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Charlie Sheen Comes to 'Hero' Brian Williams' Defense Against 'Hooligans' and 'Oligarchs'

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | February 12, 2015 | Comments ()

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | February 12, 2015 |


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This is not helping, Charlie. YOU ARE NOT HELPING. This letter alone may get Brian Williams’ six-month suspension transformed into a permanent suspension.

But you have to admit that Sheen has a certain way with words.

Dear Mr. Williams,

Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life.

First off, THANK YOU, for 24 years of inimitable professionalism and top shelf brilliance, as a stone cold passion driven and (PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Secondly, Thank you “squared” for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis, (PERFECTLY) to myself and my family.

But for every other person alive, (with a TV) who relied and still do,on your poetic, insightfuland NOBLE sacrifices,that made our longest nights shorter,and our shortest nights safer.

You good sir, are a hero in my “Entire Library”

Lastly; you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously “staged” by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs, who’s only desperate and hideous goal is to discredit the genius that they relied on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you are a true Patriot and a Hero of mine until the day i leave this star crossed imperfect Rock we call Earth…

Mr W: respect love hi 5’s and refuge! (if you need it!) I remain humbly and on dangerous standby at your service….

I am;

the MaSheen….


You good sir, are a hero in my “Entire Library”

What does that even mean?

Charlie, go home. You’re drunk.


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