

imaho.jpg

Nothing about this is good. Nothing ends well for anyone involved. Those poor boys. Poor Denise Richards. Poor almost everyone. Ugh. Just ugh.





Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments







Recent Reviews









Recent News











Privacy Policy